22 ways to annoy your boyfriend
Disclaimer: I feel we are all relatively secure in the knowledge that I don't own Torchwood. If I did well, I think we all know who would be the first person to die in some form of horribly mutilating yet hilarious way…
Author's Note: Holy smoke, Batman, two in one night!
Careful, Robin, we don't need the fans getting rabid now do we?
No, oh wise and powerful one
Enjoy
Sci-fi
Idea Four: Convince your pair of computer genius friends to set the screensaver on your boyfriends laptop irreversibly setting it to some form of delightfully embarrassing picture.
= The day before=
"C'mon guys, please?" John and Tosh glanced at each other as if trying to decide whether or not to give into their friend's pleading and risk the wrath of Ianto.
They sighed as they caved
"Fine, we'll help you but only on the condition that we get to choose the picture we're putting up, ok?"Jack grinned
"You've got yourselves a deal"
= The present day=
"Jack?" aforementioned American looked up from the play station
"Hmm?""Have you been on my laptop recently?" Jack shook his head and laughed evilly on the inside
"No, why?" Ianto frowned in confusion
"Just wondering"
"Kay"
=Later on that day=
"JACK!"
Jack's eyes widened in terror as he quickly scanned the apartment for hiding places and dived behind the couch
"Jack Harkness, you have five seconds before I swear to whatever higher power is out there, I will make you sleep on the couch for a month."
Jack shuddered and pushed further back into the couch
"Five"
Ways to escape the situation with minimal damage flew through Jack's head.
"Four"
The most plausible being either taking a running dive out of the window or tackling Ianto into the bed and snogging him until he forgot why he was angry in the first place!
"Three"
It would have to be the tackling idea. That way Ianto would forget why he was angry at Jack, Jack would get to snog and do otherwise to his boyfriend and would have enough time to get Tosh and john to undo the screensaver!
"Two"
Jack jumped up and hurdled over the couch into Ianto, crushing their mouths together.
For a moment Ianto was too shocked to move. However when he came to the realisation of what was happening he shoved Jack away.
"You are in so much shite right now" it would appear to the general audience that Jack did not heed the warning of Ianto's tone and shoved him back into the bed room.
For the duration of the terror/make out session Ianto's laptop sat on the desk, innocently displaying an obviously photo-shopped picture of Ianto's head on the body of a female ballerina.
Author's note: Reviews are the pirate zombies to my ninja pandas.
