Alright, time to do an episode for this chapter. I'm planning to do this every four to five chapters each, that's the plan at least, i don't know.

And also, enjoy this chapter if you didn't know, figured i should say that.


Aaron woke up to the usual sunrise, he looked outside with a happy smile. He's now been in Peach Creek for two months, a lot has happened in that time. He had to deal with a sprinkler party going on at Nazz's to which the Ed's left during the night since they lost their tiny speedo's (to which Aaron wore blue swimming trunks since he isn't as dumb as them), Eddy and Double D had tried to teach Ed social graces (it failed seeing Ed isn't as moldable as most would think), Aaron along with Double D and Eddy helping babysit Sarah (Ed's sister) which went pretty well since Aaron had helped them stay mostly in line, tried to help Eddy grow taller with a machine to which that failed, and a lot more (Basically all of season one with Aaron not doing much to change continuity except for the Treehouse, they got that back). It was a crazy two months for him, he's been continuously keeping up on what's going back at Apple Ocean City, they're still underhanded in finding Aaron but they have been making some progress which is good for them but bad for Aaron since it meant they might find him sooner or later. Hopefully later in Aaron's opinion. Also during this time, Aaron got to know the Ed's a bit more, learning a bit more about what they liked and did. They learned more about Aaron (they still didn't know about what happened back in Apple Ocean City or even were made aware of it) and actually started to play video games with him. Double D didn't really enjoy the cart racing as he felt like he was hurting them while Ed and Eddy enjoyed it, Aaron later introduced Double D to a genre he knew he would love relating to puzzles. Of course, the smarter one of the Ed's enjoyed it, Aaron gave him recommendations on where he would be able to get the consoles and the games. Other than that, not much changed amongst the group.

"Welp, time to go to the junkyard." Aaron said with a smile on his face

Aaron had found out about the junkyard with the Ed's since they kind of wanted to see a move that's only for adults, they fell into the junkyard, Aaron kept his cool while the others had pretended they were on an alien planet as Aaron pretended to be the 'navigator' since he didn't have all that much to do and ever since that day. They went around and looked for stuff and hung out in it, Aaron had an idea of one day rebuilding it since the parts were actually replaceable. That was when they were gonna go to high school however. Aaron had arrived at the junkyard to see the Ed's messing around with a pipe, Aaron had decided to let himself be known.

"Hey guys." Aaron said with a wave

The Ed's looked at Aaron and smiled, they walked over and the four had now started their journey through the junkyard. They later found a box with something in it, Aaron walked over and opened it.

"Let's see, turkey basters?" Aaron said to himself

The others walked over and they looked into it and indeed they saw turkey basters. Made by a non-descript company from what Aaron can tell.

"Yeah right." Eddy said

"Well what do you think Mr. Cash Money Mcgee?" Aaron asked with a smirk

Eddy picked one of the turkey basters up with a smile.

"What we have here, is a squirt gun." Eddy said

"Never seen that type before." Double D said

"It's Canadian." Eddy said

Eddy then stuck the turkey baster into some water, sucked some water out, aimed it at Ed and fired out a shot. Aaron looked mildly impressed.

"Okay, you might be right about it being a squirt gun because no turkey baster can fire that far." Aaron said

"One man's trash is another man's treasure i suppose." Double D said as Ed and Eddy shot each other with the 'squirt guns'

"Too true D, too true." Aaron said

Aaron decided to call Double D that since it just made it easier to say in a more stressful or casual situation.

Later

Aaron is now wearing a brown cowboy hat with a green bandanna tied around his neck, he stood with Eddy who had a white cowboy hat with a lime green bandanna tied around his neck, Double D wearing a navy blue bowler hat, and Ed was wearing a blue tie and a red fez (Aaron thought the fez was pretty cool). They had shown off the turkey basters to the other kids and the Cul-De-Sac had turned into a wild west area. Currently, Eddy was arguing with Rolf on the tax he installed.

"Pay tax or suffer Mafia's wrath." Eddy said

"Wrong universe Eddy." Aaron said in the background

Eddy ignored that and continued to argue, meanwhile Aaron noticed Sarah was bandaging Jimmy's arm, Aaron walked over.

"Want me to help?" Aaron asked

"Hmm, what can you do to help?" Sarah asked

"I do know some medical stuff." Aaron said

Aaron unwrapped the bandage and looked at Jimmy's arm, Aaron hummed in thought. He got out a bottle of something along with a cotton ball, he put some of whatever was in the bottle into the cotton and gently rubbed it over. Jimmy winced a little, after a bit, Aaron had then got out a small jar. Aaron put two of his fingers in it and scooped a bit out, he gently rubbed it on his arm. Aaron then re-dressed it, patting Jimmy's shoulder.

"It should heal up in about an hour." Aaron said

"Thanks Aaron!" Jimmy said

"No prob, i've gotten myself hurt enough to know to carry medical supplies." Aaron said

Sarah and Jimmy walked away happily, Aaron sighed happily.

"Another job well done." Aaron said

Shortly afterward he noticed Eddy walking up to them, Aaron sighed and walked over as Sarah and Eddy started to argue.

"Eddy, what are you doing?" Aaron asked wearily

"She needs to pay the tax for Jimmy's wound being tended to!" Eddy said

"Eddy, i did free of charge, listen. You don't need to charge everyone a tax, that's how a true marshall works." Aaron said

That's when they suddenly heard this.

"RUNAWAY WAGON!"

A wagon had rolled down the hill, Aaron reacted quickly and stopped the wagon with his bare hands, causing him to go back a little. Aaron opened it and looked inside to see a bound Jonny (he found out his name over the two months he had now spent here) with Plank nearby face-down. Aaron untied Jonny, got out some water and helped him out.

"My god, what happened to you Jonny?" Aaron asked

Jonny took a sip of the water Aaron gave him.

"We were ambushed." Jonny said in a serious tone

"OH! What happened?" Aaron asked

"They had circled our wagon, look at what they did to Plank." Jonny said

Aaron picked up Plank, his face now had pink circles, black eyelashes, and red lips. He also smelled like fresh-cut spring flowers with a hint of lemon, while the smell was nice. The person who did it still was a jerk for doing it.

"Well Jonny, you can count on me to find the outlaws who did this. They'll get their due justice yet." Aaron said

"Thank you." Jonny said

"You sit here, drink the water, and try to get Plank cleaned up. Ed, Double D, Eddy. We're going after them." Aaron said

The Ed's looked at Aaron, Eddy then had an angry looked and stepped up to Aaron.

"What makes you the one to say that?!" Eddy asked

"Eddy, i got the information. Listen, if we're gonna find out who did this, we first need out who did this." Aaron said

"That would be us." A familiar gruff voice said

Aaron looked over to see the Kankers, turkey basters in hand, Aaron sighed and got out his own.

"Lee Kanker, you've have been found accused of assault and vandalism to another person's property. What say you?" Aaron said/asked

"Hmm, i say that we did it." Lee said

"Then you have been proven guilty, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law amongst your fellow peers." Aaron said

"Girls, should we use Eau de Woodrot or Krankshaft Number 5?" Lee asked

"I say Krankshaft!" Marie said

"I agree on using Krankshaft!" May said

Lee then grinned as she pulled out a bottle with a caramel colored liquid in a clear bottle with a drive shaft on it.

"Krankshaft it is." She said

"You're not the only one who carries a bottle of perfume... for some reason." Aaron said

Aaron then pulled out a bottle with a rose-colored liquid in it with golden words written on it.

"This is called Ode to Joy." Aaron said, filling a turkey baster up with the liquid

"Now get acquainted." Aaron simply said, pointing the turkey baster at them

Lee and Aaron fired a shot at the same time, the two shots colliding in the middle, canceling each other out. Lee fired out another shot to which Aaron dodge rolled out of the way, Aaron fired a shot at her which also missed. This went on for ten minutes until Lee ran out of Kankershaft, Lee sighed and seemed to look at Aaron with a serious look.

"We'll continue this later, meet us at the construction site." Lee said

The Kankers then went away, Aaron sighed as he looked at the Ed's.

"I've got an idea that might just work, so please listen to me." Aaron said

Aaron then got the Ed's into a huddle.

An hour later

The Ed's and Aaron walked into the construction site and saw no one was there, Aaron raised a modified version of the turkey baster which now actually made it a squirt gun. It had a plastic handle with a trigger, the turkey baster was now actually a thing to physically refill to put into the gun in order to use it, it had a small hole in the center which made firing it at people more accurate. Aaron had a water bottle hanging from his pants, Aaron stood with the Ed's who didn't have modified version except for Double D who was carrying a turkey baster Gatling gun. Ed and Eddy, however, actually carried more than one. Eddy carried two and Ed carried three, holding the third in his teeth, Aaron then yelled this.

"We're here to finish this, so get out here already!"

The Kankers came out of their spot, standing on a small concrete bump.

"Well boys, are we ready?" Lee asked

Aaron and Eddy nodded, meanwhile Ed and Double D were clinging to each other afraid. The two parties started each other down, Aaron made the first shot which hit Lee. Lee was shocked to see it hit her, Aaron smiled.

"Meet the Canadian Baster Mark I. Mark's II and II are still going under testing." Aaron said

"Hmm, lucky sho-"

Aaron shot her again before she could finish, she growled in anger and got out her turkey baster which was filled with an orange liquid. She aimed it at Aaron and fired, Aaron dodge rolled out of the way as Lee fired another shot. Aaron noticed this and felt time around him slow down, Aaron then jumped high into the air and aimed the CB Mark I at her. He fired ten shots in a single second, it hit her nine times as she dodged the first of the ten shots. Aaron landed as a superhero would, the Ed's and the Kanker's looked at Aaron shocked. Aaron slowly got up as the wind blew through his hair, making him look dramatic as he had a determined glint in his eyes.

"Lay down your arms and we may forgive you for crimes." Aaron said

Lee looked at him shocked, she then growled.

"Girls, fire!" Lee said

Marie and May had brought out their own turkey basters and fired at Aaron, said person dodged all of the shots. He looked at Double D, he then smiled and said this.

"D, Canadian G-Gun Mark I." Aaron said

Double D then knew what the mean and threw Aaron the Gatling gun, Aaron grabbed it and aimed it at the Kankers.

"Hasta la vista, ladies." Aaron said

Aaron then spun the crank and fired out some shots, mostly hitting the Kankers. After a bit, Aaron stopped. He looked at them as he threw the Gatling gun back, Aaron then switched out the turkey baster for one filled with the same orange liquid. He then aimed it at the Kankers.

"I found out the Kankershaft had the capacity to contain rubber cement, so being the genius i was, i filled some water with traces of Kankershaft and rubber cement. Seeing as you guys are willing to fire it at us, i figured, why not do the same." Aaron said

Aaron fired out three shots in rapid succession, he then twirled it and put it into a holster.

"Looks like you are." Aaron began

The Kankers were now stuck to the ground and couldn't move.

"In a sticky situation." Aaron ended

The smarter of the Ed's looked at Aaron blankly while Ed just smiled.

"That was horrible Aaron." Eddy said

"I don't care, that was funny." Aaron said

The four then left the Kankers stuck there, they sighed as they walked away. That's when a can rolled towards them with a note, Lee managed to pick it up and looked at it.

I'm not that mean, I'm willing to let you go, this can is full of sand. Pour it on your feet and you should get out.

Signed Aaron

The Kankers after reading the note, opened the can since it was surprisingly easy to open, and poured it on the rubber cement. They left since it was almost sunset, Lee looked off in the distance.

"Not a bad kid." She said

She then walked away with her sisters.

Meanwhile in another state

The mysterious man in the black cloak was still walking, he was currently walking through a shady part of a town.

"Seems i'm getting closer, i'll find him yet." The mysterious man said to himself

He kept walking, his footsteps clacking through the empty street.

Meanwhile in a different state

Butch punched a wall angrily in a huff, Alastor looked at him bored.

"Trouble Butch?" Alastor asked

"Ugh, that brat has been difficult to find." Butch said

"Hmm, yes, we haven't found a single trace of where he was gone. If only we knew where his aunt and uncle was, we'd get something." Alastor said

"Yeah but the school records are locked up tight, too many cyber breaches caused it problems." Butch said

"Good point but have we ever considered physical records?" Alastor asksed

Butch's eyes widened, he then looked at Alastor with a grin.

"Alastor, have i always told you are a freaking genius." Butch said

"Nearly all the time." Alastor said

"Let's get those records." Butch said

"Now hold on, listen, we'd be able to access the records during the school year and even then it's tight but on one day do we have a window." Alastor said

"And when's that?" Butch asked

"The school's annual game against our competitors, the Vermont Robins." Alastor said

"Hmm, i'd say it would take awhile. Our sports team, the Maine Apple Bobbers, would most likely do well." Butch said

"Exactly, we'd have to wait until the school year starts but we can keep searching for him the way we are doing for now." Alastor said

"...Okay, let's keep that going and if it doesn't work by the time the school year starts. We're gonna get that record." Butch said

"Understandable." Alastor said

Butch then walked off, Alastor sighed.

"Seems as though Butch really is determined on finding him, i know the reason makes sense but no man would be that determined to stop him from squealing." Alastor said

Alastor shrugged with a chuckle.

"Well this oughta make things more interesting." Alastor said as he started to walk away in the same direction Butch went


Ooooh, the plot thickens.

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