A/N: There ya goes. 3rd, I mean- 4th chapter.
Max: *snigger*
Shut up. sheep1215: I will not take out Batman. Don't worry. He just pops in sometimes because he ruins the moment so-
Max: HAHA- *frying pan hits him and he falls*
Perfectly. Frying pans. Who knew, right?
Read on!
Rapunzel rushes back to her closet along with Max.
Rapunzel: *takes a deep breath* Okay.
Max removes the chair and Rapunzel opens the closet door with her hair. Flynn falls out in a funny way.
(Hahahhaha. Everyone, laugh with me!)
Random Audience: Ahhahahhaa.
Same Random Dood: AAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. AHHAHA. HA.
(...I'm never saying that again)
Rapunzel: *examining Flynn* Hmm.
Max: You know, his hair looks shiny even in stuck in a closet. *Rapunzel stares at him* What?
Scene Change To Flynn sitting (unconscious) in a chair with Pascal on his shoulder.
Pascal touches Flynn's face quickly and cowers. Pascal looks at Max.
Max: Hm. Try harming him.
Pascal whips his tail at Flynn's face. Then finally, Pascal opens his mouth and sticks his tongue in Flynn's ear. Flynn wakes up suddenly and Pascal in surprise falls (more like, "jump" off. But...okay) off Flynn.
Flynn: AH! *notices he's tied up* Huh? Uh? *struggles and discovers the hair all around him* Is this, hair?
Max: Duh.
Flynn notices Max standing in front of him with his arms crossed.
Flynn: Ah! Hey! Can you, uh..get me out of here?
Max simply puts one eyebrow up.
Flynn: Hey. Hey! Are you deaf?
Max: Oh, yes. I'm really deaf considering I just answered your question. And your other question about 1 minute ago.
Flynn: But! *begins struggling again* Just- Just get me out of here!
Rapunzel: Struggling...struggling, is pointless.
Flynn: Huh? *looks at Max curiously*
Max: If you think I could do ventriloquisy with a girly voice, then you're wrong.
(That'd be really awkward)
Batman: I could do that.
(Okay, now that's really awkward. You're all like in a gruffy voice saying "HEY, I'M BATMAN. LET ME BREAK YOUR RIBS AND NOT KILL YOU." then you're seriously gonna go in a high pitched voice?)
Batman: Yup.
(...leave)
Batman: Hm hmm. *walks off*
Rapunzel: That would be weird- I mean...I know why you're here, and I'm not afraid of you.
Batman: You should be.
(DARN IT)
Batman: Yeah yeah. "Leave". *walks off...again*
Flynn: What?
We see Rapunzel's shadow (or something) drop down to the floor (or something).
Rapunzel emerges from the darkness.
(Oooh, dramatic entrance!)
Random Audience: *claps* WOOO! Woo!
Same Random Dood: *is the last one clapping* WOOOOOO! I heart you!
(...go on)
Rapunzel: Who are you, and how did you find me?
Max: How did you find us?
(You're not the main character so)
Max: I'm still important.
Flynn: Aha...
Rapunzel: *more clearly* Who are you, and how did you find me? *notices Max is looking at her* I mean- us?
Max: *nods* Oh yeah.
(*facepalm*)
Flynn: Mm-hm. I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say...Hi. How ya doin'? The name's Flynn Rider. How's your day goin'? Huh?
Max: *imitates Flynn* Hmm. I know now who you are, but not how you came to find us, but may I just say...
Batman: Why so serious?
(Darn it, Batsy. Joker's supposed to say that! Not you!)
Batman: Oh...my bad. *rushes off*
Max: May I just say...we all think you sound stupid right now.
Pascal nods.
Rapunzel: Ugh! Who else knows my location, Flynn Rider? *points frying pan at him*
Flynn: Alright, blondie-
Rapunzel: Rapunzel.
Flynn: Gesundheit. Here's the deal.
Max: Bless you.
Flynn: Thank you- What?
Pascal shakes his head.
Flynn: Anyway, I was in a situation. Gallivanting through the forest. I came across your tower and...ho-
Max: It's not Christmas.
Flynn: No, no, not that! Oh no, where is my satchel? *looks around*
Rapunzel: I KILLED IT.
(Whoa, where did that come from?)
*imagination disappears*
(Oh)
Max: How do you kill, a satchel?
Rapunzel: I've hidden it, somewhere you'll never find it.
Flynn looks around and looks at the pot.
Flynn: It's in that pot, isn't it?
*Frying pan TONG sound effect*
Flynn: Er, uh. Huh? *notices Pascal's tongue is in his ear* AH!
Pascal flies off again.
(Awww)
Flynn: Would you stop that? *rubs ear against shoulder*
Rapunzel: Now it's hidden where you'll never find it. *points at Flynn with frying pan and moves around him* So, what do you want with my hair? To cut it?
Flynn: What?
Rapunzel: Sell it?
(Pfff. Her hair would be priceless)
Flynn: No! Listen, the only thing I want to do with your hair is to get out of it. Literally.
Rapunzel: Ye- Wait. You don't want my hair?
Flynn: Why on earth would I want your hair?
Max: It's pretty.
Flynn: Look, I was being chased, I saw a tower, I climbed it, end of story.
Rapunzel: You're...telling the truth?
Flynn: Yes.
Max: What's 1 + 1?
Flynn: 3. No wait-
Max: *leans over to Rapunzel* He seems suspicious for his lack of intelligence.
Flynn: I was supposed to say 2! That number just came to my mind without me thinking!
Max: *leans over to Rapunzel again* He seems suspicious without his mind.
Rapunzel turns her back to Max and Flynn.
Rapunzel: I know, I need someone to take me.
Pascal motions.
Rapunzel: I think he's telling the truth, too.
Pascal motions again.
Rapunzel: He doesn't have fangs, but what choice do I have?
Flynn struggles to get out again. Max looks at him and sighs.
Rapunzel: Huh. Okay, Flynn Rider, I'm prepared to offer you a deal.
Flynn: Deal?
Rapunzel: Look this way. *tugs on hair for Flynn to turn*
Flynn collapses on the floor.
Rapunzel: Do you know what these are? *points to the lights in her painting*
Flynn: You mean the lantern thing they do for the princess?
Max: Nice painting.
Rapunzel: Thank you. Lanterns. I knew they weren't stars. Well, tomorrow evening they will light the night sky with these lanterns. You will act as my guide, take me to these lanterns, and return me home safely. Then, and only then, will I return your satchel to you. That is my deal.
Flynn: Yeah. No can do. Unfortunately, the kingdom and I aren't exactly 'simpatico' at the moment. So I won't be taking you anywhere.
Max: You won't be going anywhere until you take her anywhere.
Rapunzel: *pulls Flynn up* Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will: fate, destiny...
Flynn: A horse.
Max: Random arrows.
(Your brain)
Rapunzel: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Flynn: A horrible decision, really.
Rapunzel: But trust me when I tell you this. *tugs hair and Flynn falls forward and Rapunzel catches chair*
Rapunzel: You can tear this tower apart brick by brick, but without my help, you will never find your precious satchel.
Flynn: Hm Hmm. Let me just get this straight. I take you to see the lanterns, bring you back home, and you'll give me back my satchel?
Rapunzel: I promise.
Flynn is in disbelief.
Rapunzel: And when I promise something, I never, ever break that promise.
Flynn still doesn't believe her.
Max: Just put your "alright, I believe you" face on! Geez, man.
Pascal nods.
Flynn: *sighs* All right, listen, I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder. *puts on that look that no one will forget*
Max looks at Rapunzel with an eyebrow up. Rapunzel looks at Pascal. Pascal puts an open hand (?) and fist together.
(Chain of "the smolder doesn't work" expressions)
Flynn: This is kind of an off day for me. This doesn't normally happen...Fine, I'll take you to see the lanterns!
Rapunzel: Really?
Flynn falls to the ground.
Rapunzel: Oops.
Flynn: You broke my smolder.
Rapunzel: Oh, and Max, you can come too.
Max: Woo! *pumps fist*
Flynn: You just agree like that?
Max: Yup.
Flynn: Wait..hold on a minute here. Why didn't you ask-
Max: Max.
Flynn: -Max to take you to see the lanterns?
Rapunzel: Oh yeah...well, you both are gonna take me to see the lanterns then.
Flynn: Wha- That's not fair!
Max: Of course it's not a fair. It's the lantern festival. Duh.
Rapunzel, Pascal and Max laugh.
Flynn: How is that funny? Really!
Batman: Okay, so I made up my mind. I will take her to see the lanterns.
(Too late. Besides, you'd stand out)
Batman: How?
(You'd be the only one in black and have a mask for some reason then everyone will flee because they think that you're a freak)
Batman: But I'm not! I found 10 Hidden Mickeys! And that's alot.
(Yeah, but there's like 500. So...)
Batman: *beep*
(OOOH)
Batman: I didn't even say anything bad. I just said "Darn!". I don't even know why they bleeped it out.
(Cause you're Batman)
A/N: ...there it is. The 4th chapter. WOOHOO! Thanks for reading, and please please review!
Til next time...
Get Disneyfied!
Max:...no.
That catchphrase is so stupid. *sigh* I still need to think of something. See yas. *leaves*
