Sebastian

Kurt

Santana

(25th of October 2012)

(10:32 am)

Don't you think the weather can be crazy? It changes all of a sudden, without a real reason, just because it wants to.

(10:34 am)

How come you're so philosophical?

(10:35 am)

I feel poetical today.

(10:36 am)

You're so full of surprises, Mr. Mystery!

(10:38 am)

You have no idea.

(10:40 am)

I rather don't have one.

(27th of October)

(04:00 pm)

Vengeance Part #1 is coming.

(04:00 pm)

What are you planning on?

(04:02 pm)

I need to find your place first.

(04:03)

I'm going to use my perfect spy radar.

(04:04 pm)

You're so much better than CSI.

(04:24 pm)

Okay, just help me. I won't find your place alone, like ever.

(04:26 pm)

Do you want me to make it easier for you?

(04:30 pm)

Since I'm not too patient, I'll give you my address. Actually, I'm sending you a picture of the place.

(04:32 pm)

You've got something on your mind, right? You wouldn't do this otherwise.

(04:33 pm)

You're the one who's got something on his mind, Kurt.

/

(06:45 pm)

How the fuck did this rabbit get into my place?

(06:46 pm)

SURPRISE!

(06:49 pm)

Seriously?! A rabbit?

(06:53 pm)

Ta-Dah!

(06:55 pm)

You're ridiculous.

(07:00 pm)

Sebastian. I can't wait for the bunny to poop around and for you to feed it. It's going to be the end of you.

(07:02 pm)

How did you know I'm afraid of bunnies?

(07:05 pm)

Oh

(07:05 pm)

I didn't know. I do now.

(07:06 pm)

Beware. There might be a bunnies invasion.

(07:10 pm)

Oh my fucking god, it's getting closer to me.

(07:13 pm)

Who's ridiculous now?

(07:15 pm)

What does this monster want from me?

(07:17 on)

It's just a little bunny, Sebastian. Pet it!

(07:18 pm)

I'd rather punch myself in the face than touching it.

(07:21 pm)

Have it then. Punch yourself in the face.

(07:21 pm)

No.

(07:23 pm)

You said that.

(07:28 pm)

Don't think this is over.

(07:30 pm)

It's going to be so easy to destroy you.

(07:33 pm)

Bunnies invasion, Sebastian.

(07:34 pm)

Do this world a favor and make them all disappear.

(07:34 pm)

Never.

(28th of October)

(08:10 am)

Rabbit.

(08:13 am)

Is this a new nickname code or?

(08:16 am)

No. I have a fucking rabbit on my bed.

(08:20 am)

And?

(08:21 am)

And I hate rabbits!

(08:21 am)

Throw it through the window.

(08:23 am)

Or give it to me and I'll give it to Britt.

(08:26 am)

I can't. I have to show Mr. Gay Face that I'm not afraid.

(08:30 am)

Oh-oh, somebody is trying to look 'strong' to other person.

(08:32 am)

Oh, shut up. The only time I need to be strong with someone is while fucking.

(08:35 am)

Just admit it that you feel something for Kurt already.

(08:36 am)

I'll pretend this 'question' never happened.

(08:36 am)

Sebastian.

(08:38 am)

No, Santana.

(08:39 am)

Actually, if you want to make yourself useful, why don't you call mom?

(08:42 am)

Explain to me why you don't do that yourself.

(08:45 am)

You know why.

(08:49 am)

You had such an amazing relationship and now it's wrecked for something stupid. I can't understand.

(08:50 am)

You know it wasn't my fault. Neither was hers.

(08:53 am)

I know, Seb …

(08:56 am)

Gimme a few days to contact her and find out how she's doing, ok?

(09:00 am)

Thanks.

/

(01:02 pm)

Do you think Blaine still thinks of me?

(01:03 pm)

No. He probably moved on with his life, just like you should do.

(01:10 pm)

And since when I'm the right person to ask for love advices? I'm the worst you could ask about that.

(01:12 pm)

I need a real bitch to get him out of my head.

(01:19 pm)

I'm flattered that you thought about me, but I can't think about your period issues now, I'm making a friend.

(01:20 pm)

With the ghost at your place?

(01:22 pm)

Nope, with Gay Face.

(01:22 pm)

Who would that be?

(01:24 pm)

The rabbit of course.

(01:27 pm)

You didn't actually name him that, right?

(01:29 pm)

I did.

(01:30 pm)

That's sad.

(01:35 pm)

Keep on laughing, Kurt.

(01:36 pm)

I actually just feel like crying.

(30th of October)

(03:45 pm)

Hey there, bunny creeper.

(03:46 pm)

Sup?

(03:50 pm)

I did the call.

(03:50 pm)

And?

(03:53 pm)

She's fine and … she misses you.

(03:55 pm)

Is she the only one missing me?

(03:58 pm)

I didn't talk to your dad.

(04:00 pm)

Of course not.

(04:03 pm)

Your mom tried to convince him but it didn't work.

(04:06 pm)

Yeah, I guess talking to my ex fake girlfriend he loved is a problem.

(04:10 pm)

Don't even mention that.

(04:12 pm)

Yeah, totally. You're right.

/

(06:02 pm)

Have you gone?

(06:23 pm)

I need you, I'm bored.

(06:26 pm)

Since when have you started to use people for your whims?

(06:30 pm)

Since I've met you.

(06:32 pm)

I've got a good influence on you.

(06:35 pm)

How's the bunny? Do you feed him? I care about him.

(06:47 pm)

If by feeding him you mean cereals, yup, I did.

(06:40 pm)

You'll need to buy him some food.

(06:42 pm)

Aren't cereals food?

(06:45 pm)

I meant real food.

(06:47 pm)

I won't, forget it.

(06:50 pm)

Sebastiaaaaan. You can't leave him like that.

(06:53 pm)

He's got cereals!

(06:55 pm)

You're unbelievable.

(07:03 pm)

I'll believe that's a compliment.

(31st of October)

(01:30 am)

Good night, Kurt.

(01:34 am)

Gay Face says hi. We're friends now.