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Chapter 4: Is There "ANYONE" Sane Here? And Two New Uses For Honey!
The next morning, Aragorn and Gimli woke up to a scream form their elven companion. "YAHHHHH!!!! I"LL KILL THOSE TWO!!!!" Legolas hollered as he threw his pillow away. "They put head lice in my pillow!!! THEY ARE DEAD!!!" Legolas stormed out of the door and into his brothers' room. He nimbly dodged their traps and grabbed them both by the ears. Aragorn and Gimli watched in horror through a window as Legolas dragged his brothers into the forest with a large jar, a wooden pole and some rope. Then, they heard a huge scream from the twins and a few minutes later, Legolas emerged from the forest wiping something off of his hands with a rag.
"LEGOLAS!!! Where are they!?!?!?" shouted Thranduil. "You better not have done anything too bad to them." Legolas smirked, "Don't worry, they'll be easy to find, just follow the screams..." Sure enough, no sooner did Legolas say that did they all hear the two twins screaming bloody murder. Thranduil ran into the woods and out of sigh. A few minutes later, he was help two honey covered elflings whose clothes were in tatters.
As soon as someone else began to take care of the twins, Thranduil ran after Legolas like a bat out of hell. "LEGOLAS GREENLEAF!!! I DON"T BELIEVE YOU!!! LEAVING YOUR LITTLE BROTHERS OUT THERE FOR THE SPIDERS AND COVERED IN HONEY!!! I"M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!" Legolas nimbly dodged a well aimed kick to the arse. Legolas than dropped something out of a small bag he was carrying. Thranduil tripped on the marbles and fell on his ass. When he tried to get up he fell back down, this time on his face.
Legolas cackled evilly as he ran back into the palace. Aragorn and Gimli stared at Legolas as he walked in. "What are you two looking at?" Legolas cocked his head as he asked. "You left your brothers in the forest to be eaten by spiders?" asked a flabbergasted Aragorn. "Ah, well, ya... Umm... I knew they'd be fine... sorta... Uh... Breakfast is ready; I'll see you two down stairs." Legolas finished quickly before dashing downstairs. After he left Gimli looked at Aragorn. "Aragorn? I'm beginning to think we're the only sane beings in the house.
At breakfast, oddly enough, everyone seemed to have forgotten Legolas leaving the twins outside to be eaten. It was short and uneventful save for someone switching the sugar with the salt. Aragorn and Gimli were still waiting for some other extreme act of insanity; however, their fears of food flying or some other atrocity was unfounded.
That is, until the battle for the shower began...
LEGOLAS!! IT"S MINE FIRST!!! YOU ALWAYS GO FIRST!!!" screeched Lindor. "We'll see about that..." cackled Legolas evilly. She, Legolas and the other elves wanting the royal bathroom first dashed form the table. Legolas, being the one who does the most traveling, was also the most fit. He went into his room first but came out immediately with a towel, that same jar he had earlier and a lot of rope. "Why the rope elf?" Gimli asked, now almost afraid of his friend. "Watch and learn my friend..." Legolas tied the rope to each doorknob and then fled to the bathroom.
Almost seconds after Legolas entered the bathroom, all of the doors tried to open at once. The rope tightened and kept them all closed. There were three rooms, Thranduil's and Verne's room, Cuts and Pilin's room and Lindor's room. Various curses could be heard behind each door as their owners struggled with their current plight.
About an hour later, Legolas emerged from the bathroom with his towel on. He got into normal clothes in his room and then, used one of his long knives to cut the rope. All three of the doors opened at once and all five elves ran for the bathroom at once. Lindor made it in first. "Come," whispered Legolas, "Before she realizes I switched the shampoo with honey... Her scream shall be so loud; they will hear it in Rohan..." Sure enough, when the three friends were outside five minutes later, a shrill scream that anyone could have mistaken for a Nazgul cam from inside the palace. "LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!! I"M AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!! I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU SWITCHED THE SHAMPOO AGAIN!!!!!"
Legolas smiled, "Wait for it..." Then, another, louder scream was heard. Had they been inside, they would have seen Lindor, hanging upside down, by her ankle, 12 feet in the air and trying to keep herself covered with her two younger siblings and parents watching her and attempting not to laugh.
OK ya'll!!! Please review *pouts* I'll cry if you don't... And just because you reviewed before, that doesn't mean you can't do it again. As always, suggestions are always welcome but please keep flames down to and ember. Please tell me if you want to see any more of Legolas" "dirty" side! ;) See ya'll around!
Chapter 4: Is There "ANYONE" Sane Here? And Two New Uses For Honey!
The next morning, Aragorn and Gimli woke up to a scream form their elven companion. "YAHHHHH!!!! I"LL KILL THOSE TWO!!!!" Legolas hollered as he threw his pillow away. "They put head lice in my pillow!!! THEY ARE DEAD!!!" Legolas stormed out of the door and into his brothers' room. He nimbly dodged their traps and grabbed them both by the ears. Aragorn and Gimli watched in horror through a window as Legolas dragged his brothers into the forest with a large jar, a wooden pole and some rope. Then, they heard a huge scream from the twins and a few minutes later, Legolas emerged from the forest wiping something off of his hands with a rag.
"LEGOLAS!!! Where are they!?!?!?" shouted Thranduil. "You better not have done anything too bad to them." Legolas smirked, "Don't worry, they'll be easy to find, just follow the screams..." Sure enough, no sooner did Legolas say that did they all hear the two twins screaming bloody murder. Thranduil ran into the woods and out of sigh. A few minutes later, he was help two honey covered elflings whose clothes were in tatters.
As soon as someone else began to take care of the twins, Thranduil ran after Legolas like a bat out of hell. "LEGOLAS GREENLEAF!!! I DON"T BELIEVE YOU!!! LEAVING YOUR LITTLE BROTHERS OUT THERE FOR THE SPIDERS AND COVERED IN HONEY!!! I"M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!" Legolas nimbly dodged a well aimed kick to the arse. Legolas than dropped something out of a small bag he was carrying. Thranduil tripped on the marbles and fell on his ass. When he tried to get up he fell back down, this time on his face.
Legolas cackled evilly as he ran back into the palace. Aragorn and Gimli stared at Legolas as he walked in. "What are you two looking at?" Legolas cocked his head as he asked. "You left your brothers in the forest to be eaten by spiders?" asked a flabbergasted Aragorn. "Ah, well, ya... Umm... I knew they'd be fine... sorta... Uh... Breakfast is ready; I'll see you two down stairs." Legolas finished quickly before dashing downstairs. After he left Gimli looked at Aragorn. "Aragorn? I'm beginning to think we're the only sane beings in the house.
At breakfast, oddly enough, everyone seemed to have forgotten Legolas leaving the twins outside to be eaten. It was short and uneventful save for someone switching the sugar with the salt. Aragorn and Gimli were still waiting for some other extreme act of insanity; however, their fears of food flying or some other atrocity was unfounded.
That is, until the battle for the shower began...
LEGOLAS!! IT"S MINE FIRST!!! YOU ALWAYS GO FIRST!!!" screeched Lindor. "We'll see about that..." cackled Legolas evilly. She, Legolas and the other elves wanting the royal bathroom first dashed form the table. Legolas, being the one who does the most traveling, was also the most fit. He went into his room first but came out immediately with a towel, that same jar he had earlier and a lot of rope. "Why the rope elf?" Gimli asked, now almost afraid of his friend. "Watch and learn my friend..." Legolas tied the rope to each doorknob and then fled to the bathroom.
Almost seconds after Legolas entered the bathroom, all of the doors tried to open at once. The rope tightened and kept them all closed. There were three rooms, Thranduil's and Verne's room, Cuts and Pilin's room and Lindor's room. Various curses could be heard behind each door as their owners struggled with their current plight.
About an hour later, Legolas emerged from the bathroom with his towel on. He got into normal clothes in his room and then, used one of his long knives to cut the rope. All three of the doors opened at once and all five elves ran for the bathroom at once. Lindor made it in first. "Come," whispered Legolas, "Before she realizes I switched the shampoo with honey... Her scream shall be so loud; they will hear it in Rohan..." Sure enough, when the three friends were outside five minutes later, a shrill scream that anyone could have mistaken for a Nazgul cam from inside the palace. "LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!! I"M AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!! I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU SWITCHED THE SHAMPOO AGAIN!!!!!"
Legolas smiled, "Wait for it..." Then, another, louder scream was heard. Had they been inside, they would have seen Lindor, hanging upside down, by her ankle, 12 feet in the air and trying to keep herself covered with her two younger siblings and parents watching her and attempting not to laugh.
OK ya'll!!! Please review *pouts* I'll cry if you don't... And just because you reviewed before, that doesn't mean you can't do it again. As always, suggestions are always welcome but please keep flames down to and ember. Please tell me if you want to see any more of Legolas" "dirty" side! ;) See ya'll around!
