Summary: Love leads you to do the unexpected. Inuyasha, Kouga, and Miroku have a serious dilemma going on. Will their wives and children be there to support them? Or will there situations turn for the worst? The scariest realization of all three men facing the consequences for the actions they swore to be hidden forever. Rated 'M' for mature content 'Disclaimer Provided'.

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Pairings: Inuyasha/Kagome . Kouga/Ayame . Miroku/Sango

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Caution! There will be high situations of sexual contact, sexual puns and jokes intended. Adult situations: involving drugs, thugs, pregnancy, abusive relationships and other involved encounters. Lemons will be added in almost every chapter so sit back and enjoy!

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ChapterIII

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Last time on... "My Baby's Daddy"

"Well," I replied rather solemnly, but before I could answer, she cut me off.

"Oh, God, don't tell me you didn't get the job, Miroku." Her voice cracked with concern, and for a second I was afraid to answer.

"No, hun, I didn't get the job as a driver." I replied, but all I could hear was her breathing. "San, you still there?"

She finally responded, her words even sadder than before.

"What are we going to do?"

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"We're going to celebrate!" I told her with excitement.

"Celebrate? What the fuck are we supposed to be celebrating? Being drop dead broke? Have you lost a few screws since you've been down there?"

I moved the phone from my ear as she continued to yell, as I slowly put it back to my ears as she finished. "No Sango, my new job as a UPS computer analyst!"

"New job? Computer Analyst?" Her voice immediately perked up.

"That's what I said."

"But you said you didn't get the job."

"I said I didn't get the job as a driver, but that's only because they wanted to offer me a job as an analyst."

"You got the job?" She mumbled happily.

"That's right, baby, so pack your bags, because Inuyasha hooked us up and we're moving back to Tokyo!"

"You got… the job?" She repeated, like she still didn't believe me. I knew she'd been concerned about me being out of work, but I never knew just how much until now. I guess that's why she allowed me to come to Tokyo and interview. She was afraid that if I didn't, I might not get a job anywhere.

"Yes, baby, we got the job."

"Thank God," she said, and the relief in her voice made me smile. "So when are we moving? Oh, crap! I've got so much to do."

"I'll be back in a week or two. I have to find us a place to live and get a few things straight here. Do you think you can get everything ready to go by the time I get back?"

"Sweetheart, you can count on it," She replied, in a voice that assured me the job would be done.

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Kouga, Miroku, and I were at The Temple, a place usually placed for various sporting events and concerts. The Sleeks were ahead, but by halftime they were getting their butts whipped by Kosuke Takeuchi. He brought his skills all the way from the Syria Heat. That was okay, though. The night was still young, and after the game we were going to head over to Hooters to celebrate Miroku's new job and Kouga's last few nights as a bachelor. I tried to arrange plans at a strip club with all our friends, but Mr. Born-Again Kouga nixed that idea a couple of nights ago. I had to twist his arm just to get him to let Miroku and I take him to Hooters.

Despite his holier-than-thou protest during the week, Kouga has been in high spirits from the minute we picked him up and headed to the game. I think he was a little more bit excited about the whole Hooters thing than he wanted to admit. I guess that's how it is when you're going to be married in less than twenty-four hours. You wanted see someone else's rack one last time. You don't necessarily touch 'em, but you do want to see 'em. Then again, even for an old married guy like me, a beer and some titties sounded pretty good to me. Who knows, I thought, maybe if we were lucky and he drank enough beer before the end of the game, Kouga might let us take him to a real strip club.

I turned to Miroku, who as usual had his cell phone glued to his ear, talk to the bubble-butt, gold-digging wench he called a wife. Damn, I couldn't stand that bitch. It seemed like she was calling every half hour on the hour since he got into town just to see what he was doing. I felt like grabbing his phone and saying,

"He's at a basketball game, bitch! Same place he was half an hour ago when you called. Damn! Give the man a break so he can watch the game!"

I didn't blame her as much as I blamed Miroku, though. We dedicated to our women, but I'd never seen anyone whipped as him. He was mesmerized by that oversized ass of hers. He acted like he was a dog on a leash and she was his master. I was convinced that anything she said, he'd do, and that included jumping off the closest Bridge to please her. I was starting to get heated just thinking about it, so it was good thing my cell phone began to ring before I opened my mouth.

I reached into my pocket and hit the talk button without looking at the caller ID.

A big mistake I soon found out.

"Inuyasha." It was Kikyo, and a wave of anxiety came over me when I recognized her voice. I was supposed to drop off $200 by her house earlier that afternoon but my route had ended up doing more overtime than I expected. In my haste to get home, shower, and pick up the fellas, I completely forgot about it til' now.

"I got your money," I assured her.

"Good, but that's not why I'm calling."

I hesitated before speaking, and I could feel both Kouga's and Miroku's attentions turn on me.

"Then why are you calling?"

"I need you to babysit your son."

From the tone of her voice, this was not a request, it was a demand. I turned my back and spoke low so Kouga and Miroku could barely hear me.

"Kikyo, I can't babysit tomorrow. Kouga is getting married and that's something I refuse to miss."

"Who said anything about tomorrow? I need a babysitter now."

"Now?" I snapped, glancing at my friends.

"That's right. You heard me, now!" She snapped back. "I have to be at work by nine o' clock and the lady that usually watches him is sick, I can't afford to miss work."

"What about your mother? Why can't she watch him?"

"My mother's down South, Inuyasha. She's been down there taking care of my grandmother for the last three months. I don't know when she's coming back." It almost sounded like she was pleading.

"Kikyo, look, I'm sorry, but I can't do it tonight. I'm already in Kawasaki. In order for me to get there by nine, I'd have to leave now."

There was silence on the line until she spoke in an ominous threatening tone.

"Look, Inuyasha, I don't have time to argue with you. Now, I need you to babysit, so you might as well get your ass up and come on back to Tokyo!"

"I heard you the first time, Kikyo, so you don't have to yell. But like I told you the first time, I can't do it tonight. I'm busy."

"Oh is that right? Well, is your wife at home? 'Cause if you can't watch him, I'm damn sure she would love to if I called, and asked her."

All of a sudden my head began to hurt. Kikyo had a way of pushing my buttons like no one else. "Don't go there, Kikyo," I said angrily.

"No, Inuyasha! Don't you go there. I told you before; I'm not playing with you. This isn't a fucking game to me. I will call your wife. So what's your home number again? Oh yeah, that's right." She repeated the digits. I'd never heard someone sound so serious, and it scared the hell out of me, especially when she continued. "Now, she doesn't go to bed early, does she? 'Cause it'd be a damn shame to wake the bitch up when all you have to do is come over here and babysit."

"God Dammit. Fine. Look, let me call you back in five minutes. I'll see if I can arrange something. But I'm going to call you, so don't make any stupid moves until then." I hung up the phone and turned to my friends.

"Guys I got a problem…"

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I'd been on the phone with my wife during most of the game, making arrangements for my return to Koyoto and our move to Tokyo. We'd decided to rent a house with an option to buy somewhere in Ogasawara Island. It would have to be near the Chofu borders, so I could see my friends. I was thinking someplace like Valley Stream, where they still had a little bit of every nationality and the schools were good.

I loved Koyoto, but I was not about to subject my kids to the Koyoto City public school system. I knew I wouldn't be able to afford to send my kids to private school. Inuyasha sent both his boys to private school and it was costing him damn near as much as his mortgage payment. I'm sure he wouldn't be able to afford it if Kagome didn't work. I wasn't about to ask Sango to get a job, she'd been a stay-at-home mom so long, just the thought of going to work would probably give her the hives. So, my goal was to get my kids in some decent schools and still be able to afford to own my own home in Tokyo someday.

While my wife and I were working out the details, I heard Inuyasha shouting into his own phone, "I got your money!" He had this strange look on his face, like whoever he was talking to had him terrified.

"Hun, let me call you back," I told my wife.

I hung up the phone and turned to Inuyasha, who was now trying to hide his conversation. What the hell was going on, I wondered, and who the hell did he owe money to? Inuyasha wasn't the type to gamble, and if he needed to borrow some money, I'm sure he would have gone to Kouga.

That's what I would have done.

I made eye contact with Kouga, who seemed just as puzzled by Inuyasha's strange behavior as I was. When Inuyasha finished his conversation, he turned to us, looking defeated.

"Guys, I got a problem..."

"What's up?" Kouga asked, his voice filled with concern.

Inuyasha lowered his head and whispered, "I can't hang out tonight. I have to go take care of something."

"Excuse me," I said in disbelief. "You can't leave. You're the one who insisted we all go out tonight. Did you forget the man's getting married tomorrow?"

Inuyasha turned to Kouga. "No, I didn't forget, and I'm sorry, Kouga, but something's came up. It's important. I have to go back to Tokyo."

"Back to Tokyo for what?" I stared at my friend. This wasn't like him. Inuyasha didn't keep secrets from us. If anyone, I was the one who kept secrets.

It took a while for him to speak, but when he did, I was never more confused.

"I have to go babysit."

"Babysit? Babysit who? What's going on, Inuyasha?" If you think I was annoyed, you should have heard the irritation in Koga's voice.

"It's a long story."

"Well, then, give us the short version," I demanded. I continued to stare at him in amazement. Damn, Inuyasha couldn't even look at us.

"I really ain't got the time. I have to get back to Tokyo before nine, so I don't piss her off." He tried to stand up, but I placed my hand on his shoulder and pushed him down. "Baka! Let me go."

After his frantic phase of trying to escape, he finally glanced at Kouga, then at me. I think he finally realized he wasn't going anywhere without giving us an explanation. A full explanation.

"Okay fine! But you have to promise not to tell anyone. Not even Sango and Ayame. If this gets back to Kagome, my marriage is over." He glared at us both, with his hands crossed over his chest, waiting for our reply.

"Don't worry Inuyasha, were not going to say anything. Are we Miroku?" Kouga's eyes moved to me.

"No, not at all. Don't worry Inuyasha, but tell us what's going on?"

This whole thing was starting to get interesting. The only time I'd ever seen Inuyasha act all secretive like this was when he was fooling around with this girl named Kikyo a few years back, but to my knowledge, that was over and done with. Besides, if he was messing with her or anyone else, he would have told me. Or so I thought.

"Do you guys remember that girl, Kikyo, that I used to see a few years back, don't you?"

Oh, my God, he is fucking her again.

"Who could forget her? For a slim girl, she had one of the phattest asses I've ever seen." Kouga didn't seem to know what we were talking about, so I used my hands to emphasize my statement. "C'mon Kouga, you know her, the milk bone with the big fit ass. Damn, how could you forget her? It not like Inuyasha has had a thousand affairs."

Kouga finally nodded as if a light bulb had just gone off in his head.

"Ohhh, yeah, I remember her. The girl from your UPS route, the one you almost left Kagome for, right?"

"Mm-hmmm, that's her, but I wasn't going to leave Kagome for her or anyone else."

"No, but you're about to leave your best friend's bachelor party to babysit her kid, aren't you?" I asked in disgust. "You just couldn't resist that fat ass, could you?"

"Miroku you're such a lecher. Why the hell are you always classifying women by their ass?"

Damn, ol' boy had it pretty bad. He was even defending her honor.

"Some people remember faces, Inuyasha. I remember asses. Now stop trying to change the subject. You messin' with her again, aren't you?"

"Does it look like I have time to mess around with her Miroku?" Inuyasha had a little attitude to his voice now. "But she's saying that I'm her baby's daddy."

There was a brief, shocked silence as his words registered.

"What did you say?" Kouga asked the disbelief in his voice that ringed through the back of my mind like an echo.

"I said, she says I'm her baby's daddy."

"Oh, shit," I mumbled, clearing my throat as I sat back in my chair. There was another moment of painful silence before Kouga and I asked, "Are you?" in unison.

Inuyasha shrugged his shoulders, giving us the lamest answer we could possibly hear.

"I really don't know."

I jumped out of my seat, pointing my finger in his Hanyou face.

"What you mean you don't know? How the fuck you don't you know? Did you fuck her without a raincoat?"

All he did was nod, and I went off on him again.

"Oh, my God! What the fuck is wrong with you?" I was about two seconds away from putting my foot in his ass.

"Sit down, Miroku." Koga ordered. "Let the man explain."

"EXPLAIN? There's no explanation for this, Kouga!"

"I said, let the man explain. Other people are trying to enjoy the game."

I looked around and everyone in out section was staring at me. So I did as Kouga asked, folding my arms and staring angrily at Inuyasha. I was disappointed in him, really disappointed. He was the one who always had his shit together.

"You're right, Miroku. I should have never slept with her without a condom, but my actions returned twenty-twenty. I just have to deal with the consequences now."

"So, did you have some type of blood test or something?" Kouga asked.

"No, I asked her for a blood test, but she threatened to tell Kagome about the baby If I pushed the issue. The bitch is really starting to get to me."

I unfolded my arms. "That's because the baby isn't yours. Can't you see she's trying to trap you? That's why she doesn't want you to have a blood test. That's what these young girls do." I was so heated; you would have thought she said it was my baby.

"Yeah, but what am I supposed to do about it? She told me if I don't pay her child support and babysit, she's going to go to Kagome."

"Fuck it. Let her tell Kagome. But I wouldn't give that bitch shit!" I said to him adamantly.

"He can't do that and you know it, Miroku." Kouga chimed in like he was about to bust a fuse.

"Why the fuck not?"

"Because Kagome will divorce me," Inuyasha said. "The same way your wife would divorce you if you showed up with a baby by some other woman."

Yeah, right. I said to myself. My wife's not going to divorce me if I come home with a child out of wedlock; she's going to castrate me.

"But that baby isn't yours Inu." I protested.

Kouga shook his head. "Have you listened to a word the man's said? He's not sure if he's the father himself, so why should you be?" I didn't have an answer for that.

"Look, you guys enjoy the game and Hooters," Inuyasha said with finality. "I have to go babysit."

"Keep your head up, Inu. We're going to figure a way outta this for you." I told him with certainty.

"The only way out of this is to keep this crazy bitch happy so she doesn't go bothering my wife. And that's exactly what I'm going to do."

Kouga grabbed his arm. "The only way out of this is to put your faith in God and pray on this."

Inuyasha looked him in the face and said, "I've been praying, Kouga. I'm just waiting for God to answer my prayers."

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"I love you…"

"I love you more, I mean, Mrs. Onawa." I smiled as I said it. I was sure my bride-to-be was smiling.

We'd been talking on the phone for about twenty minutes. I was lying on my living room sofa about to take a shower, change into my pajamas, and go to bed in anticipation of tomorrow's big event. After the game, I'd gone to Hooters with Miroku at Inuyasha's request, but I still couldn't believe he actually left the game to babysit a kid he wasn't even sure was his.

Lord, I hoped Kagome never found out about this. Not having Inuyasha around kinda spoiled the rest of the evening for Miroku and me. We didn't even stay fifteen minutes at Hooters before deciding to leave. When I got home, I prayed, then I called Ayame to say goodnight.

"Mrs. Onawa. Lord know I love the sound of that." Ayame said. So did I. It was hard to believe, but this time tomorrow we'd be on our honeymoon on Paradise Island in the Bahamas. We were planning on trying to have a baby right away. Both Ayame and I loved kids, and we both wanted at least two. I wanted to be a dad more than anything in this world.

"Me too. I can't wait to show you off as my wife."

Ayame was quiet for a moment before she said, "Kouga? Can I ask you something?" Her toned lost its excitement

"Sure, baby. What is it?" I sat up.

She never asked a question. It was more like a statement, a confusing statement at that.

"You don't have to do this if you don't want to. I'll understand if you want to back out."

I pulled the phone from my ear, staring at it before resting it back against my head.

"Huh? What are you trying to say hun?"

"I wanna know if you really wanna marry me. Are you sure you're not just doing this because you feel sorry for me?"

How could she be questioning my love? Maybe she was just having last-minute jitters, but her comment caught me off guard and left me feeling insulted.

"Why would you ask me that? You know I love you, Ayame. Have you ever even seen me look at other woman?"

"No, but I see the way they look at you. They all want you, Kouga, even the married ones. How long are you going to want me, with all of them waiting in the wings for us to fail?"

"Until death do us part," I answered, confused by her sudden lack in faith in me.

"I hope so, Kouga, because sometimes I think that you could do better. That you're just settling with me, and I don't want you to settle."

"I'm not settling, Ayame. I love you."

"But why? Why me? I'm pale as hell, I'm damn near forty, and I weigh over two hundred sixty pounds." Her curse caught me by surprise. "The only thing I got going for me is my long red hair, green eyes, and a charming personality."

"You're the woman I fell in love with, so the rest of them don't matter. And I don't give a dam- ahh a d-darn, yeah that's it. And I don't give a darn if you weigh two thousand pounds. I love you, Ayame, for the woman inside. I don't care about that superficial stuff. I want you to be my wife."

"That's all I wanted to hear babe," she answered, sounding more like herself again. "Cause once we walk down that aisle, I'm never going to give you up. And I mean never."

"I don't want you to give me up. Ayame, you're the woman I want to grow old with."

She let out a thankful sigh. "I love you too, Kouga, more than anything in this world."

"Good, then we still have a date to meet at the altar tomorrow?"

"I'll be there." She assured me.

We chatted for a few minutes longer, and then said our final good night before hanging up. I took a shower and got ready for bed. I thought about calling Inuyasha to see how things were going with the babysitting, but before I got to the phone, there was a loud knock at my door. I jumped out of bed.

"Who is it?" I asked as I went to the door.

There was no answer, so I pulled back the curtain on the window beside the door. I did a double take, letting go of the curtain when a figure I recognized turned toward me. There was another knock at the door, and this time I opened it with a sense of excitement and fear.

Suzumi, my church's sexy organist, walked into my house. There was no question in my mind that Sumi was intoxicated, but even drunk, Sumi's presence had a way of warming my heart and chilling my soul. It had been obvious for the first time we met that there was a mutual attraction between us. I've got this thing for green eyes, and Sumi's is the greenest I'd ever seen.

"Uhm, what are you doing here?" I couldn't help but stare. Ignoring my question, Sumi, strolled over to my living room bar, taking out two glasses and filling them with Hennessy, then offering me one. It almost fell to the floor in our exchange.

"Your drunk?"

"Uh-huh. I wouldn't be here unless I was."

"So, why are you here?" I asked again.

Sumi gulped down the entire glass of Hennessy, giving me a look that told me everything I needed to know and more.

"I came here to get you to cancel this ridiculous wedding. You can't marry-fat-ass Ayame

Kouga."

"She's not fat, she's thick bone! And why do you care anyways?" I snapped, not happy about the insult to Ayame, "because you're jealous?"

Suzumi laughed. "Whether I'm jealous or not doesn't matter. The whole congregation is laughing at you, Kouga."

"So, let them laugh. What are they going to say when Ayame and I are still together forty years from now?"

Suzumi frowned. "Kouga, you're the most handsome man in the church. People like you and I aren't supposed to get married."

"How could you say that? You're married."

Sumi placed the glass back on the bar and approached me.

"That's exactly why I'm telling you that you shouldn't. You don't really love her."

"I do love her, Suzumi. She's everything I ever wanted in a woman."

"Please. Then why are you looking at me that way? You can't even take your eyes off me. You know it's me you really want."

I tried to look away, but the truth is the truth. I did want Suzumi. I'd never meet someone so attractive, so perfect, but as the saying goes. If something seems too good to be true, it usually is. In Sumi's case, It was in my head and it rang truer than ever. My true soul mate was already married to a prominent member of our church. In another place and another time, our fates probably would be different. I'm sure it was First Lady Yama into introducing me to my bride-to-be, Ayame. If she hadn't, Suzumi and I would have probably started an affair that would have rocked the church.

And that was something I would never do.

"Sometimes what you want isn't necessarily what you need." I said. "I'm sorry, but I will not give in to lust. I love Ayame, and I'm going to marry her Suzumi."

"You don't love her. Not the way that you could love me." Suzumi stepped up and kissed me like I'd never been kissed before.

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Next Time on "My Baby's Daddy"

"Mommy! Where's my mommy?" Achan was on the verge of tears.

Suddenly, as I stared at him, a chill ran through my body. This had all seemed like a bad dream, but now here was this kid, in the flesh, needing, wanting, and crying. Up until now, I'd pretty much convinced myself that there was a possibility that I was Achan's farther, since I was at the scene of the crime; I decided to look for the evidence myself.

Now that Achan was standing in front of me, I finally got a good look at him and saw that there was some resemblance to me and my people. The golden eyes, except his were in strands and the different shades of blue followed. Hints of red were also placed into his appearance, while two white ears stood on top of his little frame. From a distance, it looked as if he was a full breed more than a half.

This had me questioning my beliefs and the start of nervousness crept inside of me.

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:Questions of the Chapter:

. How is Inuyasha going to deal with Kikyo demands, and meet his wife expectations?

. Who is Suzumi? And why is Suzumi trying to make moves on poor witted Kouga?

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I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. I'll try to post as often as possible until I get to chapter five. Once I hit chapter five, then things will slow down a bit. The combined chapters so far equal 8 and will already have you guys caught up to speed by chapter 10 once I post chapter 5. So since you guys are going to be caught up to speed, it will take me a little longer for new chapters. Hopefully by then I will at least have 10 to 15 reviews.

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Yoshikuni
2011-09-16 . chapter 2

Thank you for the Triumph dear, lol. I'm glad you liked the length; I'm trying to keep it that way so that you guys can have a better length to read. I have to admit, my lengths back then were terrible. Ha, a few lines and it was over. I appreciate the compliment XD And the religious Kouga is probably what's stopping a lot of people from reading. I'm not sure, but towards the middle of this story; a certain twist happens, and let's just say he's not as religious as he seems haha. Keep reviewing love! Thanks a lot for your input!

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Cicera
2011-09-17 . chapter 3

Well thank you Cicera! Uhm, there's going to be a lot of unexpected twist and turns. Some that will entirely shake ya and some that will probably give you goosebumps haha. I'm looking forward to continuing the writing with you guys. Your inputs and reviews are well appreciated. It keeps me well involved with the feelings of my readers. Keep reviewing hun!

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Pokahydee - Nekoyasha
2011-09-18 . chapter 1

I was wondering why I couldn't get in touch with you. Usually you would respond back in no time. I really hope you're feeling better, because the ER is never a fun place to be. I've been in and out of the hospital early this year and a good amount of times, two year prior. I'll keep you in my thoughts. And it means so much that your willing to read my story in your ill state. Let's me know that you care ^^. I hope to hear more from you soon. Keep in touch dear, haha don't stray too far from me. *Gives you a bowl of soup* ^.~ FEEL BETTER!

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