"So, let's go over this one more time, from the top." Said Dicker as he let out a loud sigh, as he pinched the bridged of his nose in frustration. He had spent the good amount of the morning in interrogation room two trying to get a grasp at the mess that had fallen on his lap. At this Naruto let out a loud grown as he dropped his head on the table.
"Aww, come one I already told you." Said Naruto as he looked up at the government agent sitting across from him. His answer was a stern look that could put Iruka-sense to shame. This was a look Naruto had learned not to mess with and just sat up a bit more and took a deep breath as he once again for what seemed like the hundredth time retold what had happened to him.
"It all started with that idiot Sasuke." Naruto said loudly "He left the village - "
"Your team member… part of squad seven." Said Dicker as he read off the notepad he had been writing on.
"Yes." Said Naruto
"So, after he left your ninja village, you and a team were sent to bring him back." Naruto didn't understand if the man had written everything down was he wasting his time by making him retell what had happened to him.
"Your mission failed." Said Dicker
"Yes, he got away." Naruto didn't really want to think about it right now, he had made a promise to Sakura-chan and he hadn't been able to do it. All he wanted to do was just get out of this place and find Kakashi, so he could get some training done and they could go after Sasuke again.
"Right, so after that you were brought back to your village, Konoha, and then what happened." Dicker asked as he looked over that the growingly frustrated blond teen. He could tell this kid wasn't lying by that could just mean he thinks he's telling the truth. Not that it is the truth he is telling.
"Look I told you Kakashi-sense found me and was bringing be back to the village, he got me to the hospital that after that I done remember. Ok everything went black and the next thing I know I'm waking up in a forest." Said Naruto as he tried to throw his hands up in exasperation, but was stopped by the handcuffs holding him down to the table. Dicker stayed looking at the blond a than back at his notes, this all seemed to crazy to be real. But than again he did know a man who could bring a building down with one punch.
"Alright kid looks like you can keep your story straight." Said Dicker finally "But that's all it is a story."
"Hey" said Naruto indignantly.
"Look Naruto this is what I know, first off you have were brought in to a local hospital several hours ago…dead. Your head was completely crushed and you only thing identifying you was your name written in your clothes." Dicker said as he opened the folder he had been given early that morning and tossed over Naruto a crime scene photo taking of his body along the highway. Taking the photo Naruto looked over at it saw that it was him, but how could that be him he was alive.
"Second your body was found later in the hospital with you head no longer in a million pieces." Dicker said as he tossed another photo, this time it showed the blond laying atop a mettle table looking as if he was asleep.
"After that you got up, knocked a security guard unconscious and proceeded to run-a-muck in said a hospital were it eventually took several police offers to subdue you. Kid its been a long-time sense anyone had seen a super let a lone a new one. Now I don't know what your abilities are but if this police report is to be believed you have super healing and from the property damage you cost you have super strength." Finished Dicker as he looked over at the blond to see his reaction to this. For his part Naruto had now idea about half the things this guy was talking about
"what did he mean by supers." Thought Naruto
"It's not a lie." Naruto started to shout, but was stopped when Dicker put a hand up to stop him from ranting off.
"However, this also says that why'll you were trying to make an escape you managed to save a pedestrian who happened to be in the wrong place. Which lead to your capture, so what I'm I going to do with you kid." Dicker said a he got up from his chair and started to walk around the table over to Naruto. This action caused the blond to want a move away, but he was held in place by the handcuffs. as he moved closer and closer Naruto saw the man start to reach in to his pocket for something which caused Naruto to start to panic.
"You wait here, I'll be back in a few minutes." Said Dicker as he used the small key he had pulled out from his pocket and uncuffed Naruto. Walking back round the table the exited the room and left him all alone. Looking down at his now freed hands, Naruto rubbed his aching wrist wonder what was going on. And that when he looked up and saw that the door to the room had been left slightly open.
"He must have not closed it all the way." Thought Naruto happily as he looked at his one opportunity to escape this strange place. On the other side of the door Dicker as looking at a small monitor that was displaying everything that was happening in interrogation room two.
"Do you think he will make a run for it" said a man with glasses who was sitting at a desk working over a keyboard as he typed numbers in. Dicker just continued to look at Naruto waiting to see what he would to. The more and more he talked with the boy the more he was remined of another certain blond who proved to be a problem. However just like Bob Parr, when it comes to Naruto Uzumaki he got the same gut feeling. Back in the room Naruto was also have a crisis of his own
"Man, what should I do." Said Naruto out loud as he rubbed to top of his head in frustration. He felt like he was taking the written portion of the chunin exams all over again.
"I should make a run for it." He thought, but just as he started to get up and move towards the door the stopped just as his had was about to reach the knob. If he made a run for it were could he go the last time he was awake he was in a city now who knows where he could be. And then he stated to think about everything the man had been saying and all the things he had seen, he didn't want to think about it but he was stating to get the feeling that he wasn't going to get home. From another room Dicker watch as the blond stopped right in front of the door hand out stretched, just then however he pushed the door close and rent back to his seat. And at that moment he knew despite what the blond was saying or were he clamed to be he know that the gut feeling he was having was right, he could trust Naruto Uzumaki. Naruto wasn't sitting down for long after he had closed the door when it reopened and In walked in Dicker only this time he was carrying a much larger folder full of what looked like paper work.
"alright kid, I know I'm going to regret this down the line, but in till that time you are now under the jurisdiction of the United States Government. More specifically the NSA." Said Dicker as he took a seat, pulled out a pen form with in his coat, and flipped open the large folder.
"What's the NSA." Asked Naruto confused at what was going on now.
"the National Super Agency." Said Dicker as he started on the necessary paper work.
