Disclaimer: Once again, I don't own anything, not even these pants.
Hawkeye Isn't Here...
To My Lovely Shrimp,
I have a couple of notes for you, if you wish to continue your eloquent endeavors.
'Thee' is 'you' if you are not the subject of the sentence. "I saw Pekingese yesterday and was reminded of thee."
'Thou' is 'you' if you are the subject of a sentence. "Thou have the same hair and cute little scrunched up face as a Pekingese."
'Thy' is 'your' if it is the subject of a sentence. "Thy face is adorably Pekingese when you angry."
("I'm impressed Sir." "As you should be, you have no idea what I had to go through to learn this." "I saw Major Armstrong this morning." "…You really do have hawk eyes, don't you?" "Do your paperwork Sir; I'll be right back with a fresh stack.") Now that you have that small strip of my infinite wisdom, you can have a better day knowing you know slightly more than you knew before. ("If you aren't going to do your paperwork, at least write something worth while." looks around "Your not even in the room!" "Hawk eyes Sir.")
I have also included a dictionary for you. It seems in your earnest to outdo me, you have forgotten the definition of some words, one in particular. ("That's too vague, Edward won't get it." "Do you even get it?" "…no…") I just wanted to say I'd never forget you either.
Hawkeye isn't here
looking over my shoulder.
So I have freedom to slack
and I put my feet up bolder.
("I'm right here." "I know." "You wrote me a poem to prove… what?" "That I know your there." "What about Edward's poem? I think you should at least answer him properly. He just told you he loved you." "No he didn't, that's the point. I have to draw it out of him and what's the best way to force Edward Elric to do anything?" "Make him think it was his idea Sir?" "Exactly.")Sincerely
-I hate you more than more than more.
("Really mature Sir." "Watch a master at work Hawkeye, just watch.")
Well I'm running late for class, so I guess I should start running.
-Rix
