"hey gess wat." sad secidsalseasl.

"waut." said sebsters.

"i got twiglight frum blokbuster so we can watch it tonite." celis sad.

"k."

edward started sparkling in teh sunlite an aloids started makin out wit teh screen.

"ya nastee." cecil said.

"wait were da heck did tat litel fagit even come frum?" sad sebby.

den aslosdi jumped out da window.

"i luv u bella." sad eedwward.

"ur an fagit edward." sad bella.

"aww so romance." seal sad.

"ikr." sad sebbsettrrd.

"letz mak owt." sad sesal.

"k." sad subs.