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Chapter 4: Flirting with the pizza guy
Several minutes passed, and we finally saw Alice/Edward come down the stairs. She was skipping down the stairs and that made Jasper, Rosalie and me laugh really hard. As soon as she was done skipping down the stairs she asked, "Why are guys laughing at me?"
Rosalie spoke, "'Cause"--she giggled-- "you make Edward look gay!" Alice smiled devilishly and looked at Edward/Alice. Edward glared at her and raised an eyebrow.
"REVENGE!!" she yelled. Edward growled.
"So, that's how you want to play it, eh?" he smirked. That could only mean one--!
"Yeah, yeah...now!" she started getting hyper. "Presenting...drum roll please!!" Nothing happened.
"Drum roll please!!" Again, nothing happened. A cricket chirped, then I heard a squash. I looked at Jasper/Rosalie and he was glaring at the cricket that he squashed with the heel of Rosalie's shoe.
"Stupid cricket." he muttered. "Every time it's quiet, they ruin it." Rosalie/Jasper gasped.
"You put icky bug goo on the heels of my shoe!!" she glared at Jasper.
"Hey!" Alice said. "That rhymes, Rose! Goo! Shoe! Get it?!" She glared at Alice now.
"No way!" Rosalie said sarcastically. I heard Emmett yell. I turned around and saw him leaning on the rail of stairs for support. He looked up to me with a horrified expression.
"Ugh! That's all I gotta say! Ugh!" he groaned. I heard Edward gasp. Why is everybody gasping now? Edward was gawking at Emmett. He turned to me.
"You look ho--beautiful, Bella!" Edward Cullen was about to...hot?! I heard Emmett scoff.
"Excuse me?" he said in a girly voice. That was so not me. "I'm using her body, eagle me!" We all laughed.
"It's ergo, Emmett!" I corrected him.
"You say tomato, I say chicken!" he disagreed. That made us laugh more. Suddenly, the doorbell rang.
"Who's that?" Edward asked. Alice and Emmett beamed at us.
"Pizza guy and or girl!" They said in unison. Emmett went over to answer the door. He opened the door. A guy with a hat on that says 'Pizza Hut' was there. He was a simple kind of guy. Brown spiky hair and dark blue eyes. He looked at me and quickly looked away. Everybody's scared of the big, scary teddy bear. He looked at Emmett and blushed a little. I heard Alice gag. I looked at her confused.
"He's thinking nasty thoughts about you...your body. I mean." Alice said in a voice that only vampires can hear. Edward growled. I grimaced at him. All the positive things I thought about him were washed away.
"Here's your pepperoni pizza. That will be five dollars, please." He was still blushing. Emmett smirked.
"I don't have any money." he said in a flirtatiously voice. My mouth opened. Everybody else's mouth opened too. Emmett was twirling my hair and giving puppy-dog looks to the guy. The Pizza guy was blushing hard now. Poor guy...
"Um...uh...Th-that's o-okay...um...h-here o-on the house!" he was stuttering. Emmett smiled and took the pizza from him.
"Thanks!!" he said. The guy left and Emmett closed the door. I heard Alice gag again and Edward growled again. Emmett came and started eating the pizza. We all grimaced. "You know Bella..."--he took a bite of the pizza--"you should flirt with pizza guys to get it for free. You gotta admit, you're pretty hot!"
"Emmett..." Edward glared at him. "I will not allow you to use Bella's body for all of those absurd things! And it's not lady-like to talk with your mouth full!" Emmett rolled his eyes.
"Whatever..." he walked to the kitchen. Edward suddenly had a vision and turned to glare at Alice.
"No, and these visions are annoying!" he was...annoyed. Alice looked at him.
"Hey! Your mind-reading powers are annoying too!" she said annoyed. Edward chuckled.
"Welcome to my world." he said. Alice scowled at him and then, grinned.
"Ditto." Then, she started clapping and jumping again. "Bella's right! You're good at distractions!"
Edward sighed. "Alice, please no." he pleaded.
Cliff-hanger!! I think you guys need some torture...Ha ha!! What is Alice planning now?!
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Monica-san
