First: I want to apologize for the wait T-T I was having a major road-block on this; I had it all down in my head but couldn't seem to get it on the damn paper/computer I'm sorry.

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Disclaimer: If I owned KHR, a lot of fangirls would have died from bloodloss by now. But I do own the saying 'I swear to all that is high mighty and holy' (at least I think I do °n°)

Warnings: OoC, sucky chapter

Beta read by: Voltrix Zee Horo (whom I worship)

thisisalinebreak............thisisalinebreak...........lulwhutmindcontrol............thisisalinebreak.........

Bel was currently laying on his bed in the room that Lussuria had provided him with all those years ago. And he was glaring at the ceiling, his hair falling away from his face and revealing his eyes.

"Tch. Idiot." He mumbled to himself. He closed his eyes and remembered the events of that day.

Bel couldn't move.

Everything seemed like it was in slow motion, he was staring across the hallway at the person coming towards him, his lungs had stopped functioning and his heart seemed to be trying to make up for them by beating ten times as fast, it was probably lucky his hair was in front of his eyes, as they would have probably fallen out by now if the long bangs weren't holding them in their sockets as the blond took him in, he had shoulder length green hair, he was wearing the obligatory Varia high school uniform, his cute little birthmarks at the corner of his eyes that he hadn't noticed the first time he had laid his eyes on him, and those eyes. Those beautiful green eyes that had first captivated him, he would recognize them anywhere, even though they appeared to have lost that little spark to them, it was still him; his little frog.

Okay, so maybe he couldn't remember much else of the day but, who cared?
He was refusing to admit to himself that he had been upset at the fact that Fran had simply carried on his way, crossing the prince and not even sparing him a glance. He hadn't exactly expected a fluffy reunion filled with flowers and shoujo backgrounds, after all, the kid wouldn't even remember him, let alone recognize him. But still! He had at least expected something. An acknowledgment of his presence would have been a nice start. But he had just been completely ignored. And then he had been rather brutally pulled out of his slow motion staring frenzy by Squalo's perpetually loud shouting of

"VOI! Bel! What the fuck are you doing? The bell just rang! We're gonna be late if you keep spacing out like that!"

Bel sighed, he felt kind of stupid really, he hadn't been able to concentrate in class, and he'd been blatantly staring -not that anyone had noticed with his hair covering his eyes- at the green haired youth all throughout lunch.

"Bel-chaan~! Dinner is served~!" Lussuria's loud voice interrupted his thoughts as he yelled up the stairs.

The blond sighed again -he'd been doing that a lot lately- he was not looking forward to dinner.

Why? Because he'd had Lussuria for his first period, and the mohawked man being his usual self, would have definitely noticed something off about the prince. And Bel was currently praying to all that was high mighty and holy that the gay English teacher wouldn't mention it at dinner.


Dinner had been, much to Bel's relief, uneventful -after all, the fact that Xanxus had been scowling at his food as if it had insulted his mother, Squalo was yelling at the top of his lungs about something or the other and Lussuria... well he was just Lussuria, were normal occurrences.

Bel was, once again, lounging on his bed when there was a knock on his door, and he knew immediately who it was, hoping that he would go away if he simply pretended he hadn't heard anything.

Another knock and

"Bel-chan~ I'm coming in~" Bel frowned, he knew he'd been asking for a miracle when he'd hoped the mohawked man wouldn't enter. He decided it would be better to just put on his grin and get it over with, so he did just that

"What do you want, pedo?" The blond had taken to calling Lussuria that ever since he'd arrived at the house, and hadn't stopped calling him that, not even in class.

"Beeeel~! You should know what I want!" Bel twitched and thought 'That sounded so wrong.'

"Ushishi, as a matter of fact I don't. Now go away." And he flopped back down onto his bed.

At this, Lussuria pouted somewhat.

"Bel! You know you can't hide anything from me~! I noticed your odd behavior in class this morning! And at dinner you didn't even insult Squalo! Now tell me what's wrong."

"Why should I, pedo?" Was Bel's annoyed answer.

"I'll stop making you lunch so you'll have to eat the cafeteria food." At this the prince's eyes widened a fraction in panic before regaining their normal size, he'd just bribe Squalo into giving him some of his lu-

"And I'll make sure no one gives you any of their lunch." 'Shit'

"Tch! Fine! You remember that kid I told you about." It was a statement more than a question. Bel didn't do asking.

"The one that your brother killed and in turn made you kill him? Yes, of course I do! You spoke about him so passionately! It was adorable~" Lussuria swooned slightly at the memory, Bel looked slightly disturbed.

"Yeah him. Anyway, he's alive." This earned him a jaw-drop from the teacher.

"Wha-?"

"He's alive, and he's a first year at school." Bel continued, choosing to ignore the gobsmacked look on his adoptive-mother's (because Lussuria had once scolded them for saying he was their adoptive-father) face.

Lussuria took a while to regain his composure, but when he did.

"Oh my~! Isn't this wonderful~!? The prince separated from his beautiful beloved! Reunited once more~!" He sounded much too gleeful for Bel's liking.

"Whatever, if you say so, the kid doesn't even remember me, hasn't even acknowledged the fact that I exist. So stop being all ecstatic and stuff, I might have to stab you." At this, Lussuria gasped.

"Oh no! My adorable Bel-chan's love is unrequited! I must do something abo-OOF!" And he was promptly cut off by a geometry book hitting him square in the face.

"I am not in love with that green-eyed brat! And I swear to all that is high mighty and holy, Lussuria, if you even try anything funny, even your ancestor's grandparents will feel the pain."

Bel seethed.

Lussuria gulped.

"Bu-"

Bel threw another book at him, history this time, it was heavier.

Lussuria pouted.

Bel grinned.

Lussuria opened his mouth.

Bel grinned wider and pulled something out of his pocket.

And Lussuria ran out of the room screaming bloody murder.

The next day, Bel walked to school with his two friends, Lussuria only starting classes in the third period would be driving to school later, even though the school was only about five blocks away and Lussuria was still slightly upset with Bel. But the youngsters had learned long ago not to question 'mama-Luss' and his (her?) ways. The day passed uneventfully, if you ignored the fact that Bel had (again) been staring at someone during lunch break, and Xanxus being stalked by some weird kid with spiky black hair and a really creepy face covered in piercings, with the blond managing to sort of pay attention in class again.


A week had passed, and it was Monday again, Lussuria had asked him to stay after class, which was odd, because if the pedo-mother ever had anything to say or ask he'd wait until they were home because it gave him an excuse to enter the prince's room.

"Bel-chan, you are going to tutor someone for me." Bel looked at Lussuria as if he had grown a second head.

"You're joking right? You know people would rather play in traffic at rush hour than get too close to me right?" And he was quite proud of that fact too.

"No honey~ I'm not joking~ one of the underclass men are having terrible trouble in English and seeing as you're the best student I have I want you to tutor him~!" Bel twitched slightly.

"And why can't you do it?"

"Because darling~! It's better if someone in his age group helps him~!"

"Ushishishi~ which actually means, that he'd be more comfortable being taught by a deranged murderer than a gay pedo." Lussuria seemed to take that for a consent and walked to the door saying

"You can come in now dear~ I'll present your new tutor to you~!" And the blond heard a calm and bland voice reply

"It's okay Lussuria sir, I don't really need a tutor, I'm sure I can manage by myself." And as the boy entered the room and Bel caught sight of him a loud yell of

"LUSSURIAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Could be heard throughout the entire school.

"VOII! What the fuck?! Was that the crazy prince yelling just then?!" Xanxus just smirked and a loud swoon could be heard from behind them as the stalker-kid fainted.

"Sounds like the kid's finally snapped."


A.N: Bleh! It sucks T-T I know it does. Please don't kill me!

Bel: You enjoy torturing me don't you?

Me: But Belly-baby! I'm only doing it so that you and your green-angel can live happily ever after!

Bel: Belly.... baby? *twitch*

Fran: I would run if I were you.

Me: Frannie! When did you get here? ^^

Fran: Frannie?

Bel: *grabs knives and chases me*

Me: EEP!* runs*

Fran: Oh! I smell mama-Luss's cookies. *Leaves to go eat fresh cookies*

Sorry about that, I'm on a bit of a sugar high ^^' ALSO! On another note! There's a poll on my profile if anyone's interested and bored!

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