That ass you're sitting on? Yeah, be prepared to LAUGH IT OFF!
(Ha, you all thought I was gonna be mean and call you laaazy x])
Charlotte flopped onto the bed and groaned into her pillow, not having any more energy. "Gah, the last day..." She tugged the hem of her black tank top in an irritated manner. She wanted some coffee with chocolate-caramel creamer, but didn't want to go downstairs in her nighty-clothes; nor did she want to waste the energy it took to get up and dressed.
Luna pulled off her covers to peer sleepily at her friend. "Why so serious?" She mumbled before rolling over to try and fall back asleep.
"Luna..." Charlotte whined from her bed. The raccoon sighed and threw her blanket off herself, pinning her best friend with a tired glare. Charlotte sucked in her lips and widened her eyes, blinking quickly. "Make me coffee?"
"Lottie..." She imitated Charlotte. "I gave you cat ears yesterday. Go make yourself coffee."
Charlotte chuckled sheepishly. She reached over to the drawers by her bed and snatched up her kitten ears, placing them on her head
"Thanks for that, by the way. BUT! Really, Luna? So unfair! Here I am, bleeding in a place no woman should be allowed to bleed in, still tired from lack of sleep from cramps as well, and my BEST FRIEND-" She shot pouty glare to the other side of the room, sniffling lightly. "Won't get poor me any coffee..."
"Well, shucks. How mean of me." Luna joked.
That statement just set the human off more. She vented ruefully, the other trying not to laugh at her friend's dramamtics. After listening to Charlotte's griping for another minute, she decided to spare the both of them; Her from the complaining, Charlotte from the general ucky-ness of being on a period.
"And furthermore-"
"I've got the perfect thing for you."
"Oh?" This successfully hushed the irate burgandy-haired human. She listened carefully.
"What should every last girl eat when having the painters in becomes unbearable?" Charlotte's eyes lit up with joy.
"You don't mean...?"
"Oh, I mean."
"CHOCOLATE CAKE!" Both girls screeched together before laughing.
"But seriously," Luna said, jumping off her bed. "I got it from Margaret and her boss last night to give to you, in return for fixing the broken coffee shop machine last week."
Charlotte grinned toothily as they headed out of their shared bedroom to the kitchen.
"Mordecai. Mordecai!" Rigby shook his best friend, trying to wake him up. "Dude, get your ass up!"
"Wha..." Mordecai rubbed his eyes an yawned. He pushed the small and annoying raccoon away, standing up to stretch.
Rigby's face grew exasperated at the blue jay's lack of enthusiasm. Didn't he realize he had something awesome to show? "HEY!"
"What, dude?" Mordecai asked as he scratched his back.
"I've got a legit surprise downstairs. It's gonna be sweet, dude, come on."
Mordecai shrugged and followed his hyper friend. They started to run down the hall, but they immidiatly halted. A mere foot fom the girls' bedroom, they grew fearful.
Yesterday, the guys had woken up to early and decided to play video games. When they pounded heavily through the hall at three in the morning, they accidentally woke up a PMSing Charlotte. The crazy girl had trapped them in a hall closet for a very long time until Luna heard them. She took pity and went to fetch Benson to unlock it.
They remembered the door opening to a laughing Benson. The guy was chortling so hard he nearly dropped his balls! He kept saying he felt obligated to give Charlotte a raise for this.
Since they had absolutely no desire to repeat yesterday's performance, they tip-toed softly until they were down the stairs.
"So what's this surprise, dude?" Mordecai crossed his wings and leaned against the wall.
"I got us cake, bro!" Rigby grinned and quirked a brow as he pointed out the beautiful and pristine chocolate cake in the center of the table. It was fairly small, but chocolate cake is chocolate cake.
The guys quickly got to work- Rigby grabbed two forks from a drawer as Mordecai poured two glasses of milk. They sat down, enjoying their little slice of (cake) heaven.
They had just washed down the last of the delightful confection with milk when they heard two voices screaming out two words.
Two words that would seal Mordecai and Rigby's doom.
"This isn't really your cake is it, Rigby." Mordecai's word were more of a statement than a question.
"Dude, they're coming downstairs!"
"Why did you tell me this was YOUR cake?"
"Why did you believe me Mordecai? I don't wanna go back in the closet!" Rigby flung himself on Mordecai, sending them crashing into the ground.
Mordecai, thinking fast, pulled himself underneath the table. He was suddenly glad Pops had decided to get that incredibly ugly pastel pink tablecloth. Rigby barrelled under as well, as they heard the footfalls slow outside the kitchen.
"I'll make the coffee, then we can eat cake!" They heard Charlotte's excited voice as she marched over to the coffee machine.
"I'm gonna make myself some Smacks too. They're my favourite!" Lighter steps headed to the pantry.
All of a sudden, the temperature of the room dropped ten degrees lower. The erie silence was only broken by the quiet plunks of the coffee machine. Mordecai turned his face to the heavily ringed eyes of his idiot best friend.
Picking up the very edge of the table cloth, Mordecai and Rigby peeked out. They saw Luna unfreeze, shrug, then continue to get her cereal.
Tension still filled the air for the guys under the table. Moments later, a high-pitched scream rattled the windows as someone realized their cocoa delight was gone.
"!"
Benson, who had accidentally fallen asleep from watching Cake Boss (one of the best shows ever), awoke to a wordless shriek from the kitchen.
Grumbling angrily, he stood up from the kitchen to yell at the resident slackers. Mordecai and Rigby, always yelling and screaming! They sound like girls!
Luna passed by him, then, munching on some cereal. She noticed his gumballs were red, so she ignored him.
Upon entering the kitchen, Benson's cheeks pinked slightly at the sight of a barely dressed, clearly upset Charlotte. With a pair of black kitten ears on. Two sets of eyes peeked out from under the table before the cloth fell back down.
"Who stole my cake? I'm fucking PMSing guys!" Charlotte cried out. She had angry tears in her eyes as she stomped for emphasis. Benson stopped, body going cold.
If there was one thing every single man in the world knew, it was never piss off a woman... especially on her period.
He realized it was probably Mordecai and Rigby under the table, so they probably ate her cake. He understood why they hid, what after being locked in a closet for a good chunk of a day...
Deciding to appease her, mostly because it'd be funny to see what she did to them, he called out the guys. "Mordecai and Rigby, get out here NOW!" Benson screamed.
Charlotte spun on her heels so fast, Benson was sure she'd have whiplash. Her face was utterly shocked.
Benson? She looked down at what she was wearing; a tight black tank-top, going only to just above her bellybutton, and a pair of black and yellow striped boy-shorts. A small yip and Charlotte's face burned a bright crimson as she sped off past a startled Benson.
After a few moments of silence, the blue jay and raccoon slowly crawled out from their hiding spot. "Are... Are we off the hook?" Rigby whispered.
"Nope," Luna said, coming through to deposite her dirty dishes into the sink. Taking note Benson was there, she dutifully grabbed a sponge and scrubbed them. "She just realized she's practically naked, only in her tank-top and undies. Lottie is prob'ly changing now."
Rigby opened his mouth to speak, but Luna fixed a tight look on him. "Okay, I'm going back into the living room." They watched the small female raccoon leave.
"Heh, loser." Rigby pouted as Mordecai laughed at him.
Benson took his cue to step in. "You guys have to get her another cake." He said in his normal, slightly irritated voice.
Mordecai threw his wings up in outrage. Stupid Rigby, always dragging him into stuff. "Ma-
"Whoa, is that Left4Dead?" Rigby scampered into the living where Luna was playing games. She nodded and tossed him another controller, smiling.
"Rigby!" He was pissed his friend had just abandoned him.
"Go get her a new cake, Mordecai."
"C'mon man, why don't you make Rigby get it! He told me it was his cake." Mordecai complained.
"Ju-"
"You of all people know I don't have any money, dude. I'm livin' off fumes now!"
Benson yelled at him, quite fed up. "Buy the girls a new cake or YOU'RE FIRED!" He turned around and stalked off, red gumballs fading to the normal colour.
"Aw man."
Thanks to those who reviewed chapter three! LOVE YOU!
This chapters my shortest so far, but... Likey? this was the very first thing I ever wrote on Charlotte and Luna. Unfortunatly, I lost all the originals so I'm rewriting... blah blah, I've already said this x] Anyway... this is what started the whole "omg, you should write a fanfiction" from my cousin and my friend. The last day, so she'll be better the next one :3 I'LL UPDATE REAL SOON!
On my Deviant art, I've been drawing Lottie with kitty ears, becaue I've been wearing them for the past month and sumthin' days. I went over this chapter and realized I needed to add in her wearing cat ears, so I totally did! :D Remember to wear your cat ears, child-ren! KITTEH~
Hope you enjoyed reading, please reveiw!
Thanks! Miss Awesome, signing off~
