Meyer owns Twilight. I'm just making them play on a creek somewhere.
Edward's song: "Tighten Up" by The Black Keys
Bella's song: "My Same" by Adele
Up Love's Creek
Chapter four
"Oh, Edward. That feels so good. Edward! God, where did you learn to do that with your tongue?" Edward moved his lips up her stomach, loving every square inch of the hot girl under him. She smelled like fresh strawberries and cream. Her breasts were perfect and soft. Her neck was long and just right for biting and licking. He moved up to her face... "Mmm." Edward kissed her soft full lips. Opening his eyes he came face to face with - Bella.
"Swan? What the fuck!"
And that was when Edward woke up hitting his bedroom floor. Hard. Almost as hard as his dick was. Looking down at his traitorous cock, he shook his head. This was the fifth time this week he had woken up from a dirty dream about Swan. Good God, if this kept up he would have to put his piece in a time out or a chastity belt. If they even made chastity belts for men. Really this was getting ri-DIC-ulous. Any more spanking of the monkey and he would end up needing a seeing-eye dog. Damn Swan to hell. This was her fault. Her fault for always looking so hot and evil. Like an evil, hot temptress! She knew what she was doing: Having nice boobs and soft thighs and long silky brown hair that made a guy just want to wrap around his hand while he pounded into her from -
Edward ended up taking another cold shower that morning. He refused to jack off to images of Bella bird-girl Swan. The last six times were bad enough!
~ULC~
The theme for Bella's life? It was a big old pile of suck with a fuck you cherry on top. That and Cullen was the spawn of the devil who made her life even more miserable than it already was. So it only served to make sense that making his life hell was her life's goal. Bella felt good about this goal. It was solid, well thought out and gave her something to do. Well, it was her goal until college apps were due, then she would focus on getting the hell out of this backwater, small minded town. This summer, however, she was free to ruin any and all fun for the village idiot. Why was Bella plotting the ruin of Edward's summer? Easy: Because he made her sick. He walked around filming scenes with her in nothing but dark green boardshorts that hung off his body like one good tug and the promised land would be seen. And he knew he looked good. He knew it and like any cocky bullshitter he used it. Bella tried, God did she try to not look, but how the heck would anyone not be able to look at something that hot? The bloody pig from hell! Damn Cullen. Damn him to the deepest pits of hades. All toned and tanned. His hair with its wildness like he'd had sex all week and his arms that flexed when he would help Jasper move the camera equipment. Even his calf muscles were hot!
Bella slammed her head down onto the picnic table she sat at. It was hopeless trying to stop these feelings. And if her dreams were anything to go by, she wouldn't be stopping this train of doom anytime soon. Frickin hormones! Frickin tummy muscles! Banging her head again, Bella thought maybe if she knocked her own ass out she wouldn't have to deal. It would be a nice reprieve from the crap of her life.
"You're going to end up with the mother of all bruises that even my Lancome won't be able to cover." Without looking up Bella waved at Alice. Though what she really felt like doing was waving just her middle finger. But Bella didn't want to hurt Alice's feelings. No sense in pushing away the only girl friend she'd ever had.
" Alice, what are you doing out here on the outskirts of town? Is it slumming it day?" Bella's voice took on a tone that would have made Eeyore seem happy. She felt Alice sit down next to her. So Bella figured it would be rude to keep her face planted to the table. But when she raised her face to look at Alice, she regretted it thanks to what came from the pixie's piehole.
"No offence.. but you look like shit."
Normally Bella would have kicked the person who said that. But thanks to her nocturnal porno dreams invovling he-who-must-not-be-named, she was too tired to be her normal, mean self. So she just nodded because really, she did look like shit and no point in trying to front.
"What do you want, Alice?"
"I came looking for you. I was wanting a shopping buddy! Jasper is taking me to this big art fair in Garden City this weekend and I just have to have a new outfit!" Ali did that dance thing of hers that reminded Bella of Mumble from Happy Feet.. and why Bella had hated that movie.
"Alice, I'm not in a very good mood. I would only bring you down."
"No worries I have enough pep for the both of us! Bella, I need your help on picking out an outfit that Jasper will like. You know him better than anyone."
"Ali you could show up in a potato sack and Jasper would be just as fangirl over you as he is now. Look at facts. You sneeze and he thinks it's the most adorable thing in the world. I bet if you pissed on him he would cream himself."
"That's so sweet! I'm just as enamored with him. But eww on the whole potato sack thing. Let's go- some girl time will be good for you."
Bella just worried over what 'girl time' would consist of. Shopping was fun only if you had money-Bella didn't. Gossip was okay as long as it wasn't about you- and in Bella's experience, it most always was about her. And girl talk was only helpful if you had a life to talk about.. What the hell was she going to talk about? How after Emmett ate at Mr. Happy's Tacos that he could fart and burp the National Anthem? This was going to be a long day.
X
"Maria!" Edward stood at the top of the stairs yelling like a toddler who lost his favorite toy. All he had to do was walk around the house and locate the woman. But truthfully, Edward was too lazy and spoiled to lower himself to such a thing.
"MARIA!"
"Si?" There at the bottom of the steps was the sweet little lady who had been with the Cullens for the last two years. God knew she deserved a raise in pay having to deal with Eddie boy.
"Maira, where are my Ace plaid walkshorts?" Edward remembered throwing them down the laundry shute in his bathroom like two days ago. Damn, they should have been clean by now!
Maria just shrugged. Wasn't that just peachy fucking keen.
"Maria, I need those shorts. They better not be sitting in the washer getting all moldy. Those are from Affliction and cost more than your whole outfit combined!"
"No Se`" And there she went. Going off with a feather duster. The problem, as Edward was learning,was it was hard to find good help nowadays.
"I know you can speak English! I want those shorts. Okay, Maria?" He waited for a reply. He got nothing. "Maria!" Edward went back into his room pissed off. So pissed off he started blasting JayZ just so everyone else would know to leave him alone. He missed the part where Maria said in Spanish that he was an ass.
X
"Jesus, son. You're more riled up then a cock in a hen house. What's got you so antsy?" Jasper was doing some last minute preping before they shot the final scene of his movie. Tomorrow this would all be done and then he got the fun task of editing the re-shoot.
"I need to get laid that's all." Edward had come over an hour ago to help Jas with everything. But so far the brother had been so out of it he'd been better off just to have parked his ass at home.
"So, what's the big deal? Call up one of your.. ladies and work out the kinks in your chain." Jasper had a toothpick between his lips. His blond hair flopping every which way like a mop. And his tanned skin showed off the muscle the boy had been working his ass off to get. Edward had to respect his best friend. Here Jasper was going after his dreams. He wasn't listening to anyone or letting anything stop him. He wanted to be a film maker so he went at it full steam ahead. Unlike Edward who was allowing Daddy dearest to bully him into a life Edward had no passion or want for. No one knew what Edward Cullen really wanted to do with his life. Fact was no one had ever taken the time to ask.
"Yeah, I'll do that man." He tried to smile but the idea of calling one of his flavors, as he called them, wasn't as appealing as it used to be. The sound of Mrs. Brandon's porch door had both boys looking over. And in something out of a corny eighties teen movie, Alice and Bella appeared in bikinis. Very small, sexy bikinis. Jasper looked like he might die and his toothpick fell out of his mouth. But he'd die a very, very happy man. Edward knew then for sure that Bella Swan was in fact the sum of all evil brought here to earth to destroy him. Both girls looked unbelieveable but Alice was Jasper's girl so the bro code had him looking over her. But Swan, now he was locked on to her body and his eyes could have melted out of his head. Come to think of it, his other head was pissed to be missing the show.
"Sweet baby Jesus. Alice is trying to kill me." Jasper said shaking his head. "There is only so much a man can take. You feel me brother?" All Edward could do was nod, but there was an 'Amen!' In there somewhere. His eyes started to burn from not blinking.
Alice and Bella walked down to the creek and layed out their towles. The sun was high in the cloudless blue sky and the slight wind made for a perfect day to relax and get a tan. To Bella's amazment shopping didn't suck. And when they had gotten back to the Brandon's and tried on their new bathing suits, Alice said it was a must to put them to good use. Ice tea in hand, they hit the yard. The look the boys gave them, well that was a pleasent surprise. Bella watched Edward's face very close behind her shades. He was definitly looking at the goods. And so mission break Cullen commenced.
"Al, don't look now but we have an audience." Alice was a stealthy little chick. She was able to look without looking.
"Well, girl I say why not give them a show." She winked at Bella.
The girls made slow work of laying out their towels. Bending over to make sure they lay perfectly. Alice looked over her shoulder at Jasper while she was still bent over and waved in a flirty little come get me way. Jasper Austin Whitlock was about to have an aneurysm. Since Alice had come into his life he had maintained his gentlemanly ways so much so his Mama would be proud- but every man has his limits and Jasper had reached his.
"Can a man die from blue balls?" Jasper asked without taking his eyes of his girl. Edward wasn't much better off though he would never in a million years admit that. Bella started to rub suntan oil on her legs- he almost came in his shorts like a prepubescent boy.
Biting his lip to keep from moaning he said, "Yes my friend. Yes he fucking can."
Sometime later..
"Alice it's so hot out here. Maybe I should get us something to cool off with?" Bella smirked because her next idea was sure to kill the boys.
"Anything would be wonderful, B" Alice was totally in on anything Bella wanted to do.
Alice watched the boys as they watched her and Bella. She couldn't believe how blind Edward and Bella were to the chemistry working between them. The sexual tension was so thick a person could choke on it. Jasper had told Alice that the war between his two best friends was an on-going thing. That he tried not to get invovled unless one tried to kill the other- which apparently happened more often than not. Poor Jasper didn't seem to notice all the sparks those two were letting fly. Alice heard a groan coming from one of the boys and looked up to see little miss thing Bella working her stuff with.. oh my, now this was going to be fun: Frozen pop icicles!
"Do you want cherry or strawberry?" Alice could see this wicked smile on Bella's face from a mile away. Looked like Bella's mood just improved tenfold.
"Cherry for me, please." Alice unwrapped the icy treat and worked that thing like a porn star would a .. well, yeah you get the idea. Bella went in for the slow licking aproach. She could almost hear and smell the boys' tears from across the yard. And no longer than two mintues later, Jasper broke first. Bella heard a cuss word come from Jasper Whitlock she never thought she would hear. And then he was there in front of them casting a tall, lanky shadow.
"To hell with this. Miss Alice I'm done bein' a damn gentleman."
Alice, looking all kinds of Audrey Hepburn with her red lips, dark hair and beautiful face, was Bella's hero as she said, "Took you long enough."
Jasper picked his woman up, slung her over his shoulder and ran to the closest building: The pool house. All the while with his jeans riding dangerously low on his hips he yelled out " I'm sorry to have kept you waitin', Ma'am. THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!" His fist did an air pump then slapped Ali's ass.
Edward watched as his best friend went to get him some. Narrowing his eyes he watched as the evil temptress known as Swan licked her ice pop. Her pink tongue going up then swirl at the tip. Up then swirl at the tip. Sweat was pouring off of Edward making his body shine like he was covered in baby oil. God, this was too much. He wanted some relief. He needed some relief. Like a man dying of thirst would need water. And right now Bella Swan was a tall, ice cold glass of hit-the-right-spot.
"God, save me from evil." As he walked over to her he felt like a lion hunting his prey.
Bella could see movement out of the corner of her eye. She didn't dare look over. She just kept working her ice pop. Lick, lick, swirl. Take that, Cullen. But see the thing was, Bella wasn't really prepared for what would happen next. Come to think of it- what the hell did she expect the man to do? What he did do shocked the hell out of her.
Edward didn't say a thing. He crouched down in front of Bella. She could smell his clean scent mixed in with his sweaty male scent and it almost made her eyes cross. His abs were flexed and just begging to be licked.. or bitten. As long as Bella Swan lived she would never forget what happened next. Edward Cullen took that Strawberry ice pop from her, looked at Bella's body like it was a buffet he was dying to eat and then he took the ice cold, melting goodness and ran the tip of it from her ankle to the top of her thigh. It was so cold and felt so good on her heated skin. But then all she could do was watch in wonder as Edward, the boy she hated, the boy she wanted to mount and make her come until she saw stars, leaned down, his tongue coming out from behind those soft full lips and he licked the trail left behind by the sugary treat. From ankle to thigh. Edward's tongue was on her body and dear God, it was wet and smooth and sent an ache right between her legs.
Moaning, Edward tried to seem not effected. But damn it he couldn't tell what tasted sweeter: The ice pop or the girl. He got to the end of the trail- sadly- and decided the girl tasted the best. "Mmm." Looking up at Bella from between her thighs, Edward licked the remaining liquid off his lips and then smiled that crooked smirk of his. "Thanks, Swan. I needed that." He stood up doing nothing to hide the wood he was sporting.
Bella watched as he just walked off. Leaving her more frustrated than she started out. Frustrated and ..sticky.
A/N: :Giggles: I got nothing else to say. Join me next time? It's shaping up to be a hot, hot summer ;)
