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I jumped into my car and raced to my favorite hot new club, It's called Twilight.

(lol) I hopped out my car along with Liana Adam and Rick followed by the Cullen's I walked/skipped up to the bouncer skipping the entire line in front of me. " hey boo" said Sam the bouncer " hey baby" I replied with a grin running into his arms and giving him a hug. Me and Sam are best friends and of course he is extremely gay so we call each other baby and boo its just a thing we do. I looked back to see a bored Rosalie a confused Emmet, Jasper and Carsilie a sad Esme a knowing Alice I could tell she knew what I was up to but she was blocking her thoughts I turned and saw a absolutely furious Edward I smirked "Sam meet the Cullen's" he glared at them he knew everything I mean he was one of my vampire best friends I had to tell him. " So Bella is this your boyfriend? Alice said with a grin I smiled and replied "no this is my one of my best guy friends Sam" Edward seem to calm down and I rolled my eyes. "now Sammy are you going to let us in or are we going to be out here all night" I said in a sickly sweet voice he opened the door "by the way Jacob is here he cant wait to see you." I smiled Sam and Jacob were mates they were such a cute couple and Jacob was one of my other best guy friends.

I gracefully walked through the door and into my favorite club. One of my favorites songs were playing Poker Face by Lady gaga I walked to the sound of the beat right up to Jake "hey Jake wakey" I said with a grin Jacob turned around and swept me off my feet in to a bone crushing hug. I hugged him back "want to dance" "SURE" I smiled and made sure the Cullen's were far away enough then I mega fast whispered to Jacob "pretend to be my boyfriend just for tonight and I will pay for you and Sam's honeymoon, its just because the Cullen's are here I need to make Edward jealous." Jacob smirked and nodded man eater by Nelly Furtado came on I grabbed Jacob and started dancing. Now I dance much differently the I used to I grind and go down. I caught all of he Cullen's staring at me in shock along with many perverted men with perverted thoughts to I winced groossss ewwwwww but I kept dancing then Jake started blocking his thoughts. He looked at Edward and back at me I figured he wanted me to put my shield up I wrapped my shield around Jake and mega fast whispered to Jake "what happened you look like someone shoved a stick up you're a-," "my mother is here" I immediately knew what happened. His mother is a vampire and doesn't know that he is gay so I'm his pretend girlfriend she always makes me and Jake sing songs together and kiss I shuddered not a great experience. "Hello Bella" I smiled swiftly " hello Ellen." She looked at Jake "will you and Bella please sing a song I need some entertainment and this music is horribly horrible." Jacobs eyes flashed he hated when people talked bad about his club.

"Excuse me mom, me and Bella need to talk" he grabbed my hand I caught a glance of Edward shaking in anger. I tried not to smirk, I winded up failing miserably. "Bella I'm sick of my mom shes not even my mom she just said since she created me I must listen to what she says." That caught my attention I hated Ellen. I smiled cheekily "ok what's the plan?"

Hoped you liked it, this is my first fan fiction so no flames please. I know I'm evil a cliff hanger. Also please if you are reading this you must review I have millions and billions of alerts and favorites but only eight reviews. sobssss

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