Hey its serena again, sorry for taking so long! Enough chat…hope you like it!
-serena
Chapter 4- burn baby burn…muahahaha!
Serena's point of view-
I waked upstairs, getting frustrated with what Alice said. She thought my clothes were dull? Okay, yeah im goth, and I wear a lot of black, red, and purple, but seriously! All alice does is prance around in her designer this and designer that! I got up to her room, where I found a Gucci suitcase…go figure… I opened it and found nothing but designer clothes….her chanel perfume would be perfect to start of the fire…muahahaha!
I poured some of the perfume on the small pile of clothes that had taken out of the suitcase. Alice came panting upstairs screaming and yelling, in different languages too…lol…
Alexandra was in the corner of the room. She took one look at Alice and burst out laughing.
"serves you right," said Alexandra, "u shouldn't be insulting us, yeesh!" she continued laughing and fell over once she got a look at the very tired Rosalie behind her.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I THINK HALF OF ME JUST DIED! HOW! HOW COULD YOU SERENA!!!!!!!!! ALEXANDRA! UGH!" she said sobbing. I put the fire out with a conveniently placed water jug that just so happened to be next to me. I walked past the two girls snickering. I almost felt bad for them….ALMOST!
Alexandra followed and we went to get a starbucks. We got our frapps. And entered Vendetta's house to absolute chaos. Edward was attempting suicide, while Jacob was trying to get bella on a date. Alice was and Rosalie were standing over a huge piece of paper with army hats on, probably planning our deaths… link glaring across the room, and mumbling something I couldn't here at charlotte who was licking the crumbs of a cookie off her fingers merrily, vendetta was mixing an odd green mixture in the kitchen and laughing going into hysterics, midna was sleeping in an armchair snoring loudly until link threw a book at her head and she punched him in the face, Emmett was sweating and lifting 50 lb weights, while watching a workout channel, bella was laughing at what Alexander was saying, ignoring what Jacob was asking, lucas and mike were fighting over who was the best kisser, and jasper was hitting his head against the wall!….ugh! like I said absolute chaos!!!!
i found a blow horn in the closet (the kind you use at basketball games and stuff) and blew it to get everyones attention.
"everybody listen up and listen good!" I said getting annoyed that Edward hadn't stopped his suicide attempt, I threw the frapp. At the back of his head and he screamed as the cold drink went down his shirt.
"just pay attention!" I yelled.
"all of us are going to stop what we are doing and we are going to look for things that could possibly help us get back to normal!" everybody was assigned a part of the house and we all began looking. Link came up to me two seconds after I assigned him his place.
"-sigh- Link, what have you found?" I said.
He was holding a toilet brush in his hands and was smiling triumphantly.
"ew link, that's just gross, put that back!"
"fine…-sigh-" he put the brush away and came back a minute later.
"what is it this time link?" I said holding out my hand.
"here ya go!"
He put my 'very cherry' lip gloss into my hands.
"LINK THIS ISN'T IT!" I yelled.
"ugh fine…." He said stomping away.
Everyone was gathering things and coming to check with me and Alexandra.
Link came up an hour later with a chocolate cupcake that had white frosting and rainbow sprinkles.
"Link you can't be serious!" I said crossing my arms and staring him in the eyes.
"But I'm sure this has something to do with it!"
Just then Charlotte came walking over still licking the crumbs off of her fingers from the cookie and opened her eyes. The first thing she saw was the cupcake.
"Oooooh! A cupcake! I want it!" she said grabbing for it.
"NOT FAIR! YOU GOT THE COOKIE!" he screamed at her, causing her hair to fly back, making her flinch.
" I. ......!" she said looking scary and glaring at him.
"oh yeah just try little girl…" link said leaning down to eye level and waving the cupcake in her face.
Charlotte kicked him on the…well….you know…. :D
She grabbed the cupcake and was about to lick it when link grabbed it and laughed triumphantly.
I took the cupcake from them and they both sat there, eyes wide, and mouths agape.
"you wouldn't do that to us would you!?" they said in unison.
"I am going to break in half, and you 2 are going to have to share it!" I said, as I tore it in half and handed them their pieces.
"HEY! YOUR HALF IS BIGGER THAN MINE!" link complained.
"well, she likes me better!" she said about to take a bite.
" DOES NOT!" link said with a growl, as pieces of cupcake went flying through the air, and punches started connecting with bodies.
" I AM GONNA TAKE AWAY BOTH PIECES AND EAT IT MY SELF IF YO-----" but that's all I was able to say before I started choking on a sprinkle that had magically flown into my mouth. I fell over gasping for breath and I fainted.
I woke up a couple seconds later, holding my head in my hands. I realized my head was really hot. Wait I was burning….?
I took my hands off of my head and looked down to see that I was a russet color. ???????????????????????????????????????????
I stood up and shook my head to clear the headache, but made it worse, and saw my long black hair flying around me…? I looked at myself to see…I was in Jacob's body…oh god.
I was shirtless with huge abs…lol! I was wearing baggy jeans and a brown belt with converse shoes….wow…
I stood up to see everyone standing over my body.
"um, guys…." I said walking over. Alexandra was the first to see me and fell over holding her sides, laughing.
"okay guys, its not that funny." I said crossing my arms trying to contain my laugh. Everyone was laughing now.
"I'm sorry, but you would be laughing to if you were staring at jacob's body and you heard a girls voice coming out!" Alexandra said still giggling.
After the laughing quieted down, we all started wondering. Where was Jacob?
We looked down at my body as it started coughing and sitting up gasping…
"ITS POSSESED!" link screamed running out of the room, followed by Edward, mike, lucas, and Alexander.e other room you could here a cry of happiness from Edward.
"I'M ME AGAIN! HALLELUJAH!" edward said running back in.
"ME TOO!" squeeled Alice.
Alexandra, and I started laughing as my body stood up and Jacob started talking.
"ugh, my head…," he said rubbing his forehead, " what happened.
Nobody could contain there laughter. Jake looked down at himself and fell over laughing.
"I'M A…CHICK!" he said between laughs.
" I KNEW YOU WERE SPECIAL JACOB, BUTS THAT'S JUST WEIRD!" I said laughing my head off, and started a new wave of laughter from everyone including the faint hearted morons who left the room.
It eventually quieted down and we all couldn't help it but crack some jokes.
" I'm hot, you're cold, you go around like you know, who I am, but you don't , you've got me on my toes. I'm slipping into the lava, and I'm trying to keep from going under, baby, who turned the temperature hotter? Cause I'm burnin' up, burnin' up, for you baby!" I sang, dancing around. I found this choice of song to sing was hilarious seeing as his temperature was burning! (btw, the song those few lyrics are from Burnin' up- Jonas Brothers)
Everyone started laughing, including Jacob.
The Jacob started singing and dancing….i had no idea my body could do that…lol…
"now I've got a confession
When I was young I wanted attention
And I promised myself that I'd do anything
Anything at all for the boys to notice me
But I ain't complaining
We all wanna be famous
So go ahead and say what you wanna say
You know what it's like to be nameless
Want them to know what you're name is
Cause see when I was younger I would say
When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars,
I wanna have boobies!"
He squeezed my chest. Oh god. (song was 'when I grow up-pussycat dolls')
"hey, hey! PAWS OFF! " I said slapping his shoulder. (haha I said paws…hes a mutt…get it…okay enough yapping…keep reading…)
Everyone burst into another round of laughter. Ugh…but I couldn't help laugh.
We all went to take a 10 min. break to get lunch and some drinks. Vendetta had told us she was going to go take a shower and be down soon. She got upstairs and heard here yell to link.
"HEY LINK! COULD YOU GET ME A TOWEL?!"
"COMING!" link said going over to the towel closet and then heading upstairs.
We were all taking bites of our sandwich's when link came down stairs and I noticed the Alexandra open her mouth and let her sandwich roll onto the floor.
" I don't vendetta would be happy if she saw you drop food on the floor she might----" I said turning my head to look at what she was gawking at. Jacob burst out laughing along with the rest of the imatures…ugh…vendetta would be so pissed…
Link was walking down the hallway with bumping into the walls unable to se where he was going because he had vendetta's bra clasped around his head. He smacked his head into the walls on accident trying to feel his way around giving out little "oofs" and "ugh" from hitting his head. I dropped my sandwich and Alexandra and I just stared at each other and burst out laughing…
"WHY DO YOU HAVE VENDETTA'S BRA ON YOUR HEAD YOU GREAT OAF!" midna said walking over looking mad and trying to pull the bra off his head.
"DID YOU TAPE IT OR SOMETHING?! I CAN'T GET IT OFF YOU'RE HEAD!" she said giving one last tug before she fell flat on her butt with an exasperated, "Oof."
"nope! I glued it!" link said laughing and clapping his hands.
"ARE YOU FRICKEN MORONIC!?" midna said still yelling.
"HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT OFF OF YOUR HEAD!?" she continued.
"I DON'T KNOW." Link said imitating gir from invader zim
Then Alexandra spoke up.
"that's what I was staring at…before he went upstairs I notice that he had a glass of the green stuff vendetta was mixing earlier…." She said.
"oh, dear lord!" I said smacking my forehead and sitting down again…
Alexandra went over and tried yanking at one of the straps but that didn't work, and only caused her to fall over. Link fell backwards hitting his head on the corner of the counter and blacked out.
"that's gonna leave a mark…" I said…..
When emmett's body sat up, I was glad link was okay until he talked….thats not link…that's Emmett!
"who fricken turned out the lights!" Emmett said turning his head, and flailing his arms flailing around looking for something to grab onto.
I tried to stifle a laugh, but had no such luck…
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" I said rolling on the floor…
An angry looking Rosalie came stomping in, and even though Emmett couldn't see her he knew she was there…
"baby, now I know what this looks like but I can explain…" he said reaching out, trying to find her hand…once he had found it he kissed her palm, and she snatched it back, and slapped him on the face….ouch…
"I CANT LEAVE YOU ALONE CAN I?!" she yelled dragging him by the bra strap out of the room…..lol
Emmett returned later after being yelled at, and the search for the right object continued…
After 5 minutes of searching Link in his own body came in and was carrying a pink frilly corseted bra, and handed it to Emmett…who still had the other bra on his head…
"here ya' go" link said proudly…
"dude, I can't see, what is it?"
Just then I saw Rosalie running down the stairs and out the front door…
"whats up with—" was all I said, when Alexandra poked me and pointed to the staircase while giggling…oh no…
Vendetta was standing there on the last step, wrapped in a towel, her pigtails dripping slowly onto the floor…
Link grabbed Emmett's hand and started yanking him out through the front door, but Vendetta grabbed both of them by the collars and held them back…
"And where do you think you are going…?" she said coldly….
"uh, I have to help, uh, with that thing, you know, that thing I told you about the day after last Thursdays tomorrow…uh…g2g…" link said running through the front door after Rosalie…coward…
Vendetta threw Emmett on the ground and ripped the hot glued bra from his head…it all came off except the lining of the bra that looked to be permanently stuck to his head…
"PERVERT!" vendetta said slapping him and stomping back up the stairs
"ow…"Emmett said clutching his head…
Lol, hope you liked this story! Sorry for the wait…
-serena
-emmett hugs, vampire bites, crooked grins-
xoxo
