Flames of Desire: A Completely Inappropriate FMA Yaoi

Starring: Colonel Roy Mustang

Co-Starring: Brigadier General Maes Hughes, 2nd Lieutenant Jean Havoc

With appearances by: Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, 2nd Lt. Heymans Breda, Warrant Officer Vato Falman, Sergeant Major Kain Fuery, Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye, Winry Rockbell, Major Armstrong (barely lol)

Takes place: At no REAL point in time during either series…I guess you could say it takes place just before the death of Lust in Brotherhood, but BG Hughes is still very much alive (cuz, let's face it, it'd be weird if he wasn't in this this story's case)

Notes from RenaiPink: I did my best to keep all the characters in, well, character. I have watched both FMA and FMA: Brotherhood, but I am by no means an FMA-ologist, so if you notice weird things that don't really fit with the story, don't let it bother you too much. We all know why I wrote this and we all know why you're reading it (I think) Anyway, constructive criticism is always appreciated! I want to give a special shout-out to my Beta, RenaiBlue~


Chapter 4: "I really want to be with you…I think."

The rest of the day went off without a hitch. Mustang sat at his desk and talked on the phone with several different women. Hawkeye rolled her eyes and the rest of the crew hunkered down and did their paperwork, all except for Havoc, whose eyes never left the Colonel.

"You can stare at him all you want, but you'll have to talk to the girls themselves to get a date," 2nd Lieutenant Breda joked.

"Ha, yeah," Havoc faked a smile.

Finally, the day was over and everyone was getting ready to leave.

"Jean, will you be joining us tonight?" Sergeant Major Kain Fuery questioned.

"Yeah, it'll be really fun!" Breda clapped the taller man on the back. "Plenty o'girls there."

"I might catch up with you later," Havoc responded. There was a pregnant pause. "Uh, the Colonel needs to see me again before I leave."

"Okay, man, we'll see you later," Falman nodded and the team exited. Havoc walked to the door and shut it, turning toward the Colonel.

"Colonel Mustang," he addressed his superior officer.

"2nd Lieutenant Havoc," the Colonel responded. The dark-haired man had the whole day to think it over and he decided that perhaps using his authority was the best way to end this matter.

"Permission to speak freely, Sir?" Havoc stood straight up, arms at his sides.

"Granted," Mustang put his elbows on his desk and rested his chin on his laced fingers. Havoc let his shoulders sag as he walked to the Colonel's desk.

"About earlier," the blonde began.

"Think nothing of it, Lieutenant," the dark-haired man waved a hand in dismissal, "we all do crazy things when it's been awhile."

"No, Sir, I," but Mustang cut him off.

"I can forgive this instance so long as you say nothing," Roy paused and looked Havoc dead in the eyes, "and I mean nothing about this to anyone."

"If you want me to keep silent, I will, but, Sir…" the taller man swallowed nervously. "I can't stop thinking about it…about you."

"I think it would be better if neither one of us mentioned this again," Mustang's voice was deeper now, harsher.

"But Roy, I," Havoc was cut off once again.

"You will address me as Colonel Mustang," fire crackled around the Colonel's now-gloved hand.

"Colonel Mustang," Havoc paused and swallowed again, hands shaking, "I really want to be with you…" he licked his lips nervously, "I think."

"You think…" Mustang blinked, taken by surprise.

"I can't get you out of my head…" Havoc walked over the Colonel's desk. Mustang stood up, ready for a fight. The blonde rolled the Colonel's chair aside and sandwiched the dark-haired man between himself and the desk, much like he'd seen the Brigadier General do the evening before. "I've never felt this way about anyone…"

"Havoc…" Mustang threatened darkly.

"I know, it came as a shock to me, too," the blonde gave a lopsided grin and then his features took on a depressed visage. "Especially because I've never even dated a girl under a C-cup before!" But Havoc grew serious again. "I can't stop myself from wanting to undress, touch you and…." He paused, trying to find his courage, "Fuck you."

The Colonel was speechless. Even with his monthly attacks from Maes Hughes, it never went beyond a hand or a mouth. He wasn't even sure on how sex between two males would work.

"Havoc, I think you need to take some leave time," Mustang tried to change the subject. "I hear Xing is really nice this time of year."

"No," Havoc leaned closer to the Colonel, their foreheads touching. "I want you…right here, right now."

Lieutenant Hawkeye was just about to walk back into the office when she saw two familiar faces. Well, one familiar face and one familiar helmet.

"Lieutenant Hawkeye," came the young voice of Alphonse Elric from the large suit of armor. "How are you?"

"Hello boys," the blonde woman smiled. "How was your trip?"

"The trip was fine," Edward growled in a tired voice, "it was the Major's constant babysitting that was annoying as hell."

"Sorry to hear that," the Lieutenant chuckled.

"Anyway, is the Colonel in?" Edward smiled up at her. "We've got some news to share with him."

"Yes, he's in, but I believe he's meeting with 2nd Lieutenant Havoc at the moment," Riza said, "if you'd like, I can step in and see if he can see you now."

"That's okay, I'll just take a peek," Alphonse offered. He was tall enough to see into the window above the door. Suddenly, the large suit of armor froze. "Well, he seems busy, maybe we should come back later." He grabbed his brother and began dragging him down the hallway.

"Hey, wait a second…Al, c'mon!" Edward growled, pulling himself free. "We need to speak with the Colonel."

"Well, you two are welcome to wait here," Riza looked at her watch," I didn't realize it was so late. I'll see you two later," with that, she walked briskly down the hallway.

"Alright, let's tell the Colonel what we know," Edward walked back toward the door.

"Brother, no!" Alphonse shouted.

"Why the hell not?" the shorter brother folded his arms over his chest.

"Ah, well, it's because," Alphonse looked every which way, but at his brother.

"Whatever," Edward put his hand on the doorknob and Al stopped him.

"He's in the middle of something, Brother," the younger boy said seriously.

"Well this is important, what he's doing can wait," Ed frowned.

"No, I mean," Al sighed, "you're too short to see, but…"

"What do you mean, so short I couldn't possibly even think about talking to the Colonel because he might mistake me for a bug?!" Edward exploded.

"Brother, I didn't say anything like that," Al dropped his head. "Fine, I'll show you," before asking permission he lifted his brother up to look through the window. Ed froze and his eyes grew wide.

Colonel Mustang was, indeed, in his office and he was with 2nd Lieutenant Havoc, but what the boys saw was no ordinary meeting. The Colonel was on his back on top of his desk with his subordinate above him.

"Roy…" Havoc moaned as he slid in and out of the dark-haired man. Their clothes were in a pile on the floor next to the desk. "Shit…Roy…" he gasped.

"I told you to, ugh, call me Colonel," Mustang moaned and threw his head back. "H-harder…" he ordered.

"Only you can still give orders when another man is inside you," Havoc chuckled and then the Colonel held a gloved hand to the side of the younger man's face, fingers ready to ignite. "Where were you keeping that?"

"That's none of your concern," Mustang glared and then gasped, eyes closing and gloved hand grasping at the back of the 2nd Lieutenant's neck. "Harder, damnit…" Havoc didn't waste any time, he began pumping into the other man.

"They're…" Edward licked his suddenly very dry lips and blinked. "Al…Al, put me down." Alphonse was frozen, having seen the display as well. "Damnit, Al, put me down!" his older brother shouted.

"S-sorry, Brother," the suit of armor set his brother on the ground. "We should go."

"Yes, the Colonel is busy…" Ed blushed darker than his red jacket. The two brothers walked out of the building without saying a word. They walked through the streets of Central in silence. Then they finally made it to their military-issued hotel rooms.

"Where have you two been?" Winry put her hands on her hips. "You left me at the train station with the Major," she paused shaking her head, "claiming you had to see the Colonel with some urgent news and then…" she trailed off. Both boys were looking away from her. "What happened?"

Edward pushed past her and walked into his room, shutting the door behind him.

"The Colonel was busy, we'll talk to him later," Al explained and walked into his own room, leaving Winry alone in the hallway.

"Ed…Al…" she furrowed her brow.

"Ah, Miss Rockbell, there you are!" the Major's voice carried down the long hallway. "I believe I owe you dinner!" Before she could say a word, she was dragged down the hall.

"How were they…" Edward sat on his bed and fell backward onto the comforter. "The Colonel and…the Lieutenant, they were…" he swallowed. He reached his good hand forward and cupped his arousal through his pants. He let out a shaky breath. He was still hard from what he had seen.

"What does it feel like?" he wondered aloud. Ed unzipped his pants and breathed a sigh of relief as he eased the pressure on his arousal. "Haah…" he moaned as he slid his left hand up and down. He tried his best to remember the scene in the office. The way the Colonel's face looked when Havoc slid all the way inside him. The pink stain on the usually pale man's cheeks; the way his eyes slid closed as a moan escaped his mouth. Ed could feel himself getting closer. "C-Colonel," he gasped as he came. He put his automail arm over his eyes as he tried to catch his breath. The cool metal felt good against his heated skin. "Damn…"

(AN: Okay, I know I said his "good" hand, but I wasn't sure how to word it..."human" hand would have sounded even weirder...)

Okay, so I told you the Elrics would make an appearance! I'm trying not to be stereotypical here... Anyway, what did you all think? I hope you liked it! I know I haven't really shown an entire "scene" yet, but I'm working toward it. I really hope you like the story. I'm tempted to post chapter 5 now...gah...but I have to have RenaiBlue-beta-sama take a look at it first. I'm sure it's filled with plot-holes and spelling errors.

Anyhoo, here's to Jean and Roy's happily ever after...or something like that. Tune in next time for more drama and deliciousness!