Chapter 4, When The "Freedom Commissioners of Time" come to town

Wen thu duktur ind jak hurper hid fineised thur iccweem tey disided it wus tim too fit cwime. thu furst peepl thu "Freedom Commissioners of Time" fort agaynst wus thu jokur, he is thu must cwazy, madd, amayzinly orsome eval pursun on erth. butt he iss eval sooo jack hurper ind thu duktur had too detwoy him wonce ind fur al, becors bitmit carnt gett wid of himm. ind iff bitmin carnt doo it den iff thu "Freedom Commissioners of Time" doo, den wii wil be famus. oh K, the furst ting to doois fined da jokr. dis prt wus esy, becus thu jokr ownes a buggar palice, soo thu "Fwedom Coomishonurs of Tim" loocked thu buggur palice in thu fone boock, soo thu jokr ownes thu palice wif his fwend ... Owe ... Me ... Good ... Batman.