Well. It's nice to hear that people actually appreciate my mindless drabbling! That's all for now. This chapter may contain…stuff. You know what stuff I'm talking about don't you? Humor of course! What were you expecting? Slash? Not yet, fortunately for Slash haters and unfortunately for Slash lovers. It shall be hinted a few times in the chapter though. This Chapter contains a new OC of my devious mind. Two other OCs will be introduced, and one appears in this chapter briefly. They are the property of their respective owners. It's 12:00am, so I have no freaking clue who owns them; I think one is property of Moonlight The Hedgehog and the other Mew Spice1. I have room for one more character from my reviewers and then the cast is full till I think up something else. If no one feels like volunteering his or her character, I'll make a new one! Or put one of my existing in. Wanna know something completely irrelevant and freaky? The minimum age on sex in Canada is 14 :O. Giggity giggity :P.
Chapter 4
Sonic obviously was still sore about losing five bucks as the three hedgehogs descended to get the first floor. They had taken the stairs because they didn't feel like taking the elevator. Sonic, had given them a little rant on how elevators are gross and unhygienic.
Flash Back
"Let's take the elevator." Shadow suggested. Sonic gasped.
"Ew! No one takes the elevator! Do you know what goes in those? There's always that sketchy music playing and then there are these weirdoes that are always touching you and breathing down your neck. Then there was this one time I pushed the elevator button and when the door opened and a crowd of people walked out and just pushed me. And don't even get me started on the smell of the place, I mean seriously, you'd think they'd use Febreze or something. And then it smells nasty in big crowds when someone cuts the cheese. Oh god. Did I mention that there was this one time where this guy sat on me? Then there was this other time-" Craze's had been twitching the entire time and Shadow couldn't take it anymore.
"Alright we get it! We'll take the stairs." Shadow growled.
End Flash Back
As I was saying, Sonic was still sore about losing five bucks, while Shadow and Craze were engaged in a conversation about music as they glided down the stairs. When ever Shadow asked Sonic a question is was usually answered in this manner:
"Hey, what do you think of Green Day?" Shadow asked looking Sonic.
"Jerk." Sonic turned his head childishly. Shadow took another stab.
"Come on. Don't be like that." Shadow said soothingly. Sonic glanced at him and then crossed his arms.
"Jerk." Shadow shook his head and gave up.
"You are now my slave, because no one calls me a jerk that many times in a row." Shadow declared. This statement was followed by another "Jerk". It was like a bloody cycle. Many jerks, stairs, and music conversations later, they made it to the cafeteria. Shadow plopped down at a table and put his feet up.
"Oi! Slave. Get me food." Sonic seethed silently shaking his head. In the moment that followed…SMACK!
"Ow…" Craze couldn't help but chuckle at the antics of the two. Sonic had Shadow in a headlock and Shadow was trying to get out of the hold by yanking on Sonic's arm.
"You know what? I'mma get some grub ye know?" Craze made towards the Dim Cortons doughnut shop at the other side of the rather large cafeteria. Shadow and Sonic were now sitting opposite each casting equally cold glares at each other, arms crossed.
Meanwhile…
Kain stalked into the cafeteria, an almost permanent looking glare plastered on his face. Rather flawless face. Anyone who met his eyes would quickly avert them, because they were an intensely angry shade of dark violet. Long slicked quills fell to his shoulders, with black streaks running through smooth silvery gray fur. Kain was looking for somewhere to sit. Preferably alone. What a damn Emo (no offense to real emos) kid. He wasn't happy with his roommate. He got paired up with some damn square. Speaking of the square, where the hell was he?
'Oh. There he is.' Kain spotted him sitting by himself.
"Figures. He is a square." Kain muttered to himself, stalking silently over sneaking up behind the unaware "Square".
"Are you sneaking up on that guy? That's not very nice!" A voice came from behind. Kain spun around to see a…mongoose? The hell?
"I was merely walking over to his table fool." Kain growled. The glare directed at the female mongoose, didn't seem to faze her carefree grin.
"Well you could have said so! So what's your…where'd he go?" The mongoose raised her eyebrows at the place where Kain was once standing. She shrugged and headed in the opposite direction.
Kain walked up behind an orange fox that had his head low and was silently drinking some coffee. The unique feature of this fox compared to others was he had two tails. The fox jumped as Kain tapped his shoulder.
"O-oh. I didn't notice you Kain." Kain smirked. Even though his roommate was a bloody square, something about him made him tolerable. Maybe because he was quiet and shy.
"Mind if I sit here fool?" Kain plopped into the seat before the fox could even open his mouth.
"Aren't you going to eat anything?" The fox asked cautiously, not wanting to upset his "bad ass" roommate.
"Eating is for the weak." Came the short reply. Kain was busy examining his roommate. The fox was smaller than average height, but not enough to make him necessarily short. His fur was an odd blend or yellow and orange. You can just call it yellowish orange if you want to. His eyes were baby blue, sparkling with innocence. Kain found himself examining his companion's lips. They looked soft and delicate.
'Why the hell I am looking at this guy's lips!' The fox seemed to be unsettled by Kain's gaze.
"Um…is there something wrong?" Kain realized he was staring.
"Oh yes there is something wrong!" Kain exclaimed, the glare falling off his face, being replaced with surprise as he glanced at the next table.
"What! What is it!"
"How can such a beautiful girl be so damn flat chested?" Kain gestured at a certain blue hedgehog who was glaring at some black hedgehog.
"Um…Kain?" The fox asked timidly. Kain eyes came off this "girl" and rested on him.
"Yes Tails?" Kain found himself glancing at the fox's lips again.
'Damn! I need to stop that!' He thought to himself. Tails started nervously.
"I think that's a guy…" Kain nearly fell out of his seat.
"What!"
"That blue hedgehog is a guy." Kain's eyes widened and he looked at the cobalt hedgehog and his ebony companion again.
Kinda awkward place to end a chapter no? I promise I'll update again soon. Next Friday at the latest! Sorry it's soooo late! I was neglecting my FanFics for so long and I feel bad.
