Familuar Cliques
RATING CHANGED TO M
I don't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto, and is a damn good mangaka of it!
Couples: ItaDei, SasuNaru, NejiTen, ShikaIno,KibaHina, PeiKon, HidaKaku.
AU story... takes place at a Highschool. The Akatsuki is in their last year, grade 12, Sasuke and the rest are in grade 9, and Neji,Tenten and Lee are grade 10.
Warnings: YAOI, Swearing, maybe some violence and smut.
At the end, there's the info part, so read it if you have any questions.
Arigatou to Bonds Of Hatred, itachi-was-mine, SasuNaru199312121212 and Sagesther for reviewing my story! You rule!
Chapter 4: Clichéd
"This is fuckin' annoying. Why the hell are we in a fucking mall?" Hidan asked, glaring at random people.
"Since we don't have anywhere else to go, unn." muttered Deidara, azure eyes glaring at the Uchiha beside him, who was drinking coffee.
"Hn, Nani?" Itachi asked, glaring back at Deidara.
"I want coffee, unn." Deidara admitted, sleepily.
"Buy some then." Itachi answered, starting to get a bit annoyed.
"I'm broke since I bought that cocaine from Kakuzu, unn!" Deidara said, pissed off.
"Here." Itachi gave Deidara a few dollars, wincing as the blonde hugged him and ran off towards the coffee shop.
"Someone had a nice night." Hidan remarked , referring to Deidara hugging Itachi.
"Hn." Itachi gave his trademark grunt, as Hidan smirked.
"That must've been a fucking hot kiss for you two to be all gay sweethearts." The silver haired guy said, giving a small yelp as Itachi 'accidentally' spilled the last bit of his coffee on Hidan's lap.
"Fucking asshole! Bastard Uchiha, fucking shit!" Swore Hidan, jumping around like an idiot.
"What's he high on, unn?" Deidara asked, giving Itachi the change, watching the show of a jumping and swearing Hidan.
"Hn, I spilled coffee on his lap." Itachi said, as Deidara chuckled.
"You're awesome, Itachi, unn." He said, then blinked as the words registered into his head. "Wait, what did he do, unn? Coffee is like fucking gold to you."
"He commented on our kiss last night." Itachi grumbled, as Deidara laughed.
"What, when he was all over that Ino slut, unn?" Itachi sighed, moving the cup of coffee away from Deidara, who was struggling to breathe properly.
"Hn? Wait, how did you remember that when you were high and drunk?" Itachi asked suspiciously as Deidara stopped laughing and turned bright red.
"Eto...." He muttered, and blinked. "I maybe was a bit wasted and high, but I remember a few things, unn."
"Hn. You like me, don't you, Deidara?" asked Itachi, smirking as the blonde turned a brighter red.
"So what if I do, you were pretty much kissing back like a hound, Itachi, unn. And I didn't detect any alcohol on your lips." Deidara fired back, smirking.
"Hn." Itachi smirked also, and grabbed Deidara's arm. "So what?"
"So what, unn?" asked Deidara, confused.
"KONAN-SAN,LEADER-SAMA, THAT FUCKING TEME UCHIHA SPILLED FUCKING COFFEE ON MY FUCKING DICK!" screamed Hidan, as Konan and Pein joined the group.
"Hidan, there are children here." Pein reminded him, as he hit Hidan on the back of the head.
"Where's Sasori, Deidara?" asked Konan, sitting down, smiling sweetly.
"He had to go with those Suna Siblings, he's their cousin after all, unn." Deidara answered, finishing his coffee, aiming the cup towards a nearby garbage can, as the cup landed perfectly in. "3 pointer, unn!" he laughed, and looked at Itachi.
"You guys were the stars of that party yesterday!" Konan said, laughing along, watching Hidan and Pein get into a bit of a fight.
"Hn. Leader-sama, Hidan-baka, stop fighting in public. It would suck if otou-san got you arrested." Itachi said, breaking up the fight.
"Again, unn!" Deidara loudly added, laughing again.
"And you, Deidara, for drug possesion." Itachi added in an undertone as the blonde paled.
"Back on the cocaine, Deidara?" asked Konan disapprovingly. She was like the Akatsuki's onee-san, caring and supportive, but violent when necessary.
"Hey, it's a freakin' addiction, unn!" Deidara defended, sighing.
"No wonder you don't eat much, fucking girl." Hidan said, laughing as Deidara pounced on him, attempting to strangle the guy, but Itachi managed to get Deidara to calm down.
"Hidan-teme, go fuck Ino, like you were trying to last night, unn!" Deidara said, smirking as Hidan blushed a tad.
"Go back to fucking Uchiha, gay ass!" yelled back Hidan, laughing, but Itachi kicked him in the back.
"Shut up, you bitch." Itachi said coldly, and sighed in annoyance as his phone rang.
"Itachi just swore? Damn, what did I miss?" Konan whispered to Pein.
"Konichiwa, otou-san.... Hn...... Hai, I'll go get Sasuke-ototou.......party? There wasn't a party.........Fine......Sayonara." Itachi spoke into the phone, and rolled his eyes. "I have to go pick up Sasuke from the Hyuga's."
"Should I come with, unn?" Deidara volunteered, 'accidentally' stepping on Hidan's foot with his heavy combat boots.
"Hn. You know how otou-san hates you, Deidara." He said, remembering the last time Deidara showed up at the Uchiha household.
"Tell him to get that stick out of his ass, unn." muttered Deidara, as he looked at Konan and Pein. "Now what, unn?"
"Kisame texted me an invite to a warehouse party tonight. Kakuzu is gonna sell drugs there, and we are all invited." Pein said, smiling a bit.
"Sweetness." Hidan muttered, deathglaring Deidara.
"Cool, unn. Should I tell Itachi?" He asked, closing his eyes.
"Who else should?" Pein asked, and got out his phone. "I'll tell Zetsu and Sasori."
"This is not gonna be pretty, unn." muttered Deidara, climbing into his old Ford, and driving towards the Uchiha house.
"Konichiwa, Deidara!" Tobi screamed as Deidara stepped into the house.
"Hey Tobi. Konichiwa Uchiha-san, Mikoto-san, unn." He greeted, inwardly smirking as he saw Fugaku's face turn red with anger.
"Konichiwa, Deidara-chan!" Mikoto sweetly greeted, looking over at her eldest son's and nephews friend. "You are too skinny, what have you been eating?"
"Cafeteria food, Konan-san's cooking, unn." Deidara lied smoothly, knowing that Fugaku was listening in. /Stupid police chief./
"Itachi-chan and Sasu-chan aren't gonna be home until later, so how about you stay for dinner?" Mikoto said, adding salt to what she was cooking.
"I'd love too, unn!" Deidara said, smiling angelically./Take that, Uchiha-teme, unn!/ he thought.
"YAY!" Tobi cheered, grabbing Deidara's wrist, leading the blonde upstairs.
"Party today at 9, unn." Deidara whispered to Tobi, smirking.
"Again?" Tobi asked, and yawned.
OK, here are the updates of who's who, PLEASE READ SO YOU UNDERSTAND!I'm gonna leave this up, so incase anyone needs info, here it is!
Akatsuki:
Konan- Leader- She's sassy and smart, and she bails the Akatsuki out of trouble.
Pein- Leader- He's controlling, and everyone respects him
Zetsu- Higher-up/Secondary- He's strong, and most people are scared of him
Itachi- Thirdly member- Sasuke's older brother. He's strong, perfect. He and Deidara are close friends
Deidara-Thirdly- An artist who loves explosives. He's best friends with Itachi
Kisame-Thirdly- A guy obsessed with sharks and swords. Sugietsu's cousin.
Sasori-Thirdly- An artist who loves puppets. The Sand Sibs 2nd cousin.
Tobi- Last, the lowest- Loud and obnoxious, and he wears on orange mask 24/7. Itachi and Sasuke's cousin.
Hidan- The lowest- A foulmouth guy with bad manners.
Kakuzu-The lowest- Obsessed with money. He's the Akatsuki's treasurer
Akatsuki is a gang like group. Konan and Pein are dating, and they share an apartment. Zetsu lives by himself in the same building as Deidara, Sasori, Kisame, Kakuzu and Hidan. Tobi and Itachi are cousins, so they both live in the Uchiha mansion. Their characteristic is their black jacket with red clouds and a ring with a diffrent mark.
Konaha 12:
Sakura- Grade 9. Headband on the top of her head. She's pretty and strong with a bad ass temper. She likes Sasuke. Is BFFL with Hinata, Ino and TenTen. Her enemy is Karin
Naruto- Grade 9. Headband on forehead. Loud and obnoxious. He likes Sakura and is best friends with Sasuke.
Sasuke- Grade 9. Headband on Forehead. Itachi's younger brother, and Tobi's cousin. He's anti-social and perfect. He's best friends with Naruto, but he may have a crush on him.
Hinata- Grade 9. Headband on neck. A shy girl who's the heiress of 'Hyuga INC'. She's cousins with Neji. She likes Naruto and is best friends with Sakura, Ino and TenTen.
Kiba- Grade 9. Headband on forehead. Loud, obnoxious and loves dogs. He likes Hinata, and is best friends with Shino.
Shino- Grade 9. Headband on forehead. Mysterious and creepy, this guy loves bugs. He's best friends with Kiba
Ino- Grade 9. Headband on waist. A vain girl. She likes Sasuke and Shikamaru. She's best friends with Sakura, Hinata and TenTen. Her enemy is Temari.
Chouji- Grade 9. Headband on forehead. An obese guy who loves chips. He's best friends with Shikamaru.
Shikamaru- Grade 9. Headband on arm. A lazy ass genius with a 200 IQ. He's best friends with Chouji, and may like Ino.
TenTen- Grade 10. Headband on forehead. A tomboy who's dating Neji. She's best friends with Sakura, Ino and TenTen.
Lee- Grade 10. Headband around waist. A loud guy who excells in martial arts. He's best friends with Neji. Likes Sakura
Neji- Grade 10. Headband on forehead. A genius who's Hinata's cousin. he's dating TenTen and is best friends with Lee.
The Konaha 12 is a friendly and athletic group. All of their members belong in martial arts, sports or both. TenTen and Neji are dating, Lee likes Sakura, both Sakura and Ino like Sasuke, Hinata likes Naruto, Kiba likes Hinata, Naruto likes Sakura, and Sasuke may or maynot like Naruto. Their characteristic is their headbands.
Sand Siblings
Temari- Grade 12. A bitch who likes Shikamaru. She is enemies with Ino.
Kankurou- Grade 10. A guy who likes puppets. Very stubborn.
Gaara- Grade 9. He likes sand and suffers from insomnia.
The Sand Siblings are 3 siblings who hang out together. Their father is head of 'Sunagakure INC' They are friends with the Konaha 12(mostly), but they hate Akatsuki. Their characteristic is their tattoo of 'Suna' on their right wrists. Sasori is their 2nd cousin.
Karin's group
Karin- Grade 9. She loves Sasuke, and is a total whore. Her enemy is Sakura. She's a slut who flirts with every single guy.
Sugietsu- Grade 9. He's cousins with Kisame, and is loud and obnoxious. Best Friends with Juugo
Juugo- Grade 10. He suffers from bi polar disease, but other then that, he's a gentle giant. Best Friends with Sugietsu. He is close friends with Sasuke.
This group was once led by Sasuke. Sasuke had grown annoyed by Karin, so he made up with The Konaha 12. Their characteristic is that they all have a black streak through their hair to symbolize their bond with Sasuke.
My first ItaDei story. It's my OTP, so yeah, tell me if you liked it, and what I should improve on.
Ja!
-Pika-chan
