Volume 1 (Technically Season 1), Chapter 4: The First Launch, Part 1
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY, and you better be glad I don't.
A/N: Sorry for not posting sooner, I get into periods where I don't feel like writing. Anyway, this may sound surprising to some of you, but I feel like the quality of this story has gone down since chapter 2. So I did my best to make chapter 4 more reminiscent of chapter 1.
Also, I went to the RWBY Sub-Reddit and pissed off some people on accident. I lost 10 whole karma points because of that :)
Ah, Chapter cuatro.
"What the hell is a cuatro?"
It means four in Spanish.
"Oh, that real world language"
You don't know Spanish?
"Spanish doesn't exist in the world of RWBY"
...Weird. Anyway, the actual episode of "The First Step" opened up with Nora waking Ren up, right?
"Yes...why?"
Hold on. Then Nora has a hyperactive bubbly personality, right?
"Get to your nonsensical point already"
My point is, Nora's the perfect character to be a nymphomaniac in this story.
"...No. Even though I can see why you would make her like that"
Well either way, you can't stop me. On with the story!
"Fucking hell. Just have me die in your Abridged Crackfic Parody and end my suffering"
Nope.
"Curse you"
Chapter 4 starts out with Ren waking up in a grassy area somewhere on Beacon Academy. This obviously edgy, sexy, and cool character is startled to have woken up in a place like this. But a familiar face soon comes into his eyesight, and greets him by saying "Wake up lazy bud!"
"Oh God" Ren groggily groaned from just waking up.
"It's morning, it's morning, it's morning, it's moooorning" the orange haired girl sang aloud.
"Nora, where are we?" the Asian teen questioned (Even though there aren't any different races in RWBY, and if there are, no one mentions them)
"We're at Beacon Academy silly!" Nora answered with the brightest smile humanly possible.
"Okay, but why are we outside?" Lie Ren continued to question.
"Because I carried you here"
"Okay, but WHY did you carry me here?" Mr. Lie pressed further.
"To have sex with you"
"Damn it Nora. I told you to stop raping me"
"It's not rape unless you give consent, and you gave yours when you said, and I quote, "Nora, you can use me to fulfill any of your sudden sexual urges"" Ms. Valkyrie explained and quoted in her best Lie Ren impression.
"Yeah, but can you at least do it when I'm awake? It feels like rape if I have no idea it's going on" Ren argued.
"And interrupt your beauty sleep? I'm not taking a chance on ruining all that sexiness" Nora argued back, starting to walk away. "Now come on, we have to get ready for our initiation"
"My balls are going to be the size of BB pellets when this is over" Ren muttered to himself as he got up.
"They aren't already?" Nora yelled back to him.
In the Locker Room, or whatever this place is called
Mr. Lie stood in front of his open locker, gathering his equipment. While Nora babbled on behind him.
"I can't believe we've been at Beacon for a full 24 hours! Not that I thought we'd get kicked out or anything, I mean, we almost got caught last night when we were having sex. Though it was mostly me doing the work since you were off in dream land! But it's just crazy, you know? We've been friends for soooooooo long! What are the odds we'd still be together? Well, not friends, more like friends with benefits. Not that I'm not saying we couldn't be boyfriend and girlfriend, you are SO fucking hawt, but that'd just be weird, right? No! What was I thinking!? But still, I hope we end up on the same team together! Oohhhh! We should come up with some sort of plan, to make sure we end up on the same team together! What if we bribe the headmaster? No, that won't work. He's seems like the non negotiable type. I know! We'll have some sort of signal! Like a distress signal! A secret signal so we can find each other in the forest! Can you cause a strong gust of wind by flexing, preferably shirtless? Nah, completely naked" Ms. Valkyrie rambled and finished with a question.
"Nora" Ren finally said.
"Yes?"
"I...might be able to do that" the teenager with super realistic hair for a 3D "anime" confirmed.
"Yes!" Nora shouted.
"But not completely naked" Ren added, somehow sliding his gun, weapon, things, up his sleeves...
What the hell are those?
"Ren's StormFlower? They're a pair of fully automatic pistols with sickle like blades attached vertically under the barrels"
Okay, but what's with the name? I get that guns can be as destructive as a storm, but where does the flower part come in?"
"There's a lotus emblem on the grip panels on both pieces of his StormFlower"
Thanks...ya damn RWBY nerd.
"Bite me"
Where? :)
"My dick"
...Forget I asked that.
"That's what I thought"
"...Good enough for me!" Nora cheerily replied, grabbing Ren by his arm. "C'mon, let's go!"
The two "lovers" (If you want to call them that) began to walk out of the locker room...well, technically Nora was dragging Ren out by his arm.
"Holy shit! Ruby, did you see how fucking realistic that Asian kid's hair was? I could point out every single strand of hair too!" Yang exclaimed in shock.
"I know, and it's soooooo long! I'm...actually kinda jealous" Ruby admitted. "Also, what's an Asian?"
"It's, uh...um...I...don't know. But I get the strange feeling my last name is Asian too"
"Huh, interesting. Anyway, do you wanna be on my team?" the black haired girl asked.
"Uh, yeah! I can't have anybody being shipped with you. YOU. ARE. MINE" Yang loudly told her younger sister.
"Shipped?" Ruby asked.
"Yeah, shipped. Whenever someone gets on a team with someone else, there's ALWAYS shipping going on. So to keep you from being shipped with anyone else-" Yang interrupted herself to put one arm around Ruby. "I'm staying as close to you as possible"
"Yay!"
"Although, when we form teams there's going to be two other members"
"No, can't it just be us?" Runny Ruby whined.
"I wish. Unfortunately Beacon, or should I say Ozpin, doesn't work like that"
"Ugh, that's total bullsh-"
"Like, make way bitches" Weiss demanded as she pushed past the two sisters, stopping Ruby mid-sentence.
"Hey! Excuse you Princess Elsa!" Yang angrily growled.
"And like, excuse you Super Saiyan Goldilocks" Weiss shot back. "Oh, and that Ice Princess wishes she looked as good as me"
"What and icy Valley Girl" Ruby commented.
"I know right? Calling me Super Saiyan Goldilocks; who does she think she is?"
"Weiss Schnee" a voice suddenly said.
"EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!" Ruby screeched, jumping into Yang's arms (Similar to how Scooby-Doo jumps into Shaggy's arms).
"She is the heiress of the vastly influential, rich, snobby, and snooty Schnee Dust Company family. Meow Meow"
"Huh?" Ruby turned her head towards who spooked her at first. "Blake!?"
"In the fur- er, uh, I mean flesh. Meow meow" Blake greeted, correcting herself.
"Super Saiyan Goldilocks" Yang angrily pouted under her breath, with Ruby still in her arms.
"I know I'm going to get my ass chewed off for saying this, but...you literally go Super Saiyan whenever someone messes with your hair" Ruby told her sister.
"I do not!" Yang rebuffed, dropping Ruby flat on her ass.
"Ow, at least you didn't literally chew my ass" Ruby remarked, rubbing her hurt bottom.
"I only do that in the bedroom" the blonde revealed with a devious smirk.
"What!? Meow meow!" Blake shouted.
"Uh, blonde moment" Yang lied.
"Oh. Meow meow"
"Anyway, I can prove you go Super Saiyan. Like the time you kicked dad in his balls for looking at your hair funny, and it was just because he had an eyelash in his eye!" the black haired girl stated.
"Yeah, but I didn't go Super Saiyan"
"Only because he didn't actually touch it the wrong way. Like when he pulled your hair on accident while brushing it. Your hair started glowing, you began to let your aura (Basically Ki) seep out, got insanely strong, and your eyes went completely white. Only to use that boost of energy to uppercut dad through the ceiling!" Ruby listed.
"D-did not" Ms. Xiao Long stuttered in an obvious lie.
"Did too!" Ruby accused.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too. Meow meow" Blake said, adding herself into Ruby and Yang's argument.
"What!? You weren't even there!" Yang pointed out.
"Was too. Meow meow" Blake defended.
"Was not!"
"Was too. Meow meow"
"WAS. NOT!"
As the three future team RWBY members continued to bicker and backer, a conversation of nautical nonsense was about to insure. All started because of one white haired girl...it's Weiss. Just in case you didn't know.
The Ice Princess strutted up to a preoccupied Pyrrha Nikos, who was looking at drawings in her locker.
"Ahem, hello there Mr. Nikos" Weiss greeted, surprising the redhead.
In one quick motion, Pyrrha slammed her locker shut and whipped around to face Weiss. "Uh, h-hi there...you..." the love interest of Jaune Arc in RWBY trailed off as she saw one of her illustrations float down on Weiss' head.
"Like what? Is there something wrong with my hair?" Ms. Schnee inquired, noticing Pyrrha staring at the top of her head.
"Uhhhhh...no...it's just-"
"Just what?" Weiss interrupted.
"Just uhhhh...nevermind. Um, is there anything I can do for you?" Pyrrha quickly asked, changing the subject.
"Oh, I was just wondering if you would like, ya know, be on the same team as me?" the Valley Girl wondered. "I'll totally understand if you don't want to, I mean there must be a lot of people eager to join forces with such a strong, well known, read headed, sexy armor wearing individual such as yourself!"
"...Did you say, "Sexy armor wearing individual"?" the red head questioned.
Weiss' eyes went wide as her face turned redder than a tomato. "No, I-I totally meant, uh, a nice...smarty armor wearing individual like yourself!"
"That doesn't make sense" Pyrrah deadpanned. "But to answer your question about teaming up...sure! The person who I really wanted to team up with probably doesn't-"
"YES! This is totally perfect! The smartest girl in class (That's an over statement in this Fanfiction) combined with the strongest boy in class! Together we will be like, unstoppable! I can see it now! We'll be popular! We'll be celebrities! We'll get perfect grades! We'll totally be husband and wife! We'll have tons of babies! Nothing can come between us now!" Weiss shouted out loud.
"Uh...did you just call me a boy, say we'll get married, and have tons of babies!?" the armor wearing girl inquired in shock.
"Like, literally yes" the white haired girl confirmed with a happy grin.
"I'm a girl" Pyrrah flatly told Weiss.
"...Oh...like...uh...well...this is awkward" the rich girl replied, turning a deeper shade of red than before.
"Don't worry" SpongeBob started before he jumped down from out of nowhere. "I can help ease this awkward awkwardness"
Pyrrah's eyes went wide, like, really wide, like, wider than humanly possible in a non-comedic way as she realized who was standing before her. The sponge turned to face the red head to introduce himself, but before he could, Pyrrah let out the loudest fan girl scream in history. The scream kept going higher and higher and higher and HIGHER in pitch to the point where everybody in a 1 mile radius had to cover their ears so their eardrums wouldn't bleed. Even still, the shrill scream kept going higher in pitch, until it finally got to point where only animals could hear the eardrum explosive shriek.
"Was all that excessive, and over the top screaming necessary?"
Yes. It's a natural reaction when a fangirl meets their idol.
"But it's not humanly possible for anyone's scream to be that high pitch. Unless it's their Semblance"
Didn't we have this conversation before? This is an Abridged CRACKFIC Parody, remember? Anything can happen without any rhyme or reason.
"I know, but don't you think-"
Don't make me have Cinder come back there.
*Immediately stops talking*
That's what I thought.
SpongeBob uncovered his nonexistent ears and finally introduced himself. "Uh, hi. I'm SpongeBob Squarepants"
"I know who you are, and I can't believe that you're in my presence!" Pyrrah shouted to the Sponge.
"You do?"
"Uh, YEAH! You live in a pineapple under the sea, your best friend is Patrick Star. Your other friends include Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Mr. Krabs, Gary, Plankton, and Larry the Lobster!" the redhead listed.
"Uh...how do you-"
"I even have your intro song saved on my scroll, plus all your episodes! Which people say start going downhill after the first movie, specifically in season 4. But I really didn't see a difference in the episodes until season 5. Then they steadily got worse and worse, due to the creator, Stephen Hillenburg, leaving because he wanted the show to end after season 3, and didn't want it to "Jump the Shark". Ha! Get it?. But Nickelodeon saw how popular you got, and saw how much money they could gain by having your show still air on T.V. Combined with all sorts of merchandise of course.
"Uh-"
"But after the second movie released to theaters, the second half of season 9 started airing on T.V. Which had Stephen Hillenburg back as the executive producer! So now it's like a rebirth of SpongeBob!...Which is who you are"
"Um...does this mean you want to be on the same team?" the sponge asked, weirded out from Pyrrah's extensive knowledge of him.
"YES!" the redhead loudly answered.
"Okay great!" SpongeBob told her. "Hey what about you. Miss..."
"Schnee, Weiss Schnee. And no, I totally refuse to be on the same team with the likes of you, you...misshapen yellow cereal box" Weiss insulted with her arms crossed.
Pyrrah gasped, "Do you have any idea who this is!?" she questioned while pointing at SpongeBob.
"Uh...like, no" Ms. Schnee answered.
"He's SpogneBob Squarepants! Y'know, the cartoon character that's basically Nickelodeon's mascot?"
"What the hell is a Nickelodeon?" Weiss asked.
"What the!? Do you not watch T.V!? He's on the box of every Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes Box! Only star athletes and famous cartoon characters get to be on there! Well...he was, until I...kinda sorta...replaced him"
"I have better things to do than to watch mindless garbage, and literally eat garbage which you claim as cereal" Elsa started before she did a 180 degree turn. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find a different team member. Ciao ciao all"
"Wait, there's a piece of paper on your head" SpongeBob pointed out.
Pyrrah let out a nervous "meep", after the sponge's observation.
"Hm?" Weiss mused, feeling the top of her head. She took the paper off, and looked at it, while a blush gradually began to grow on her cheeks. "What...what the fuck? WHAT IS THIS!?"
"I-it's f-fanart of me and Sp-SpongeBob" Ms. Nikos stuttered to answer with a fearful smile.
"You want that thing to put his yellow spongy mushroom in your-"
Before Weiss could finish her sentence, Pyrrah summoned...Miló Javelin...
Miló? What? Wh-why!? What even is that!?
"Miló means "speak" in Greek"
...Wait a second. I thought you didn't know any real world languages.
"If the language isn't involved with RWBY, then I'm not involved with the language"
Bruja.
"What did you just say to me!?"
Maybe if you didn't limit yourself to the languages used in RWBY, you would know what I said :)
"Είσαι σπατάλη ανθρώπινης ζωής"
What the hell was that?
"Greek, a language used in RWBY. Mostly for Pyrrah's weapons"
...I hate you.
"Most of Remnant does. So get in line"
Before Weiss could finish her sentence, Pyrrah summoned her Miló Javelin and threw it at the white haired girl.
"Wait a seco-" Miló cut Weiss off again by catching her on the ruffle collar of her dress.
"EEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!" Snow White shrieked as she went flying across the Locker Room.
Luckily for Pyrrah, Weiss accidentally let go of her "Non-NSFW" drawing of her and SpongBob. Which she quickly got back by running up to it, and grabbing before it fell to the ground.
"Um, I don't mean to pry, but what exactly is on that paper?" Mr. Squarepants asked the Greek weapon owning redhead.
Ms. Nikos responded to the question by shoving the paper in her mouth and saying, "Wha papah?"
"...Oooookaaaaaay" SpongeBob replied, a tad bit creeped out.
After the sponge's uncomfortable reply, Ms. Good Booty Witch made an announcement on the intercom system. "Would all first-year students please report to Beacon Cliff for initiation. Again, all first-year students report to Beacon Cliff immediately, or else" she said that last part with hint of seductiveness, an evil seductiveness.
Pyrrah somehow managed to swallow the entire paper whole. "Come on SpongeBob, let's go!" she said as she grabbed the yellow sponge's hand.
"I'm having second thought's about this" the Krusty Krab employee thought aloud.
"Nonsense. Who better to have as your partner than your biggest fan!" Ms. Nikos told SpongeBob as she walked over to where Weiss was stuck on the wall because of Miló. "Also, sorry not sorry" she told Weiss before grabbing Miló and sprinting off with SpongeBob, letting the Valley Girl fall to the floor.
"Ugh...I totally feel like throwing up right now" Weiss mumbled to herself.
"Good, I'll make sure to call you Puke Schnee all school year" Yang angrily growled, strolling up with Ruby and Blake.
"Don't you have an enemy to defeat thanks to your rage giving you a spontaneous power boost, Super Saiyan Goldilocks?" the snobby girl shot back.
"Do you want that enemy to be you?" Ms. Xiao Long countered with a furious glare.
"Hey hey hey guys, why don't we just get along? We all just got off on the wrong foot, like you said Yang" Ruby suggested, getting between the two girls.
Weiss quickly covered her private area after Ruby's suggestion, remembering how the young the girl kicked her there during orientation.
"Both of you need to totally get away from me! Especially you, Ru-bae! I have a restraining order!" Weiss snapped.
"Um, it's actually Ruby, not Ru-bae" Ruby corrected.
"Yeah, only I get to call her that because she's my bae...I mean, my baby sister!" Yang quickly corrected herself.
"Whatever, just get the hell away from me! And you, black haired girl!" Ms. Schnee shouted as she pointed towards Blake.
"My name is Blake, and want do you want? Meow meow" Blake asked.
"Help me up. You're the only here that I trust" Weiss said, holding her hand out.
"Sure. Meow meow" Blake responded, grabbing Weiss' hand and helping her up.
After Weiss got stood up, a small blush formed on her cheeks. "What's wrong? Meow meow" Blake questioned upon seeing the other girl's blush.
"Nothing, I just remembered that you grabbed by boobs in the ballroom last night" Weiss calmly said.
"Hm? I thought you would be more mad about that. Meow meow" the totally not furry pointed out.
Snow White's face got even redder before she ran off for Beacon Cliff.
"What got into her?" Ru-bae asked both girls.
"She totally has lady boner for you Blake" Yang teasingly said with a smile.
"Y-you really think so? Meow meow" Ms. Belladonna asked, her eyes visibly optimistic.
"...Wait a minute...do you...do have a crush on Weiss!?" Ruby loudly prompted.
"Well, I did say she makes by pussy cat purr last night so...yeah. Meow meow" Blake told both of them, slightly nervous.
"Awwwwww! That's so cute! It's just like me and Ruby, except we're sisters, so it makes our relationship wrong in this society" Yang accidentally admitted.
"Wha-...WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!? MEOW MEOW!" Blake loudly asked.
Yang didn't say a word, instead she picked up Ruby bridal style, and ran away with her. Leaving a very confused Blake with wide white blank anime eyes.
Beacon Cliff
Beacon Cliff, this one shot location is where Beacon students of all kind will begin their initiation as Huntsmen and Huntress'. From main characters, side character, and shadow people, everyone will have a chance at opposing Grimm, or should I say Salem.
"Wtf are you talking about?"
Oh come on, everybody who watched Season 4 of Ruby saw Grimm coming out of pools of pure darkness near your castle.
"Just because Grimm crawl out of "pools of pure darkness" near my castle, doesn't prove anything!"
...Your right.
"I am?"
Yes, Grimm aren't just Grimm. Their something more, something more than mindless beasts that come from pools of pure darkness .
"Oh God. What are you getting at now?"
Grimm aren't just Grimm. Their also shadow humans. Y'know, the background characters who are even more mysterious than you.
"That has to the stupidest thing I've ever-"
"Hey, are you a Grimm?" Ruby asked a shadow student.
"Damn it! I forgot she could hear us!"
"Are you asking me that because I happen to be all black like Grimm?" the shadow student asked back.
"Yes" Ruby answered.
"...If I slide you a 20 will you forget about this?" the shadow student inquired, holding out 20$ worth of lien.
"Nope" the black haired girl promptly answered.
"Well then..." the shadow trailed off before transforming into an Ursa Grimm, "ROOAAAAAAAAARRRR!"
Not wasting anytime, Ruby pulled out Crescent Rose and swung it across the beast's head. He then went flying and howling into Emerald Forest, "never" to be seen again.
"Yay, homerun!" Ruby yelled out, jumping up and down in joy (Even though baseball doesn't exist in RWBY).
"Ruby, can you please get back on your tile so I can properly launch you into Emerald Forest?" Ozpin commanded.
"Sorry sir!" Ms. Rose apologized before running back to her designated tile between Yang and SpongeBob.
"Okay everyone, I don't feel like talking too much today. I had to deal with a tiring errand yesterday" Ozpin admitted.
"Did it involve anything kinky?" a random shadow student nosely asked.
Oz took a sip of his hot chocolate and said "No". All the while Ms. Goodwitch stared at him with a devious smile.
"You will be tested on your abilities, and whoever you first make eye contact with will be your partner through ALL four years in Beacon. Then you will go to the northern end of the forest where you will find and abandoned temple with several emeralds. Each pair must must grab one and come back here" Ozpin announced to everyone. "Are there any questions?"
"Is there a restaurant that sells burgers with a secret formula in it's patties in Emerald Forest?" SpongeBob asked as Weiss got launched into the air.
"No" Ozpin answered.
"A Reef Blower?"
"Do you mean a leaf blower? And if so, no"
"A Treedome?"
"I don't know what that is, so no"
"A Bubblestand?"
"A stand that sells bubbles?"
SpongeBob shook his head yes.
"No"
"Ripped pants?"
"No...unless someone threw away an old pair of pants. Which is littering since Emerald Forest isn't a designated dumping site"
"Jellyfish?"
"We're nowhere near the sea"
"Plankton?" the Sponge asked as Yang got launched,
"Again, we're nowhere near the sea"
"Naughty nautical neighbors?" Mr. Squarepants asked when Ruby got launched.
"Well, that depends on if anybody lives in Emerald Forest, and which definition of naughty your using. But all of that is negated by the fact that nautical means of, or concerning sailors, or navigation in the SEA. Which for the third time. We. Are. Nowhere. Near it"
"What about a boat that acts like a CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..." SpongeBob screamed as he got launched.
Oz merely stared at the strange, square creature as it flew away from him.
"Narrator, can you tell me who else your going to bring into this story? I wasn't prepared for someone so...annoying" Ozpin inquired,
I'm planning on bringing in Negima.
"Negima? As in Negima Magister Negi Magi?"
Yes.
"Oh thank God! A sensible character that's known for having magical abilities. He should mix in well with RWBY"
"Anybody else?" Oz pressed on.
Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles, and Rouge. But they're only small cameo appearances.
"Good, cameo appearances don't affect a story that much"
"I'm sensing one more character. Who is it?"
...Austin Powers.
"Fuck this shit, I'm out"
"At least he's funny in an adult comedy way. SpongeBob...I'm not sure what kind of comedy he is"
He's comedy for kids.
"And brainless idiots"
"He's not THAT bad, Salem. He could've been Fanboy & Chum Chum levels of annoying" Oz added.
"Good point"
"Oz, who are you talking to?" Glynda questioned the mysterious head master.
The silver haired man turn to the blonde and said, "Glynda, there's something I've always wanted to tell you. Just to see how you would react"
"What?" the basic looking anime teacher asked.
"Go make me a sandwich"
The Skies Above Emerald Forest
"Yeah, this is gonna be awesome! Right, Yang?" Ruby yelled to her older sister.
"You can bet Crescent Rose on that!" Yang agreed, until she noticed something flying towards them. "Uh, what the hell is that?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ozpin yelled, going past Ruby and Yang with his mug still in hand.
"Was that Ozpin?" Ruby wondered aloud.
"HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
I've never heard you laugh before, and I must say...it's sending chills down my spine.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Th-That fucking moron! Y-you never tell a woman to do that and NOT expect a negative reaction! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So are you just gonna keep laughing, or...
"Mweeeeehee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!"
Uh...
"HOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I'm just gonna go.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*snort*snort*...I'm glad he didn't hear that"
You snort just like Steve Urkel! HA HA!
"Fuck you!"
A/N: That does it for chapter 4, and I have no idea when I'll update this story again, so...bye for now :)
Oh, and when Salem spoke in Greek, she said "You are a waste of human flesh". And when the author (Me) spoke in Spanish, he said "Witch". Then when SpongeBob was asking Ozpin all those questions, they related to the first four episodes of SpongeBob.
