Warning: This parody fic has trigger-y elements including but not limited to fat logic, eating disorders, body image, misogyny, misandry etc so read at your own risk.
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Episode Seventeen: Diet of Death
Shiori, Juri's long time rival, lives by the motto "Be healthily thin, and you'll always be 'in'." Her idea of 'healthily thin', however, involves the I-eat-nothing-except-a-block-of-cheese-whenever-I-feel-faint diet she found somewhere online. Crumbled by how Juri's waist/hip ratio has become lower than hers post-active-lifestyle, Shiori turns to Mikage's thinspo site for solution. There, she is to discover this revolutionary practice by the name of Breatharianism – the attempt to live exclusively on light and air . . .
Episode Eighteen: Mitsuru's Get Cut Plans
Mistsuru, Nanami's 9 yr old errand boy, attempts to get the trendy adonis belt to impress during swim class. Turning to Mikage's trusty site, he learns how anyone will get the desirable v cut when under 7 percent body fat. It is again up to Utena to teach the importance of healthy fitness to the misled child.
Episode Nineteen: The Onion Diet
Wakaba's old friend Tatsuya reveals how he once overcame childhood obesity by replacing all carbs with onions. Wakaba, however, decides that diet pills that offer instant results are more her thing.
Episode Twenty: Wakaba will Eat Leaves Gladly
Turns out that Wakaba is getting her diet pills from Saionji, who has been surviving as a paid correspondence at Mikage's site. The high trips she gets from the nifty stuff causes her to humiliate herself by doing unthinkably strange things in public. Eventually, she gets saved by Utena slapping some sense back into.
