Johnny: I F(CENSERED)G HATE MY LIFE
Moonlight: don't mind him he's just pissed off because he got dumped
Sarah: come on dude, it's been over a week.
Johnny: (crying) I miss her so much
Moonlight: I am going to regret this, if you're single, or just a girl period. Would you want to date this loveable sonic nerd
Sarah: (Johnny crying in her shoulders) Come on due stop crying
Johnny: (lifting head up) I'm not crying... I can smell the skunk spray on you
Moonlight: oh he's dead now
It has been three years since Bobby saved me from Geneco, we became best friends. But for some reason I felt weird, like there was something changing inside of me... Well I was right
Rosy and Bobby was sitting at home, Bobby was now 11 and according to a vet, so was Rosy. Jacob was playing Bobby's new GameCube. Jacob was wearing a white shirt that said "I'm a nerd... Not a dork; see the difference?" blue short's, and his favorite blue sneaks. Bobby was wearing a green, black, and white striped polo shirt, red basketball shorts, and purple socks.
"Why are you wearing purple socks" Jacob asked after finally dying. They were playing Smash brother Mêlée; Bobby was whipping his butt as Link.
"I have no idea" Bobby admitted. He turned to Rosy how was curled up in a little ball next to Bobby, she really liked him... Jacob not so much.
"She is evil; she pricked me too many times with her quills" Jacob whined.
"Whatever, want a rematch?" Bobby asked, knowing Jacob will say yes.
"You're on." so they played for about an hour or more, they don't remember. They kept throwing insults at each other, Jacob was Kirby and Bobby was Link. After about a vicious neck to neck battle, Bobby won. He jumped up and started dancing around a really stupid 'I won you lost' dance.
"I own you, loser" Bobby said laughing, and then they heard a squeaky female voice call out.
"Loser" it said. It really creapped Jacob out.
"What was that" he said. Bobby just shrugged and looked down and saw Rosy pointing at Jacob while standing on her hind legs. She turned towards Bobby and said "Loser".
"Wow" Bobby said smiling. Jacob turned and saw Rosy.
"Yeah it's a standing hedgehog, so?" Jacob said and then Rosy said " Jacob, loser". Jacob just looked pissed
" she called me a-" then realized what she just did.
"I wonder how she was able to do that" Bobby said, totally confused.
"I might know, but I have to go home to be sure" Jacob said and took off. Bobby turned back towards Rosy and sat next her.
"What am I" He asked her. She thought for a second before saying "Awesome" then curled up in his lap.
It turned out, according to Jacob who I thought was jealous of me, that because I was injected with half of the serum, I can only change half way. I and Bobby didn't know what that met until a couple months later
"MOM I'M HOME" Bobby yelled, but there was no reply. "Oh well" Bobby just shrugged and rushed up stairs. He and Jacob had been teaching Rosy to talk, and she learned fast. Bobby called out Rosie's name but just as he was about to enter, Rosy called out from behind it.
"Don't come in" Rosy said. Bobby was curious, what was wrong with Rosy?
"Rosy, what's wrong?" Bobby asked. He heard Rosy sigh from behind the door.
"Promise you won't freak?"
"Tot's, just let me in" then the door clicked and Bobby walked in, he was afraid that something happened to his room but it was still good, messy, but good. "Rosy where are you?" Then he heard Rosie's voice behind him.
"Here". Bobby turned and saw his sheet up in the air held by someone, it slowly lowered until a pink hedgehog's face appeared, she didn't have a muzzle but you can still see the hedgie fangs, she had ton's of quills running down her back, and her eyes were a extreme bright green. "Hey Bobby" she just waved.
"Rosy? Is that really you?" Bobby asked, his cheeks got kind of red just by staring at her. Rosy just nodded, "why are you we-" Bobby started before he realized why. "Oh, I have an idea" and ran out into the hall. He got a steep ladder and opened a slot on the ceiling, he pulled out a box marked 'Barbra's stuff'. He came into the room and set it down next to Rosy. "Here there should be something that should fit you in here"
"Who's Barbra?" Rosy asked looking at the name on the side of the box.
"Oh well… uh that's…me" Bobby said rubbing the back of his head embarrassed. Rosy looked at him for a second and started laughing; she had a hard time holding the sheet cause of how hard she was laughing.
"What?" she asked after she was able to breathe again. Bobby just sighed, "You see my parents had a sonogram to discover what I was. Unfortunately they got a pretty lousy doctor; he didn't checked good enough and determined that I was a girl. My parents, they over preparers they were, started buying girl clothes all the up until I was to be sixteen. When I was born, the doctor told them I was a boy and well they weren't prepared for that. They even picked out a name for me, Barbra Booster" Bobby explained, Rosy just laughed some more while Bobby just pushed her.
"Get dressed" He said walking out. A little while later Rosy came out wearing a Green shirt, Orange frilly skirt, White gloves, and blue sneakers with orange shoelaces and white tips and soles. "Well how do I look?" She asked. Bobby just couldn't stop staring at her.
"Beautiful, but isn't a little tight? You know cause of your tail and quills" Bobby asked. Rosy just shook her head.
"I just cut the back open and put a little hole at the bottom. Easy peasy" She said smiling happily. Then she looked at him as he thought for a second. "What are you thinking?" she asked.
"How are we going to explain this to my parents?" he answered smirking.
Johnny: I'm going to kill you
Moonlight: what you were depressed. Besides this was Bobby's idea
Bobby: WHAT, don't put this on me. It was obviously Sarah's idea
Sarah: no, this is Jacob's fault
Jacob: no it was fault (Points at nothing) damn
