A/N: Ok, first of all; Do you know how long it took me to write this? I couldn't think of anything! Finally did it, though, thank God. Hope you enjoy, sorry I haven't uploaded faster. One; Busy lately. Two; Writers Block.


Ways to Annoy Stefan Salvatore!


1. Tell him, "Hey, Stefan, look it's a bunny. Go get it!"

2. Tell him Elena is cheating on him with Damon.

3. Say Katherine is back again and that she's trying to kill Elena.

4. Tell him Elena is dead.

5. Steal his ring so he can't go outside.

6. After stealing the ring, open all the windows before he wakes up.

7. Force Vervain into every single animal he's most likely going to feed on.

8. While by him, accidently get cut, and when he looks at the blood, hold it to your chest and yell, "NO! I'm not a bunny!"

9. While he's feeding off of a rabbit, go by him and frown, then start to cry and whine like a five year old saying, "MOMMY! HE KILLED THE BUNNY!"

10. Tell him Damon is stalking him because wherever Stefan goes, Damon goes, making him uncomfortable.


A/N: One - wait two, things to say.

One: Who should I do next? I'll do whoever the first person that reviews this chapter asks me to do.

Two: Review?