"You are just too fucking amazing to be true," Dave gasped, momentarily losing his cool as he gazed intently at the beautiful orange sprite before him. "I mean, holy steaming shit. You're just like me, only somehow, you're even hotter."

Davesprite chuckled, teasing the somewhat younger Strider by flying near him and brushing a glowing wing gently against his face. "I never thought I'd be one to be attracted to myself," he mused as he hovered by, eliciting an involuntary blush from Dave. "I do have to admit, though, I am pretty fucking smart, ironically hilarious, and talented. Huh, guess we're made for each other."

"Which is to say... I'm made for myself," Dave interjected, his blush deepening in hue. "How much weirder can this get?"

"You know, it's not weird if you take it in an ironic light," Davesprite concluded with a devious smirk.