I'm back! Three chapters in a row! Yay! Anyways, I feel so happy to see I still have some reviewers! New ones even! Keep these questions coming for more chapters, this is getting! I'll reply the new reviews at the end of the chapter. Now enjoy!
"Ok..." I peeked out of my wall I'm hiding in and see if there is any sign of the chaotic monsters. Where's Notch anyways! I thought in the back of my head. I apparently had switch on the camera in hiding.
"Now to continue the video..."
Everybody, well mostly, tried to register that Herobrine was not actually the dead brother of Notch, but yet a creation of Notch. Why would Notch doom his own game? Does he have mental problems?!
Notch sighed. "I tried to hide this from the community but I guess everyone is hearing this..." We all listen attentively.
"You see, before Steve, I tried to create this guy over here..." He pointed at the said person then continue on, "But I failed, just like how I wanted to create pigs but outstretched them and made creepers but just not the outstretching part, that would've been weird. Anyways, I missed a few programs, namely the eyes and personality, so he became this. I didn't really want to delete him like again, the outstretched pig. So I kept him in a private world where he ruled over the mobs there. Then one day, a hacker..." he spoke that word with venom, "... managed to hack into that world and threatened him. For his safety, I teleported him to the core of Minecraft so he can't be damaged. Herobrine blames the hacker and thinks that all other players are as evil as him so he wanted revenge, and revenge he did. So that's the origin of Herobrine." Notch finished and took a long deep breathing he deserved.
All but Notch, Herbrine and I was shocked, I, as a writer, already know this fact.
Out of the blue, Herobrine sneered, his white eyes flashed a red before glowing white brighter than usual and said with anger, "Players are evil, must destroy, get revenge."
Then suddenly waves of force could be felt even through the screen. After that, everything went black.
"So that is how this happened," I said, letting out a sigh. "Where's that damn failing creator go anyways?" I practically (If you ever see a chapter without that word, you know that that isn't me.) asked myself. Probably thrown to Mars by that for like everyone else.
Words were suddenly spoken with a scary low voice, "Come out, come out, where ever you are... Player."
It's time to use my writer powers to the max, I guess. Suddenly, the studio was clean and seemed untouched despite the previous events, everyone was standing on the stage slightly dazed and Herobrine was trapped in a barrier. Missie was transported back like all the other viewers for safety measurements.
"How... How..." Herobrine said with shock. Really, you would've been too.
"Writer powers." I said plainly.
"Then why wouldn't you use it earlier! I went flying out to the sky so high, I couldn't even see my gigantic diamond and emerald blocks palace from there! All I could see was a gigantic red freaky square thing!" Steve almost screamed. Huh, so my estimation was right, they did blast off to Mars. I thought to myself.
"It was more entertaining to me." I said.
"Even though you were practically (Yup, you can tell when a hacker is editing my stories, that's for sure.) chased by lightning and fire balls?" Notch said sarcastically.
"How do you even know?! I thought you were blasted off to Mars like the others! Anyways, I wouldn't die even if I got hit, writer powers." I questioned, shouted and said.
"I wasn't, I just watched from the catwalk." Notch said.
"What?! Why?!" I half-screamed, half-shouted.
" It was more entertaining to me." Notch mimicked, he even tried to sound like me! Failed horribly like how he failed making Steve though.
"What's Mars?" Everyone else asked suddenly, even Herobrine.
"Urgh... None of your business." I said.
"Now let's continue our questions and dares!" I said more happily. "Starting with Herobrine."
"What!" Herobrine shrieked. Oh so that is how much it would take to shatter glass with sound waves. I thought to myself.
With a snap, the glass were back in place. Luckily, you guys weren't here or else your eardrums would've been broken like everybody else's. I also recovered them with my snap though.
"I am not agreeing with this!" Herobrine refused.
"Don't make me do it..." I warned.
"Do what?" He challenged.
"Oh no-no-no-no-no-no! Stop! Bahahaha!" Herobrine instantly regretted what he said just now. He is currently being tickled with my writer powers.
"Ok, ok, I'm sorry! I'll do the dares! I'll answer the questions! Just... Bahahahahaha! Stop this please!" Herobrine begged. You don't here that everyday.
With a snap, again, Herobrine's torture was stopped. Trust me, he was very thankful that it was over, but Steve thought otherwise.
"Good." I said.
"Firstly, from last time. AshLynnGameVerse wants to fight you with his or her beautiful blaze powers.
Snaps fingers and boom! AshLynnGameVerse was teleported into the barrier! Then she fell.
"WHO TELEPORTED ME WHEN I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT! WHO! I NEARLY MADE A FRIEND WITH A BLAZE!" she screamed. The glass broke again.
"Oh man, I just fixed them. Meh, no problem I guess. Anyways, welcome to the Minecraft Interview and Dares!" I complained then welcomed.
"Oh, I was playing Minecraft then teleported into it. Ok!" She was excited. Then, she just had to spot Blaze. Just when I just fixed the glass.
"OMG!" She screamed. "A blaze!" The glass broke again.
"Ok, this is getting annoying, I will not fix them. AshLynn, you have more important matters. Look behind you." I ordered.
She did and saw what see doubted she will ever saw.
"Ok now I know why I'm here!" Fireballs were charged. "I'm ready!"
And so the battle begins!
AshLynn threw fireballs at him. It hit him but didn't effect him. Not a single scratch was seen. Instead, it reflected to the barrier. AshLynn did not know she was surrounded with barriers so she freaked out.
"How did that fireball just disappeared!" she screamed. If the glass were fixed, they would've been broken. Luckily, I thought of that. I thought, the glass just shattered into more pieces.
"You are surrounded by barriers." Notch kindly answered for me.
"Oh." Was all AshLynn could muster. Then, the battle continued.
Herobrine threw a dark ball which AshLynn dodged but the dark ball turned and hit AshLynn. She gotten many negative effects from that, namely Poison, Wither, Blindness, Weakness, Mining Fatigue, Nausea, Slowness and one that she never seen before - Herobrine's Wrath. Not long afterwards, she died.
"Ok! Battle ended, she is now teleported back to her house!" I annouced. She's probably raging right now, I pray for the glasses in her house.
AshLynn suddenly appeared back in her house, sitting on her chair in front of her computer. Then...
"Rematch!" she screamed. Unfortunately, the glass vibrated from her voice then shattered, poor glasses.
"You know what, since Herobrine is in that cage, I'll spawn the viewers in." I said after thinking.
With a snap of my fingers, the viewers reappeared.
"Welcome back!" I welcomed you all.
All I got was cold stares from you guys, how mean.
"Ok, I'm sorry! But it was for your own good!" I apologized. Still, the cold stares. I guess Missie was right, players does have scary eyes.
Speaking of Missie, she also was teleported back. She is now back on stage.
"Ok, Missie, I think you know the answer of your question right?" I asked.
"Ya, it was thanks to that short story." Missie said.
"Ok, good. Now for questions from Winx club-Ninjago-Sailor Moon! He or she actually asked more questions so, yay!" I say.
"His or her dare from last time for Herobrine, be nice to everyone for a day."
Practically everyone cheered on that, almost everyone said "Thank you Winx club-Ninjago-Sailor Moon!" at the same time.
Herobrine was hesitant but then agreed. "Uh! Fine..." he grumbled.
"Ok, this guy named ava cado wants Herobrine v.s Voldemort but not gonna do that! It's for safety so... sorry!" I apologized once again.
"Oh ya, almost forgotten. Winx club-Ninjago-Sailor Moon has more questions. Enderman, why does water hurt you?" I said.
"I was wondering that too! Notch, why?" Enderman asked.
"Hey! You should thank me! I just want you to be cooler..." Notch said offended.
"Ok... valid answer. Skeleton, how did you rebuild yourself?" I said.
"Well... You see, I killed myself by shutting off my program. As you know it, mobs can respawn. I respawned in an Ocean so I didn't burn and Notch teleported me here. Smart eh?" Skeleton said proudly. "Oh and thanks Notch!"
"Happy to help." Notch replied.
"Alright. Zombie Pigman, are they any pigman? If so where are they?" I said.
"Well, we were one. But our dimension... the Nether that was once called Pigvilla, got attacked by a virus and turned us to zombies. Notch couldn't do anything so he rolled with it and made a portal that can access to our world." Zombie Pigman said kinda sadly.
"Aww, how sad!" Missie commented.
"Alright... you have known why Herobrine exist know I believe... so next question. To Notch, why didn't you make baby Blazes, baby Endermen and baby Squids?" I said.
"I will answer for you." I interrupted Notch.
"You see, well, you don't see, there are these babies. Only they don't appear until they grow up." I replied.
"How do you even know these stuff anyways?" Notch asked.
"Writer powers." Is all I reply.
"Ok, a question for Chicken. Do you ever use book and quills? Because they use the feathers of your relative." I say.
"Well, I couldn't if I ever wanted to. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to though." Chicken replied.
"He or she also asked you, why are your children so adorable?" I said.
"Because they're from me." Chicken replied smugly.
"No... because I programmed them." Notch replied more smugly than Chicken.
"Then I have a question for you Notch. Why did you textured chicks and chickens with the same texture only different sizes? I thought chicks were yellow." I asked.
"... Shut up." That was the reply I got from Notch. Huh, not surprising.
"He asks to all mobs. Why do you not have queens, kings, princes, and princesses in vanilla gameplay?" I say.
Almost everyone that were questioned answered the same answer, "Because Notch was too lazy to program them. Jeb too."
"Hey!" Notch replied offended. Jeb appeared out of nowhere and said quickly before he leaved, "That was uncalled for!"
The only different answer was Enderman's, "We do have one, a queen only though. The Ender Dragon."
Steve screamed, "What?! It's a female!"
The glasses took more abuse, the poor glasses.
"Ya..."
"I could only imagine how a male one would be like!"
"The queen actually ate him... she was too hungry..."
"What. The. # %#!" Steve sweared.
"Hey, hey, hey, no swearing please." I scolded.
"..."
"Ok, now dares from him and it will be over for today!" Some cheered because it was almost over, others wore sad faces because it's time for the dares. Me? I am utterly happy.
"Slime, meet a magma cube."
"He's right here, my cute little son."
"Son?!" Still, the poor glasses. Everyone screamed at that, well except Notch, Herobrine, Slime, Magma Cube, Blaze and I. It seemed that the glasses became more vulnerable after the scream from Herobrine. Heh. I thought to myself.
"Ya... Well there's a reason why slime balls plus blaze rods becomes magma cream..." This fact banged to the ones who didn't knew. So which is the female.
"Whose the female one?" Steve asked what some others thought.
"Me..." Blaze admitted.
"I do not want to know how that worked out." Wolf said.
"Ok, next dare. Steve, kill pig's friend. Cook his meat then eat him but save a piece and then give it to pig." I said. Steve was expressionless while pig went pale.
"So in other words... he wants me to be cannibal?!" Pig shrieked. Again with the glass.
"Yes, just accept it. We all have to get to that point... Just kidding!" I said.
With my writer powers, pig's friend teleported here.
"Where...? Oh hi Porky! How's..." The unfortunate chosen one couldn't finish as Steve did what he was told to. Without hesitation, he cooked it then ate a piece. He gave the other piece to Pig, which apparently name's Porky, hesitantly ate it.
"I can't believe it... It is so... good." He took another bite and soon finished his piece.
I smirked, "You know you didn't need to finish it right?"
"Ya... But I was hungry and-and... I'm a monster." Pig duck his head down in shame of his actions.
"Ok, a baby Pig must have a conversation with a villager, then have a bath in lava. After that, offer a lava bath to the baby village. I did set up a rule to not make a dare that could kill someone so I will give this baby Pig Fire Resistance." I said.
"This guy just hates pigs... what did we ever do to him." Pig commented, still in shame.
I spawned a baby Pig and gave him Fire Resistance. I told him what to do and he did.
Time lapse: A few moments later...
Baby Pig came back.
"So how did it go?" Ocelot asked.
"He ran. Cried. Went to his father and his father slapped him. Don't know why." Baby Pig said.
"Because villagers are stupid." Iron golem said.
"Then why protect them?! I'm trying to eat their stupid brains for you!" Zombie asked still with the intelligence that apparently I have decided to let him keep.
"Because they pay me emeralds." Iron golem replied.
"Why do you need emeralds?" Skeleton asked out of curiosity.
"Because they are shiny." Iron golem replied.
"Oh..." said Skeleton.
"Guys, I have good news and bad news."
"What is it?" Practically (He's back! Scream people! Scream~) everyone asked, even Herobrine.
"Good news is there is no bad news, bad news is there is no good news." Practically (Have you screamed? If so, scream louder!) everyone fainted, even Herobrine.
"Ok, ok, last dare! For Squid. Attempt to survive lava!" I said.
I spawned one in the lava upstairs. Not long afterwards, it died.
"You didn't give him fire resistance." Steve said.
"Ya." I replied.
"You said you made a rule where not to make a dare that kills." Steve continued.
"So?" I said.
"But..." Steve couldn't find the words.
"I just don't care about squids." I deadpanned.
"Anyways, I have good news and bad news!" I annouced.
"We already know your cold joke..." Practically everyone said this.
"No, I'm serious. Bad news is the interview for today is over. Good news is there will be more tomorrow!" I said.
"I think you mix that around." Steve said.
"No I didn't." I defended.
"Yes you did." Practically everyone argued.
I rolled my eyes.
That's all for today! I'll update... On Monday! So I hope you guys enjoyed today's chapter as I will see you next time. Before that, I have an annoucement to make. *Drum rolls* I will make a new story about Minecraft! Including Youtubers and Original Characters. If you agree, type in #YesForTAA. Otherwise, type in #NoTY. By the way, this chapter is over 2,000 words! I hope you're happy with this long chapter and yes, I typically lied, not much action :/ It got thrown off the window... Sorry! I will end it off here after I reply the reviews!
Winx club-Ninjago-Sailor Moon
I am thrilled that you think this interview had humor in it! I tried really hard on it and that the hard work had paid off, thanks to you! Here's some bacon! (Don't worry, it's not from pig's friend... Well it is, just from another friend of his. Ya, I know the Herobrine part is not funny. I didn't even attempt on making it so. Hope you are satisfied with the answers you receive from the mobs! See ya soon!
Radradha48
Go ahead! I need more questions anyways. (Or dares...)
brookiebear5892
Ya, your ideas were amazing but maybe limit them and make your review a little more neat. Just a request, no offence intended. Umm... Hi... I guess?
So that's it for the review replies, be sure to vote for the story because it will at least be 300 chapters in total, with seasons of course. I wouldn't want to have a story with 300+ chapters and accidentally delete them... Imagine how long it would take to recover it... Also, be sure to ask questions and make dares! Just no rule breakings please! Enjoy the rest of your day! Peace! (Inserts peace sign here.)
