(A/N)
Though no reviews commenting 'bout Chapter 3 yet, I'm too eager to go to the next one. Let me see… (grabs the list) Hmm, only a few more levels more to go and we will be able to see the winner! Flame me if you like for the short amount of chapters.
"Hm? Where's Master and Chief and Arbiter?" Pokeshipper99 asked, as everyone gathered for the third contest level. "He used the teleport lift to go back home." Pocketvampy shrugged. "What?! Did I say he could leave?" Pokeshipper99 shouted. "He said his grandma just died in hospital." Randomness shrugged together with pocketvampy. "What?!!!" Pokeshipper99 repeated, but a little louder.
"Yep. He told us to skip this level without him. He'll come back in the next level." Crappishh said. "That idiot..." Pokeshipper99 began to swear, then he jumped up. "I almost forgot. Back to the contest!"
"The next level will be a singing contest." Pokeshipper99 announced. "Ah. It should be nice to hear you burst out loud."
Everyone gawped at once.
"Singing?"
"You heard me." Pokeshipper99 flashed everyone his casual smile. "Sing! Sing! Sing!" the audience yelled at the top of their lungs. "OMG they're so loud! Can't ya' tell them to stop?" Crappishh shouted.
"Oh sureeeeee… Quiet down everyone!" Pokeshipper99 commanded, and the audience sealed their lips. "We'll start with Crappishh! Give her a round of applause!!!!!"
"Who? Me?" Crappishh said with a little sarcasm. "Get your shitting butt out there and start yelling into the microphone!" Pokeshipper99 yelled, and kicked Crappishh into center stage. She rubbed her bum and began to cry.
"Stop crying, you noob! I can't believe your Maple Story character is Level 10x!" Pokeshipper99 shook his head. "Oh fine, I'll do it." Crappishh gave in, and she grabbed the microphone.
Song titled: We'll Be Together
I'm not alone
Even when we're apart
I feel you in the air, yeah
I'm not afraid
I know what you're thinking
I can hear you, everywhere
Some people say it'll never happen
And we're just wasting time
But good things come when you least expect them
So I don't really mind
We'll be together
Come whatever
I'm not just staring at the stars
Just remember
No one else can tell us who we are
We'll be together
So don't ever stop listening to your heart
'Cause I can't turn mine off
I can't pretend
This is a rehearsal for the real thing
Because it's not
And I know we're young
But I can't help feeling what I'm feeling
And it won't stop
Some things are meant to be
And they'll be there when the time is right
Even though I know that I swear
I wish it was tonight
We'll be together
Come whatever
I'm not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We'll be together
So don't ever stop listening to your heart
'Cause I can't turn mine off
Ooh yeah, I like what's happening to me
Ooh yeah, nothing else to say
Ooh yeah, somebody finally got to me
And carried me away
We'll be together
Come whatever
I'm not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We'll be together
So don't ever stop listening to your heart
'Cause I can't turn mine off
We'll be together
Come whatever
Whatever, whatever, whatever
I'm not alone
Even when we're apart, I feel you
End
Clap clap!
"Next up, RFB!"
Randomness came up, and began to sing.
Song titled: Push it to the Limit
Yeah! Come on now!
Here we go! Let's do it!
Oh yeah, ha, yeah
Push it push it to the limit
'Cause we're in it to win it, in it to win it, oh yeah
I realize that this is where my heart is
Now is the time to finish what I started
Can't worry 'bout what other people might say
It's who I am, gotta live my dream my own way
Work, work it further
No holding back you know we're gonna do it right now
Be even better, work work together
It's now or never, show 'em how we'll shine
We gotta push it, push it, to the limit, limit
'Cause we're in it to win it, in it to win it, oh yeah
Push it push it to the limit, limit
Give it all we can give it, we're in it to win it, oh yeah
Push it push it to the limit, limit, that's right
Gonna turn it up, that's the way we do it now
No time to stop the champions are in the house
Yeah we can we winners 'cause we understand
Our destiny is right here in our hands
Work, work it harder
Gotta take it further
No holding back we're reaching for the sky now
Be even better, work, work together
It's now or never show 'em how far
We gotta push it, push it to the limit, limit
'Cause we're in it to win it, in it to win it, oh yeah
Push it, push it to the limit, limit
Give it all we can give it, we're in it to win it, oh yeah
Gotta work it now, work it out, we got it
Wanna hear the crowd, everybody now
Gotta work it now, work it out, can't stop us
Gotta show 'em how we're gonna bring the house down
Push it, push it to the limit, limit
'Cause we're in it to win it, in it to win it, let's go
Push it, push it, to the limit, limit
Give it all we can give it, we're in it to win it, oh yeah
Push it, push it to the limit, limit
'Cause we're in it to win it, in it to win it, oh yeah
Push it, push it to the limit, limit
Give it all we can give it, we're in it to win it, oh yeah
Push it, push it to the limit, limit
'Cause we're in it to win it, in it to win it, oh yeah
Push it, push it to the limit
Give it all we can give it, we're in it to win it, oh yeah
Push it to the limit
End
"Nice. I love rock songs." Pokeshipper99 flashed a broad grin, as he looked at pocketvampy.
"You're up next."
Pocketvampy jumped in glee. "Okay, the song I'm singing is a very stupid and laugh-breaking song…"
Song titled: Funny Happy Birthday Song
Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make another trip 'round the sun
And the whole plan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do a bound
We let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song
Happy Birthday! Now you're one year older
Happy Birthday! Your life still isn't over
Happy Birthday! You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough
So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
Your chances of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year
Does it feel you're taking laps
Eating foods and taking naps
And hoping that some day perharps your life will hold some cheer
Happy Birthday! What have you done that matters?!
Happy Birthday! You're starting to get fatter
Happy Birthday! It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone
If cyrogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet sometimes you wished it might!
Happy Birthday! You wished you had more money!
Happy Birthday! Your life's so sad it's funny!
Happy Birthday! How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake
End
"Okay, I've decided. Crappishh, out you go. You will be enjoying a room with food and water but cockroaches infest the room. And I went through some research. You're scared of cockroaches, yes?" Pokeshipper99 smiled at the horror-struck Crappishh, and finally gave a loud scream as she disappeared beneath a suddenly opened trapdoor.
(A/N) LOL. Who will be the unfortunate loser who will die in the next level? Master and Chief and Arbiter, Crappishh and Randomness From Boredom fight it out in the next chapter!
