Ice: You know what a good movie was?
Shino: Do I care?
Ice: Spirited Away.
Shino: Actually, that was a good movie.
Hinata: Are you guys going insane?
Ice: Already there, hotshot.
Hinata: Touché.
Ice: Anyway, I don't own the Sand Sibs. Oh, and the Naruto Abridged thing belongs to Vegeta3986 and MasakoX.
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What the hell is up
with Suna?
That is basically what Temari, Gaara, and Kankuro
thought, as they all pretty much just sat around. Temari was making
her fan shinier, Kankuro was repairing his puppet, and Gaara was
throwing sand at innocent people.
'Heh heh…fun…' Gaara was a bit…odd. Baki was in a ditch or something somewhere, so Temari was pretty much just looking after them.
"You wanna get on the internet?" Temari asked lazily.
"I heard there was an increase in insane people in Konoha because of that."
"No, no there wasn't. Shut up. Anyway, I'm getting on." Temari got up to sign in. Kankuro shrugged, and reluctantly followed. Gaara was tired of hurting people, so he went.
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"...so that's where you can get more drawings about…sand…and puppets."
"Just type in your name or something." Temari typed in her name in the URL bar.
"I am so totally badass. Wait a second…"
"OH MY F//KING GOD TEMARI!" Kankuro covered his brother's eyes.
"What? What happened?"
"WHAT IS WITH THESE RETARDS?! I'M NOT A LESBIAN, AND WHY THE HELL AM I NAKED?!" Temari stormed off to find the perverts.
"Oh…" Kankuro took his hand off of Gaara's eyes.
"Yeah…I'm typing my name in."
Meanwhile…
"Eeh! That's what Kankuro's hair looks like underneath that?!"
Back at Suna…
"For some reason, I feel like I want to punch Kiba…Anyway." Kankuro typed in his name.
"Oh. My freaking. God."
"OH MY GOD KANKURO/snort/ THAT IS JUST SO RETARDEDLY FUNNY!"
"I DO NOT HAVE INTIMATE RELATIONS WITH MY F//KING PUPPET! GOD!" Kankuro stormed off to go destroy some things. After Gaara contained himself, he remembered a website someone told him about. You tube, or something. He typed in Naruto the Abridged Series by learning that from Matsuri, (A/N: Matsuri is his student) he found the thing, and clicked on a random episode, episode eleven.
He laughed as they made fun of Pre-Timeskip Sakura.
"Wait, what the crap? Is that me?!" He shrugged; the guy who voiced him actually matched him nicely…
"I'm Temari, I'm Vegeta3986's girlfriend!"
'Vegeta, what are you doing?!'
'Shut up and go along with it, man!'
'No, give me the mic!'
'-Insert microphone fighting over sounds-'
'God, you're acting like a kid… now where were we?'
"Sorry Naruto, but I'm going out with MasakoX." A girl he somehow knew as Hinata said.
'WHAT THE F//K!? YOU GODDAMN HIPOCRYITE!'
'-Insert microphone fighting over sounds-'
'Now where were we…oh yeah.'
"I'm Temari, Vegeta3986's girlfriend. He's awesome."
"And I'm Gaara. Of the funk."
'um cha, um cha, um cha, um cha'
'GAARA OF THE FUNK!'
He laughed very hard. Even though it was incredibly retarded, it was still funny.
"Now to type my name in back at that Deviantart website…"
"WHAT THE F//K?! WHY AM I NAKED…WITH ROCK LEE? HELL, WHY AM I NAKED PERIOD?!" His spirits dampened. He was now going to kill something.
"Or maybe watch more Naruto Abridged. Yeah, that'll do."
Gaara watched more.
"The funk wasn't with you. DIE. Funk Coffin!" Naruto A. Gaara said after beating someone in DDR.
'um cha, um cha, um cha, OH!'
'Ooh yeah!'
"You wanna try?"
"Sorry, but we only play beatmania."
"…You guys are so f//king dead."
"…Lol."
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Moral: Sometimes, girls get pissed off at being drawn naked. And guys don't fornicate with puppets. And Gaara doesn't love Lee. Didn't you see that one episode where they nearly killed the other one? Or did you miss that? OH SNAP YOU JUST GOT PWND.
The more you know…
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Hinata: Who's MasakoX?
Ice: He's this dude.
Shino: …WTF.
Hinata: You watch N.A. too much.
Ice: Yeah well, you stalk Naruto too much.
Hinata: ………..
Ice: Yeah well, R&R and no flames.
Shino: Heh, heh, heh, moo.
