"Camera's rolling," she heard.

"All right, Minion," Roxanne began. "I'm going to ask you some questions, try to include the question in your answer, and speak to me not the camera."

At this the fish turned to look at her. He had been studying the camera as if it were some sort of new experiment Sir had been working on - Carefully and with a wary eye for glitches. "Are you sure it's not too close? It seems too close, I am a big robot you know."

"I promise," she soothed, "It just seems close to you but the lenses are wide and it can see all of you. I wouldn't worry about Steve here cutting off your head."

It was meant as a joke but Minion seemed to take it seriously as he swam to the bottom of the bowl. "Is this better?" He whispered.

"She means on the camera," He turned a screen around for the fish to see. "This is what the camera is seeing right now. If I move it down, it cuts your head off," He tilted it down. "See?"

Minion bounced in his bowl to facilitate a nod. "I look pretty small on that screen. All that space around me, makes me look two feet shorter!" He giggled nervously.

Roxanne knew Minion was excited for the interview, he had spent the entire morning polishing his suit and shining his bowl. Right now, she could see that he was nervous. "Minion, Sweety," He looked back to her and Steve fixed the camera, turning the view screen away again. "How about we pretend the camera isn't even there, ok? I want you to just talk to me. We're just two good friends having a conversation."

"Ok, Miss Ritchi, I can do that." He was still nervously bobbing in his bowl.

"Lets start with an easy question," she smiled. "Where did you learn how to cook so well?"

His face lit up with a smile.

A/N - I need your help guys. I hadn't written this chapter in so long 'cuz I had no idea what to ask Minion! What would you ask him?