The next day, Kakashi had told them( Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke) to meet him at the bridge....
Sakura sighed. She was pissed at the fact that Kakashi-sensei was late............again.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! How can this allowed!? Why does sensei always ask us to meet him and then us wait forever?!"
"Yeah! Yeah, Sakura-chan! You're right, believe it!" Naruto agreed obviously.
"I didn't even have time to blow dry my hair because I overslept!!" Sakura's hair curled up in the back as she said that.
"Yeah! Yeah! You see I overslept, too! So I didn't have wash my face or brush my teeth!"
'Losers.' Thought Sasuke. He wondered why things were always so tense between those two. His mind drifted more warmer and sunnier things............
"YO! Sorry guys, I got lost on my way here, so...........-" It was Kakashi-sensei.
"Yeah right, you liar! Apologize, now!" Yelled Sakura and Naruto.
Kakashi finished. "Just to uh....let you know, I nominated you three for the Chunin exams...."
Sasuke was surprised.......but didn't let it show, Naruto was speechless and Sakura just said 'huh'.
Then the two Idiots reacted.
"What did you say!?!?!" exclaimed Sakura. (She's just soooooooo annoying.........)
"Don't think this makes up for before, believe it!" said Naruto.( Omfg! He was just as annoying.)
"Here". Kakashi handed official applications for the exam. Naruto leaped on Kakashi, proclaiming his love for him. Sakura was speechless.
"Though this is just a nomination, whether you take the exam is your choice. The ones who want to take this exam should sign and turn the papers in at room 301 by 4 p.m. tomorrow..........That's all."
Kakashi vanished.
Naruto began ranting about it. Sasuke wasn't paying attention to him, though. He was thinking of Subaku no Gaara(Gaara of the sand...A.K.A The Sand Man!^-^). He was going to enjoy other fighting other stronger chunins..........
The fight with Lee.
Sasuke lost to a guy who can't preform ninjutsu or genjutsu. He lost to the awsome Rock Lee!
Lee was being scolded by a giant tortoise.
'Man............I can't believe I lost to that weirdo! If Hinata-samma were here.....I don't know what I would do!'
"Are you ready to atone?" said the giant turtoise,(I'm naming him Daiichi)Daiichi.
"Yes.........." answered the sorrowful Lee.
"Then here comes Gai-sensei!!"
POOF!
Gai-sensei, A.K.A mighty Guy, appeared standing on top of the tortoise in a VERY gay pose..........
"Haha! Youth all around me!!"
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura were fucking speechless. Mouths open, eyes white with angry-confused expressions..........................
This guy looked faggy(as Sakura said), had huger, thicker eyebrows and was even more weird. Team 7 vioiced their opinions even louder, excluding Sasuke........
"Hey!! Stop insulting Gai-sensei!!" yelled Rock Lee. His eyes were white with an angry expression.
"Shut up!! These freaks keep on appearing!!How the hell are we supposed to react?!?!" yelled Naruto. His eyes and expression was the same as Lee's.
"What did you-?" Lee was intterupted by Mighty Gai calling his name.
"Oh!! Yes...--"
"You fool!!" Mighty Gai yelled.
BAM!
That fist of Mighty Gai's flew straight into Lee's jaw. This shocked ht Uzu-chi-no trio even more.
Secretelover: Alright.........I'm just going to get to the Chunin exam part.........The first part.
"I'm not gonna lose to you bastards!!!" Naruto said with eyes closed in the regular anime pose.
"Naruto, are you trying to get everyone to hate our guts or what?!" said Shikamaru.
Naruto started giggling untill Sakura put him in a head lock.
"Naruto! You jackass! Why'dja have to go and say something like that?! You obnoxious little!-"
Silence.
Stares. Angry stares. Hateful stares.............
Sasuke was of in his little world, so he didn't care what Naruto or Sakura did. Actually...........He wanted to talk to Hinata or do a little somethin' else.(*laughs evily*)
Kabuto had saved the new genins asses.
Hinata wasn't focusing on the rest of the teams. She went over to one of the benches.
'Am I wrong if I like Sasuke-kun and Naruto-kun...........? If I like them both, would that be what they call a lewd girl...? I've always loved Sasuke-kun, every since we were little. And I love Naruto-kun because he's how Sasuke-kun used to be...............I don't know what to do.......'
"Alright! Fun's over! Sound, you fight any longer and you get disqualified!!"
Some one said that the exams would be too easy.
"That goes for the rest of you, to! Now we will start the first test in the chunin exams. Instead of your current seating arrangement,"He held up his hand. It was full of tabs. ".........You will pick one of these tabs and sit in the seat assigned to you. We will then hand out the exams."
Silence............
"WHAT!?!?! A PAPER TEST!?!?!" Naruto exclaimed. Clearly this wasn't his area of expertise.
'Shoot! I wanted to sit with Sasuke-kun, too! But Naruto-kun is good also......'
The end of the First part of the Chunin exams.
"To the 78 remaining......Congrats!! You past the first part of the Chunin exams!!"
Everyone had a surprised expression on their visages.......even the I-wont-make-any-expression-whatso-ever ones.
"What? We already passed? What about the tenth question?" Asked The confused, irritating Sakura.
"Silly girl, there was never such a thing.........or rather those two choices were the tenth question."
"Huh?"
"Hey!!! Then what were the first ten questions for, anyway?! They were pointless then!!" Inquired a loud Temari.
"They were not pointless.........They already served there intended purpose............To test your induvidual information gathering ability..That purpose."
More silence(Thank god!!)
More people screamed their questions. And more questions were answered. They scarred-up-dude even took of his bandana............and then put it back on. And then the crazy, hot, pre-menstrual snake lady(Anko Mitarashi, A.K.A Orochi's little angel that hates his guts.....) came outta no where, complaining about how easy the test was. She kept ranting on about it and even suggesting cutting the passing genin into half. That didn't happen, though.
Everyone followed Anko-chama to the opening of "The Forest of death". Naruto blew it off like it was nothing...........Anko-chama complimented him.........then threw a kunai at his cheek, just to scare him. It was a small, long slit on his cheek. She then insulted him. At the same time, she got behind him, hugged him and started licking his cheek with her long tongue...........
Secretelover: Just to let all of you know..........Hinata is going to stay virgin................She's not the type of girl that would put out with some guy.......even if she loves that guy...................................................She's gonna be a virgin..........for now!^-^ o-o ;)
