Bella POV:

I opened the house door, without knocking and searched for Rosalie.

"Rosalie?" I called, hesitantly.

"Up here!" She called, standing at the top of the stairs. I made my way up the stairs towards her, and on the second to last step...I pulled a Bella. I fell, falling all the way back down the stairs.

"Bella! Oh my gosh, are you okay?" Rosalie cried, racing down to meet me. I guess everyone outside either heard my fall or heard Rosalie, because they all came running into the house.

"Bella? What happened?" Alice asked, shocked to see me laying down on the floor, my legs laying on the stairs my arms flailed out behind me, and Rosalie standing over me shocked.

"I fell all the way BACK down the stairs." I muttered, not moving. I pulled myself up, too fast and somehow ended up with my head in between two of the bars holding up the railing of the stairs. I could hear Emmett laughing, even thought I couldn't see him.

"Stop laughing, Emmett." I growled, trying to get myself out. I could hear everyone else laughing along with him. I looked over at Angela, who was silently shaking with laughter.

"Angela!" I called to her with my mind. She immediately stopped laughing and looked at me, confused.

"Don't answer me out loud. This is through done all through mind." I answered to her confused expression. She nodded, and looked like she was listening to a comment Emmett was making, but was really talking to me.

"What do you need, Bells?"

"Can you help me out of here, my head's starting to hurt. Plus I want to kick Emmett's ass." I answered with an evil smile. She smiled back, while shaking her head.

She pulled the bars a little bit, and I pulled my head through and she fixed the bar. I gave her a thankful look and she nodded.

I turned to everyone, they were all staring at Emmett, who was doing a reenactment of me only standing. So I tackled him to the ground.

"Ah! Crazy vampire chick! Get her off, get her off!" Emmett cried, trying to push me away from him. I only started to hit him harder. Suddenly someone picked me up, and pulled me away from him.

"Run Emmett!" Rosalie cried, holding me back. Emmett then took off upstairs. Once he was out of site Rosalie let me go, thinking I was calm enough. She was wrong. I took off after Emmett, searching room to room. I finally found him, hiding under his a Rosalie's bed...or trying to. The bed was at lease a foot higher in the air then it should be. He was using a pillow to cover his face, so he didn't see me coming.

"Oh... Emmett," I sang. "Come out, come out, wherever you are." I continued, like I didn't know where he was hiding. I walked slowly around the room, making it seem like I was searching.

"Seems like he's not here, I'll check downstairs." I said with a smile. I left the room and stood to the right of the door. After about 30 seconds Emmett came running out. I quickly grabbed him by his ear and pulled him down to my height.

"Time for sweet revenge, Emmett." I whispered menacingly in his ear.

"Please Bella. I'm sorry I laughed at you! Please don't hurt me!" He begged.

"Fine, I'll hurt your video games or your Jeep? Which do you prefer?"

"NO! I'll do anything just don't hurt my video games or my Jeep!" He cried.

"Okay, come with me dear Emmett." I answered, pulling him down the stairs by his ear. Everyone was seated in the front room, watching some t.v. show.

"Okay, Alice I need your help. You too Jessica." I said, still holding Emmett by his ear.

"Bella, can you let go of my ear? It huuurrttss!" He whined.

"Nope." Was my reply. Alice saw what I wanted done, and an evil smile came across her face.

"I'll fill Jessica in. Come on Emmett, time for fun!" Alice squealed. She pulled Emmett up the stairs, by the opposite ear, and Jessica followed.

"Rosalie, Angela. If you'll come with me, we have some business to attend to at the mall." I said, pulling my car keys out of my pocket. Everyone looked at me in shock, except for Barbie, who looked like she could careless.

"Where not going shopping. We have to talk to one of the managers there. So don't get your panties all in a bunch." I said, shaking my head.

later:

We currently sat in the mall mangers office, waiting for him to get off his phone.

"Sorry about that. Now, what can I do for you ladies?" He asked, slamming his phone down.

"We would like to put a stage up in the food court...for a little show." I answered, my voice alluring.

He went into a daze and nodded his head.

"Thanks, sir. Don't worry, we have free admition and we have stuff for the stage. You only provide the space...and the audience." I whispered, leaning forward slightly. My gaze dazing him.

"Y-yes. Enjoy the food court ladies." He whispered, dazed.

"Thanks so much." I said in my normal voice, sitting straight back up.

Oh...revenge is so sweet.

"Ang, Rose, can you guys get the stage set up?"

"Yes, what time do you want it to be ready?" Angela asked.

"What time is it now?"

"Uh...a little after 9. The mall closes at 11. So most people will be here last minute shopping at 9:30, 10."

"Okay, can it be ready at 9:45?"

"Yes."

"Thanks, guys."

"No problem, Bella." Rosalie answered. With that I was off.

Back at the Cullen House:

I walked to Alice's room, ignoring the curious looks I got from everyone when I arrived back, alone.

"Alice?" I called through the door.

"He's ready Bella." She answered. I opened the door, and found the greatest surprise of all.

There Emmett stood in front of me wearing black panty hose, pink tight boy shorts, and a hot pink sports bra. He now had pink highlights, and wore red lipstick. His cheeks were bright pink along with sparkly pink eyeshadow. His hair was up in a pink bow. He wore pink pumps. He looked hilarious to say the least.

"I hope you can dance in those." I said, pointing to his feet. He only tried to run away and ended falling, like I do.

"Ah...revenge is oh so sweet." I muttered.

"Okay, it's 9:30...time to go." I muttered, Alice only smiled. She went to her widow, opened it and pushed Emmett out.

"A-a-alice!: I cried between my laughs, oh..tonight would be a blast!

"What?" She asked, innocently.

"We better get him before he runs off!" Jessica cried. We all nodded.

"Bella, can you take everyone in your explorer. Me and Jess will take Emmett? Oh, Jasper's going with us...I'll make sure he doesn't see Emmett, I have a blind fold." Alice said.

"Yeah, I guess so."

"Okay, lets roll!"

With that Alice and Jessica were gone. I shook my head and headed downstairs.

"Come on, were going to the mall." I told everyone.

"Your not our boss." Mike said, sticking his tongue out at me.

"Fine. If you don't want to see Emmett embarrass himself, then by all means, stay." Suddenly there was an chorus of 'Let's go's.

"Okay, were all going in my explorer. So...situate yourselves cause I'm not doing it for you."

After about 5 minutes of bickering we finally had our seating arrangements.

I sat in front with Esme. Carlisle sat behind her, Ben and Mike next to him. And Edward an Barbie in the very back.

"Ready?" I asked, everyone said yes, and we were off. I turned my radio on and some Linkin Park came out. Yes, they were dead, but I kept their c.d. They were a great band.

"Ugh! Can we turn this crap off?" Barbie shouted. Everyone winced at the close proximity.

"No need to yell! Your not so far back from me that you need to. And no, I am not turning it off. It is my car, my rules! If you don't like it you can ride back with Alice." I said, an evil smile on my face...I knew she didn't like Barbie. Suddenly my phone rang, making everyone jump.

"Hello, Alice." I answered.

"Don't 'hello, Alice' me! I saw what you did, and the answer is NO! She is not riding back with ME! No, no, no, no, no, no!" Alice screamed, I cut her off laughing. The phone was only loud enough I could here what she was saying, everyone else could only hear sounds.

"Alice! Calm down you sound like a rotten child!" I said, still laughing. Everyone looked at me confused.

"But, Bellaaaaa..." She cried, dragging my name out. Two can play that game.

"But, Aliiiicceee..." I copied her.

"Bella!"

"Alice!"

"Stop it, Thomas Swan Cullen!" She screamed.

"Stop it, Brandon Whitlock Cullen!" I screamed right back.

"You suck eggs!"

"You suck eggs, more!"

"Bella, shut up!"

"Alice, shut's don't go up only gas prices do!"

"What?"

"Huh?"

"What did you say?"

"What do you mean, what did I say? What did you say?" I answered, confusing her. Mike and Ben were having a hard time controlling their laughter, everyone else staring at me trying to hear our conversation. I put Alice on speaker phone, and set my phone down. I knew I was one speaker with Alice.

"Isabella Marie Thomas Swan Cullen! Stop!"

"Mary Alice Brandon Whitlock Cullen! Stop!" I mimicked.

"Gosh, your so annoying!" She growled.

"Gosh, your so annoying!" I growled back.

"Even though you can't see it, I'm sticking my tongue out at you!" She cried.

"Loser!" I laughed.

"Dork!" She cried.

"Dork fish, who likes corn dogs!" (Bill Engvall's joke)

"What? I am so not a fish! Especially a dork fish!"

"What? Who said anything about a dork fish?" I asked in mock confusion.

"Huh?"

"Alice, I think your losing you mind. Maybe you see a shrink. I'll look one up for you on the Internet."

"Funny, Bella. Ooh, chicken!"

"What? Alice what about a chicken?"

"Emmett wants me to tell you a joke."

"Okay, tell me..." I answered, still confused about the whole 'Ooh chicken' thing.

"Okay, why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Who let out the chicken?" I asked, remembering the guy from comedy central talking about his mom with this joke.

"Emmett says you've ruined the whole joke."

"How? I'm seriously wondering who let out the chicken? Those things are expensive and they can get stolen or hit easily! And why would it want to cross the road in the first place? What is so exciting about the other side of the road that he wants to go over there so badly? What is wrong with the side of the road that he is on? Is he too good for this side of the road? Does he think he is better than all the other chickens? What is wrong with the other chickens? In fact how come there is only one chicken? Where are the others? I bet they got hit by cars trying to cross the road to get to the other side and died! Now this stupid chicken wants to give it a try! Why doesn't he just play it safe and stay on his side of the road? If he wants to get to the other side so badly why doesn't he find a cross walk and safely go a cross? Plus, why would he risk getting killed trying to cross the road, when he is perfectly safe on the side of the road he is on now? In my opinion, that is one stupid chicken!"

There was silence on the other side of the line, before I heard laughter from everyone, both cars.

"Bella! That had to be the longest rant on why the chicken crossed the road ever!" Mike cried.

"Shut it Newton!" I growled.

"Oh, Emmett wants to talk to you."

"Hello?" Emmett asked.

"Hi, Emmett."

"I have a joke for you Bella!"

"Okay, tell it Emmett."

"Uh...I've changed my mind." He stammered.

"Excellent! Does the new one work better?"

"Funny, Bella. Real funny."

"I thought so!"

"Ah, were here!" And let the fun begin!