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Chapter 1- Kaz (age 18)
Chapter 2- Anna (age 18)
Chapter 3- Kassie (age 19, veterinarian)
If you lost track of the guys here's who we all have:
Kakashi
Neji
Lee
Naruto Kiba
Sasuke
Kankuro
Gaara
Shikamaru
Jiraiya
Chapter 4
"Kitty!"
"Ahhh!"
"Neji!"
"Help!"
Kaz sighs in annoyance as she prepares a life time supply of ramen. Anna has been at it all day. Chasing Kankuro around the house with a cat in tow, chasing Neji and glomping him all over the place.
"When will Kassie and Angel get home?" she silently begs, completely oblivious to her attacker.
grope
Her right eye twitches. "Pervert!" she screams as she spins around, throwing the already injured sage into the closest wall.
Releasing Jiraiya, she turns around, breathing heavily, glowering at the gathered crowd. "What are you staring at?" she growls, everyone immediately scatters.
After all the males are seated around the house with at least three cups of ramen, Kaz flops down on the couch of the deserted front room. With a sigh she wearily closes her eyes.
"This is a living nightmare."
Being interrigated by Kassie, dealing with the spat with Gaara, being rudely interrupted by Kassie's sleep walking and being harassed by Anna and Jiraiya all afternoon.
"Today's just not my day."
"Wow! This is good ramen!" Naruto exclaims with a mouthful of noodles. Neji looks up at the others with bloodshot eyes, "H-help me...please!" His plea went unheard. He shrunk slightly from his position in Anna's death grip.
"I'm gonna die...and by the hands of a woman!"
Kakashi looks up from his book, and glances around the room, "Hey...Anna, where's Kaz?"
Anna looks around the room. For the first time, noticing her best friend's absence. She shrugs, "I dunno. I thought she was over there with you."
"Grr. Why do Naruto and Lee have to be so loud?"
Kaz is just about to go to sleep, when there's sudden pressure on the other end of the couch.
She slowly drags the pillow off her face to see Kakashi with his book, a cup of ramen on the small table in front of them.
"Hey," he asks, putting his book down, "you okay?"
She sits up, a light blush on her face "Yeah, I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be?"
He crosses his arms across his chest, looks her in the eye, "Then, why aren't you in there and eating with us? Plus, who will keep Anna from strangling Neji?"
Her eye twitches at the reminder of Anna's hyperness and poor Neji and Kankuro - a.k.a: Kitty.
She flops back with a groan, covering her face with the pillow, "Don't remind me!"
"You have yet to answer my question."
She groans and sits up, she looks down at her hands, folded in her lap, and grumbles inaudibly, "Lee is annoying...and I don't like ramen..." But, being a ninja, Kakashi heard it.
"You don't like ramen? But you're Japanese, aren't you?"
"I'm only half." she responds quickly, but quietly, blush deepening, "But, yeah."
"Wow," he says, "a Japanese who doesn't like ramen."
"You don't have to rub it in." she growls, getting a quick, "Sorry!", and him waving his hands defensively. He didn't want to end up like Jiraiya or Gaara upon Kassie's wrath. But Kaz kind of scared him more, "The quieter they are, the harsher the wrath."
"Help!"
"Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!"
Anna had finally let go of Neji, who is currently trying to find a hidding spot, and is currently chasing Kankuro.
Shikamaru looks boredly up at the pair, and yawns, "How troublesome...", Sasuke growls, "Idiots.", Gaara glares with a "humph", Akamaru is barking crazily and Kiba is yelling, "Go, Anna, go!" and Naruto and Lee are to busy with a fastest eating ramen contest to even notice.
Jiraiya, getting tired of Anna's random blondeness, gets up and grabs her by the collar of her shirt. Doing so, Kankuro runs straight out of the room in search of a safe place to hide.
Jiraiya sweat drops, immediately realizing what he just did.
"Oh, crap..."
Anna's eyes instantly grow to the size of plates, they begin to water and she starts to sniffle.
"Oh, crap..."
Jiraiya immediately dropped her as the loud shriek escaped her large lungs, covering his ears. The noise even woke Gaara and Shikamaru up.
"Oh my god! Shut her up!" Kiba growled in pain. (remember, he has dog-like senses)
Sasuke pulls a tiny bag out of his pocket, and yells, "Hey, woman, I've got candy!"
"Candy?" she inquires in a happy, squeaky voice, immediately shutting up.
Everyone sighed in relief. It sure was random, but thank god Sasuke had that bag!
"Oh, god. That means she be even more hyper later." Shikamaru groans.
Everyone groans and falls over.
"Hey, Anna, where's Neji?" Naruto questioned with a smirk.
"Neji!"
"...and that's how chakra was created, and how it works." Kakashi finished. "Fasinating!" Kaz breathes in amazement.
"Finally! Someone who loves knowledge almost more than me!"
Suddenly, the door bursts open, and in a flash, Neji is quivering behind Kaz.
"Anna finally let you go, huh?" she says in astonishment. Once Anna has something she wants, she never lets it go. (yeah, like her Sunakagure headband, grrr!)
"Yeah, thank god!" he sighed, panic purely evident in his voice, "Please, you've got to hide me!"
Kaz looks to Kakashi, as if to say, "I dunno, what do you think?"
Kakashi shrugs, and Kaz says, "Alright, listen up."
"Neji, where are you? Neji!"
Anna bursts into the room where Kaz and Kakashi are quietly "reading" Icha Icha Paradise (he's actually letting someone else read it! Oh my god, its the apocalypse! I'm special n n).
"Hey, guys," Anna says cheerfully, purely oblivious to the book, "have you seen Neji-chan around?"
Kaz looks up at Kakashi in question, and says, "No, not recently. You finally let him loose?"
Tears instantly start to flow down Anna's face, "Yeah, now he hates me!"
Unknown to Anna, above her is Neji. Kaz had tied Kunai to his arms and legs, and stuck him to the ceiling.
He sighed stealthily.
"Good, she doesn't notice me. Now, all she has to do is leave so they can get me the hell down!"
Suddenly, there was a cracking sound, only loud enough for Neji to hear it.
His head snapped to the kunai, around them are rapidly multiplying cracks, which mean...
His eyes grow as large as plates.
"Oh...shit..."
"Hey, Anna, cookies." Kakashi says, taking a step away from where Neji would land, dragging Kaz along with him.
Unaware, Anna exclaims, spinning around to the kitchen, "Cookies?!"
BOOM!!!
Anna jumps 5 ft. in the air, and spins around, seeing Neji twitching on the floor.
"Oh, man..."
"NEJI!!!"
Kakashi and Kaz sigh.
"Oh,well...we tried..."
"ANNA!" Kaz exclaims grabbing Anna by the collar of her shirt before she has a chance to grab Neji. In her distration, he quickly disappeared, appearing the size of an ant.
Now that she had Anna's attention, she said calmer, "Anna, why don't you go get the guys. Kassie and Angel should be getting home any minute, then, we're headed to the mall."
"Yay! Mall!" Anna exclaimed, taking off as soon as Kaz let her go.
"Man, she's a handful!"
Sorry for the wait, guys. Its Anna's turn again, so it may take a little longer. But, don't worry, Kassie and I will pester her until she gets it done.
And just so you know, Anna isn't blonde, she just acts like that (litterally, she does, you can ask Kassie, Anna will tell you herself!).
I hope you enjoy this story!
R&R!
-Kaz
