Disclaimer: say it with me: FAN fiction! Translation: I don't own!
A/N: Here's another chapter…sorry it's so short I've got writers block for this story, along with the dangers of cleaning…sory!
Kish and Q once again found themselves sitting in Kish's kitchen, waiting for Bowleena to come yelling in, clutching a large bag full of cooking supplies.
"Where IS she?.!.? She should have come in here shouting two minutes ago!" Kish exclaimed, jumping to his feet.
Suddenly there was a loud knocking (more like banging) at the door.
"LET ME IN!" yelled a voice that sounded EXACTLY like Bowleena, in fact it probably was for all Kish and Q know, which isn't much, was…
Kish cautiously crept up to the door and opened it.
Not even a nanosecond later Bowleena flew into the room, (yes! Literally! She some how magically grew wings like Krad, NOT!) Shouting, and laughing like a maniac.
"What are we making Q?" She asked, pausing briefly in her insane laughter.
Q shoved the neon green cookbook of DOOM at Bowleena, and said "Page ten."
"KRAFT DINNER?.!.?" Bowleena half-shouted. "Are you sure we're up to it?" She remarked sarcastically.
"Yes Bowleena, I think you are…I hope."
"Why did you tell me to buy all of these supplies, if all we're making is Kraft dinner?" The ever insane Bowleena asked.
"Elementary my dear Watson- I mean Bowleena. One I'm to lazy to think of a new chapter beginning and two, it's basically a tradition for you to come yelling in with a bag of supplies… and three, 'cause I say so."
Kish just rolled his eyes at Q's messed up logic.
"Anyway, on to business. KISH!"
"What?"
"Boil the noodles."
"Why me?"
"Cause you're the one learning to cook, not me."
The unopened box of Kraft dinner exploded in Kish's hands.
"-and when Bowleena cooks, nothing interesting like something exploding happens."
Kish growled and grabbed another bow of Kraft dinner and set to work at making it.
-A few minutes later-
"Pass the cheese powder Bowleena." Kish said, trying to make Kraft dinner for the tenth time.
Bowleena picked up the small package, and then decided to have a little fun with it and ripped open the top.
"It's snowing!" She shouted, running around the room shaking the powder on everything EXCEPT the pot of half-made noodles.
All too soon the pouch that previously held cheese powder was empty.
Q turned to look at Bowleena, wiping powder from her face. "I suggest you run." She said in a scaryishly calm voice.
And run she did, Q following close behind her.
-At dinner-
"Kish, are you sure this is dead?" Tarto asked poking at the Kraft dinner on his plate with a fork, which melted when it touched the noodles.
"Its Kraft dinner, you nork! It wasn't alive in the first place!" Kish said irritably.
"Then why is it making noises?"
The three aliens pushed their plates back.
"I vote for pizza." Pai said, picking his dinner up with tongs and putting it in the trash (the Kraft dinner burning the plastic).
"Are you SURE it's not alive?" Tarto asked, dumping his dinner to.
Kish just picked up the phone to order dinner.
A/N: (again)
Me: Please review and think of new cooking ideas (either than tarts, pie and quiche please)!
Kish and Bowleena: GET HER!
Me: How long can they stay on war path? It's already one and a half months!
K and B: GET BACK HERE!
Me: Heh…bye! –Heads for the hills-
