Waiting around in the living room of the Loud House, we find the remaining girls in the tournament lounging around and doing their own thing. Leni was doing her nails, Luan and Giggles were doing a duo comedy act, Lynn and Ronnie having a little contest out of chores, the three goths were doing a little séance, Girl Jordan, Christina and Stella were talking, Lola was admiring her reflection, Lana was gnawing on a hamburger chew-toy, Beatrix was doing some homework assignment for her computer coding class, Paige was playing a video game on the PS4, and DiMartino watched over them. All of them were wearing their usual outfits, for now.

Though they were chillaxing waiting for their respective match up, they could hear the loud moans coming from the basement. Paige was growling at dying again after all the noise made her lose focus and caused her character to get incinerated, "Can't you Louds do anything to shut them up! Or soundproof the basement when the next loser goes down to see her rebound guy?"

"Sorry Paige, but our walls are seriously paper thin." Lana answered.

"Besides, it's called the LOUD House not the SILENT House!" Luan laughed at her forth wall pun, everyone sans Giggles groaned.

"I still can't believe that Polly is letting Rusty of all people confiscate her V-card, that guy was chased up a tree last summer!" Christina said perplexed.

"HEY, THAT DOG WAS VICOUS!"

"It was a baby chihuahua!" she yelled back to Rusty, who just went back to plowing the big chined girl from the Sadie Hawkins episode mercilessly in a doggy style position.

"Now Christina, as they say 'There's a lid for every jar'." DiMartino told her.

Paige smirked, "And Rusty is neither of those, the only girl that a guy like Rusty attracts are either imaginary or bribed. And no amount of money is worth dealing with him." Everyone laughs at the burn.

While Ronnie Anne and Lynn were shooting balled up socks at a basket, Ronnie turned her head to face the sporty sister "So, what's the deal with this tournament? Why have your brother be the prize?"

"Ronnie Anne after three seasons and possibly going into our fourth with a movie and a spin off with your family, not too mention over 4,000 fics we feel that Lincoln is in total need for a girlfriend. And since he's an overthinking wimp who has his dream girl just every season, we feel as though we need some kind of way to determine who we feel wants to truly be with him. Who is the best all-around girl that Lincoln can be happy with? And that's when we got this idea." Lynn explained while they were still making sock baskets.

Ronnie Anne nodded in semi-understanding, "Okay, so what made you think of the people in this roster?"

"Well Christina, Paige, and Stella are crushes 1, 3, and 4 respectively. The Sadie Hawkins girls because they seemed to had fun before they ran off for his friends. GJ (Girl Jordan) for some reason. Maggie because she's the kind of creepy this fic may need. Beatrix because she's from the perfect family. And DiMartino because, well she's hotter than the sun at a fourth of July party in Texas. Lincoln's words." she listed off.

"And why are you and your sisters in too? I mean, you guys are family and yet you want to fuck your brother?" she raised an eyebrow.

Lynn shrugged, "Meh, we don't know either. Just a sense we need to make sure he gets a fine lady, which will be me." she said that last part a little smugly.

"In your dreams, your weird and terribly inappropriate dreams!"

Lynn smirked, "Why Ronnie, if I didn't know any better..."

"What?" the Latino tween stared challengingly to the ponytailed brunette.

"That your butthurt there's a tournament with Lincoln up for grabs, that there is a load of women that will stop at nothing to have his sweet dick ramming into them. You're upset that you're not canonically dating Lincoln after you had his first kiss, and now 17 other girls including his sisters and a supermodel hot substitute teacher are vying for your man." Lynn pressed.

Ronnie Anne just laughs it off, "Oh that's rich, why would I be concerned that other girls want Lincoln? Why should I care that he may be kissing, hugging, fucking, dating, marrying, and having a family with some one that is not me after all of the times we shared in the Loud House!" she tried to play cool, but she was starting to twitch a little. She walked away before Lynn could ask another question, leaving Lynn a satisfactory grin.

Just then they saw by the stairs a stark and jelly legged Polly with some fluids running down her leg and carrying an equally nude Rusty in a bridal position, some of noticed the dazed and nearly insane smile the red head had. They grimaced that he was still hard "Don't mind us, just heading upstairs to rest up in one of the rooms, and maybe go for round 6. They've already got the consolation prize ready for the loser of the next match up." Polly explained.

When she got up one step, Christina called "Hey, who is the rebound boy this time?"

Polly shrugged, "I don't have the jurisdiction to tell you, just don't lose and you won't find out. Now if you'll excuse me, me and Pizza Face here have some quality time to catch up on." she said as she went up the rest of the stairs. Rusty just mindlessly laugh, 'Best day of my life.' All the other girls shivered at the thought of having to have sex with Rusty, but Polly seems to really like him so they decided to just be glad it wasn't them.

(Later)

Bobby: The following contest, is a first round match up in the Fight for the Link!

The audience cheered at the introduction, they looked to see who would be competing next.

Lincoln was still a little apprehensive of this whole idea, but decided he might as well see what happens. When he looked to the entrance way, he blushed as his eyes widen at a face he was once very fond of. Heading down to the ring with brown hair tied back, black fingerless gloves, blue wrestling boots, and a blue sleeveless leotard

Bobby: Introducing first, Christina!

Lisa: Lincoln's first crush makes her appearance in the Fight for the Link tournament, she has a lot of eyes as the OG ship girl of Loud House.

Clyde: She has a tough challenge ahead of her Lisa, let's see how well she can do in this fight.

Christina slid into the ring and waited in the corner for her opponent.

Bobby: And her opponent...…. Stella!

Christina and Lincoln went wide eyed as they saw the formerly called 'New Girl' appeared on the entrance way. Dressed in a black training bra and black shorts, she also wore a black luchador mask. She took a running start and did a flip off a trampoline into the ring and did a little 'Lucha, Lucha' chant like Kalisto.

Lisa: Clyde, how do you think Stella will fare in this tourney?

Clyde: I don't know Leese, she's only had one appearance so we still don't know what she can bring to the table. We'll see what thing girl has to offer.

The two fighters stood in the middle of the ring with Lori as she gave them some words before match.

Lori: Okay guys, you learned the rules in the back. I don't want see a single corpse in this fight, shake hands.

Christina and Stella did so, then gave some motivating words before separating.

(Ding, Ding, Ding)

Lisa: And we are now under way in our second match up of the evening.

Clyde: It's the first crush against the latest love interest, Lincoln have any preference on who's going forward.

Lincoln: (looks away) I'm staying out of this.

Lisa: Good idea, nothing angers a woman more than being compared.

As the two were talking the fighters paced around the ring, looking to land the first blow of the match. The two than got into a tie up, then Stella put Christina in a headlock. The latter than pushed her off into the ropes, then she took Stella down with a shoulder tackle. Christina then ran to the ropes, Stella ducked underneath in, then leaped over the brunette's running form before she finally got in her in a hurricanranna. Christina rolled through until she got kick in the head by Stella, which caused her to roll out of the ring. Stella then looked to the corner, looking for some high risk district. She ran towards her target, before going for a...

Lisa: Springboard Tornado DDT to the floor! Stella taking it to the skies in a big payoff.

Clyde: Just goes to show the lengths these women will go through for the white haired prize right next to me.

That caused Lincoln to blush, though he composed himself when he saw Christina laying on the ground clutching her head. Lori hopped out of the ring and kneeled beside her with mic in hand.

Lori: Do you want to quit?

Christina just shook her head 'no' as she slowly stood up, she saw Stella running towards her so she side-stepped her. But then Stella jumped off the edge of the gate and went for a moonsault- but Christina caught her with a powerslam!

Lisa: And Christina catching Stella out of mid air with a hard powerslam on the hard ground, high risks and no reward there.

While Stella writhed in pain, Christina looked under the ring for a weapon to use. She pulled out a few chairs, a table, a ladder, and finally two kendo sticks. Everything but the sticks she put in the ring for later, she look towards Stella's groggy stance and started smacking her with the kendo sticks. The crowd winced at each snap of the wood across the girl's mid section.

Clyde: Christina treating Stella like a piñata, I don't think there's any candy in her.

Lisa: If there is, it wouldn't taste very good.

Christina continued to beat Stella with the sticks until the luchador style combatant got back in the ring, she followed suit and RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE. This caused her to drop the sticks and stumble into the corner, Stella than ran full speed at her and delivered a dropkick into the corner. She then gave her opponent two more corner dropkicks before Christina collapsed to the bottom turnbuckle. Lori went over to the seated Christina.

Lori: Do you want to quit?

Christina: Not a chance!

After hearing that, Stella took one of the chairs and laid it down on Christina. She then climbed up to the top turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring, Lincoln knew what she was going for.

Lincoln: My god, she's going for Coast to Coast!

Clyde: Shades of Smackdown Live's Commissioner Shane McMahon, a guy that has survived 20ft falls and a falling out of a helicopter.

Lisa: This is getting interesting.

Stella hyped the crowd up, the audience was motivating her to go for it. But when she jumped...

POW

Lisa: Oooo, knocked out of mid air by the chair.

Clyde: That momentary pause came back to bite her in the butt, not literally of course.

Christina stood up as Stella held her face in pain as a large gash under her eye appeared where part of the chair cut her, Lori kneeled beside her as she slowly moved Stella's mask up to wipe away the blood before asking her.

Lori: Stella, if you want to quit now just say so.

Stella: (Painfully) ….No!

Christina groaned at the refusal, so she then put the fallen Stella in a side headlock. Her arm cutting off any oxygen, but Stella was not giving up so easy no matter how much Lori asks her to quit. Christina kept the lock on her hold as Stella was starting to turn purple from the lack of circulation to the brain, Stella slowly got the two up to their feet. She then started giving Christina some punches to the gut to try and break the hold, she then lifted her up for a belly to back suplex. Stella slammed Christina down but the brunette held on, Stella then gave her another suplex and a third one that forced her to release the hold.

Lisa: Fascinating, after six minutes without the proper flow of oxygen Stella was able to deliver a hat trick of belly to back suplexes.

Clyde: But has the damage been done?

Clyde was right, Stella was gasping for air as she held her throat trying to regain her breath. Christina was somehow able to get up first, she saw Stella was still woozy from the headlock so she decided to end it now. So she had to bring out the big guns. And by that I mean she set up the table that was placed in the ring, she then set up a ladder.

Clyde: I think Christina is done playing games, and she wants to end this match in brutal fashion.

Lisa: I concur- what in Schrodinger's Cat is she doing now?

Every now saw Christina going outside to look under the ring again, they went eye wide as she pulled out a gallon of gasoline and a lighter.

Lincoln: I have a very bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.

Lincoln was right about that sick feeling, because Christina just poured the gasoline on the table and lit it on FIRE! Everyone gasped and some sickeningly cheered for the flames.

Lisa: HOLY QUACOMOLY! Has Christina gone insane!?

Clyde: This is getting too much for me! (faints)

Christina laughed as she dragged the still gasping Stella to the ladder, she tried to fight back but Christina just banged her head against the steel. She then took the microphone from Lori before climbing up the other side of the ladder while lifting Stella by the hair that stuck out of her mask, when she reached the top of the ladder she looked to the flaming table below before voicing an ultimatum for the mask girl as she twisted the hair.

Christina: Now Stella, there are two ways for you to get down. Either A) by saying the magic words and forfeiting the tournament, or B) you crash and BURN! The choice is yours.

She held the microphone to the panting girl.

Stella:...I (pant)…. pick...

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Christina raised an eyebrow before finding herself AND Stella flying off the ladder!

CRASH

Lisa: THE MADNESS, STELLA WITH A SPANISH FLY FROM THE LADDER ON THE FLAMING TABLE! I'm too shocked to even speak the scientific name for it.

Christina and Stella were both hurting, but Christina got the worse end of it, her back was burning as she flailed around like a fish out of water. Stella slowly pulled herself up on the ropes as she watched Lori go to the smoking brunette.

Lori: Christina, I know what you're gonna say but-

I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT!

(Ding, ding, ding)

Stella sighed in relief as the bell rang and Christina was getting medical treatment for her burns, she looked to Lincoln who understandably look traumatized at the closing moments of the match. She mouth an 'I'm sorry' as she stood up as she and Christina, who was getting aloe rubbed over her bare back, joined Lori in the center of the ring.

Bobby: Your winner, and moving on to the second round... Stella!

Said girl had her hand raised as her fans cheered for her, supporters of Christina still clapped for her showing. Afterwards Stella hugged the downtrodden Christina carefully as to not hurt, she whispered apologies to her for the Spanish Fly. But the brunette waved them off, and offered her congratulations. The two were then joined by the three commentators.

Lincoln: What the hell was that?! I can tolerate a tournament that determines who my girlfriend will be, but that's where I draw the line- (he felt a finger shut his mouth.

Christina: Shhhhh, it's okay Lincoln. We all knew the risks of these fights, and we're okay with them.

Stella: Because, in some way, shape or form, we all care about you. Us and sixteen others signed up willingly knowing we might get hurt, because sometimes it's worth a little pain. Like they say, 'What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger'.

The two then gave him a simultaneous kiss on his cheeks, Stella on the left and Christina on the right. Lisa walked up to the victorious Stella as Lincoln stood there with a blush.

Lisa: Stella, you just pulled off a major victory over a Loud House veteran and one time major villain in a Loud House fic. What's going through your mind?

Stella: Well Lisa, I have a lot of things on my mind right now. 1) I hope Christina is okay, 2) This contest is crazy, 3) this show and it's fandom is crazy, 4) maybe that crazy is what I needed to move on. Loud House fans are some of the most wildest and all over the place community I have ever seen, but I think that's why it fits the chaotic environment that is the Loud House. I hope that I can still be a part of the show before we turn into the next SpongeBob and Fairly Oddparents.

Lisa: Couldn't have said it better myself. Anyway you two, I ask that you leave your clothes here. For Stella you have a seat waiting for you in the Seats of Champions next to fellow advancement Tabby, and Christina you're not going away without some love tonight.

The two then nodded as Lisa and Clyde stepped out of the ring leaving Lincoln alone with his old and new crush. The two girls were intentionally making a show out of stripping as Christina slowly and methodically slid her leotard off her small frame, sending the white haired boy some wonton winks along the way. Though her chest was still flat, her erect nipples make up for it. Stella pulled her bra off, showing that her breasts have slowly developed. She also made some suggestive faces to Lincoln as she slid her shorts off her small but perky behind. Christina giving off a little shake as she slid the rest of her leotard off while Stella flicked away her mask, the two stood in front of Lincoln buck naked as Lincoln covered his growing tent with his hands.

Stella: (Whispers) see you after the tournament, Linky. (kisses him on the cheek).

She made her way to the chair next to a relaxing Tabby, she hopped on as the chair started massaging her aching body.

Stella: Aw yeah, that's the stuff.

Tabby: I k-k-k-k-k-k-kn-n-n-o-o-oo-o-w R-r-r-r-rr-r-rr-r-r-ig-ght.

Good thing the seats were underneath a gold tent, other wise Tabby would have been sunburned. Christina was handed her check for $500 as she made her way back to the house.

Lisa: Two girls moving on, only seven more to go. Who will joined Tabby and Stella? Who will leave the competition? Who's the next fight? What's gonna happen next?

Clyde: Find out next time on

FIGHT FOR THE LINK

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(With Christina)

The girl reached the last step and saw who was waiting for her on 'The Bed of Losers'.

"Really?"