Disclaimer: I'm not J.K but I love twisting what she wrote.

Warning: okay this is slash. If you had not gotten that yet there is something… seriously… wrong with you.

A/N okay the muse is stuck so this is the update. I hope you guys enjoyed the last one. I know I did. Also let me know what you guys think and any ideas you might have. It has been decided that this story with be a series. Whereas the third party of WWW they torture the students and teachers. This first fic is Harry getting the man and playing matchmaker in the process. The second is everyone getting back at him but things go terribly wrong. And the third Harry finds a shock in his family. Give me any ideas and thought.

Chapter 5

Snape watched Harry walk away and felt the need to follow him. He growled at the headmaster. "Of course I wanted to talk to you, you old fool. Just take me up to that infernal office, offer me the sweets so that we can get the pleasantries over with and I can rant a scream about that impertinent man and you can tell me with knowing eyes to get over it and I can go back to my brewing." He left the stunned headmaster and climbed the stairs. His heart racing as images of the previous minutes flashed through his mind. Opening the door he sat in the normal chair and ran his hand through his hair. The feeling of firm hands holding on as if life depended on it, and the firm lips made him groan. The headmaster walked into the room and sat behind his desk, his blue eyes twinkling madly.

"So Severus what brings you to my office on this fine day?" He scowled.

"What no laced teas or candies, Albus?"

"No I ran out after young Harry left." He huffed and looked everywhere but at the headmaster. His eyes skimming over the ancient desks top. Halting alarmingly on the black spotted bean resting innocently on it. He jumped from his chair and pointed at it. He opened his mouth to scream, rant, rave, lash out, anything. But nothing came out. Spinning on his heels he paced the room. All previous anger coming back full force.

"That stupid, insufferable, lazy, arrogant man!" He spun and looked at Albus. "This is all his doing, I want him gone Albus. You need to get rid of him. "Albus twinkled at him.

"Now Severus, Harry isn't that bad... if you got know him…" He fumed.

"I don't care what you say about him Albus! He..." nothing. He pointed at the bean. "That…" again nothing. In pure frustration he Growled and started pacing again.

"Well this is interesting. Harry did say nobody could talk about It." his wand bounced on his bottom lip in a gesture of thought. He leaned forward. "Tell me Severus, what did you see?" His twinkling eyes could burn holes in the frozen form of Snape. But the look he gave the headmaster was nothing but confusion.

"How can you talk? "

"Well Severus when one feels the need to communicate with another… "He scowled at the old man tuning him out. "This understanding comes in the form language." Glaring daggers at the headmaster he slowly lowered himself to the chair again.

"Enough with the jokes old man I'm talking about that." He nudged the bean with his wand. The headmaster gave him a look. He knew this look; hated it. It told him he was missing something.

"Severus you ingested the candy. You cannot speak of it. But I have yet to try It." his twinkle grew. "But personally I can't wait." He gave the old man a horrified look. The old man waved it off. "But we digress. Tell me Severus. What did you see?" He sat back pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Albus there is the hole in your logic. I cannot talk about it." Glaring at the old man. "And even if I could I would not tell that sort of personal information." He stood and walked towards the door. Missing the knowing look on the old man's face.

"Whoever it is Severus, I say go for it. You deserve to have some happiness. Plus once you get to know him you may agree. Enjoy the detention on Friday. "As he was about to shut the door he froze and looked horrified at Albus. As Albus waved his hand the door shut on its own, but the only thought he could process was what the hell had I been thinking.

Harry's POV

He stalked down the halls towards the kitchens. That utter bastard. Utterly sexy bastard. Shut up you. He growled at a nearby student making them jump out of his way. He ran his finger tips along his lips for the hundredth time since leaving the stairwell. Man could Snape kiss. He tickled the pear and entered the kitchens. He sat down at the table and an over exuberant elf ran up to him and hugged his legs.

"What can Dobby be doing for you, Master Harry Potter?" Harry looked down at the elf and a light bulb lit in his mind. He knew exactly how to get back at the bastard. He pulled the box of beans out of his bag and handed a Brown one to Dobby.

"Dobby I need you to make a special Chocolate mousse cake for professor Snape. You need to cook that piece of candy into the pie. Do you understand?" The elf nodded his head.

"Oh yes Master Harry Potter. Dobby will do as yous asked." The elf left him alone as he leant back smirking to himself. Harry left and made his way to the great hall for dinner.

Upon entering the hall he knew instantly that Snapes eyes were on him. He could feel them burn over his body as he made his way to Gryffindor table and took his place besides his two friends. After greeting them he sneaked a look at Snape and noticed the barely suppressed… need? Snape Glared at him and scowled down at his own plate. Harry turned away a filled his plate. But just pushed the food around. Acting like he was eating but didn't really consume anything. He could feel several people watch him as he did this but ignored them. He was anxious for the dessert to appear. He scowled down at the meat loaf and willed it to disappear. With a small smile it did just that and dinner ended. Happy exclamations rang around the hall. He sneaked another glance at the Potions master. Missing the knowing looks from Hermione and Ron.

Snapes POV

He stared incredulity at the slice of cake that was on his plate. He poked at it with his fork the mouse filling gave easily away and the moist chocolate cake sliced cleanly as his fork cut through it. His mouth watered just looking at it. Looking around the hall he made sure no one was looking as he scooped the first bite into his mouth. Moaning as the mousse and cake blended and melted smoothly on his tongue. Cutting into the cake a second time he brought the sinful thing to his mouth. Almost purring as the flavors combines and warmth spread through him. Making quick with the rest of the piece ran his tongue over the fork trying to get the last remnants of the chocolate off of it. Only sinful the way you're eating it.

Snape looked around the room and noticed with surprise that everyone was staring in his direction. Some had horrified expressions, others envy, and a several pairs, but specifically one pair of green eyes, looked at him lustfully. A need clawed at him. Smirking he called a second piece to his plate and cut a piece from it. Keeping his eyes on the darkened green ones he poked the piece of cake into his mouth letting his eyes drift close at the flavors and sensations running through him. He allowed his tongue to run over the fork as he pulled it from his mouth. This elicited some moans; only one of them his own.

{Okay lemon start…=}

A weight settled on his lap and instantly Severus felt dread settle into his stomach. Arms wrapped around his neck as he tried to pull away, not even daring to open his eyes. A shiver passed through his body as warm breath ghosted his ear. He moaned as a tongue trailed down the shell to the crook in his neck. A gentle kiss was place at this juncture before placing open mouthed kissed back up his neck. Severus was breathing hard by the time the lips met his own. He moaned deeply into the mouth. His eyes snapping open as the mouth pulled away. Dark lustful green eyes looked down at him. He shifted his gaze to the students and met the same triumphant lustful green ones sitting at the Gryffindor table. He bit his lip as the weight on his lap shifted rubbing the two erections together. He swiftly stood. Not in the great hall. Not at dinner. It looks you won't have a choice soon. The man in front of him wrapped his legs around his waist and nuzzled his face into the crook of his neck biting slightly as Severus grasped the table to try not to fall over.He heard someone faintly calling his name and saw Minerva looking at him worriedly as he swayed from the table he put a hand against the wall for support. Almost to the door. Harry ran his hands to his hair and tugged lightly pulling a gasp from him.

He looked back at the students. Nope Harry was still sitting at Gryffindor table. Since when was he Harry? Hands slipped into his robes and ran over his chest. He pulled the door open and slammed it behind him as he slumped against it. He locked the door and warded the corridor before allowing himself to grab hold of harry and bringing his mouth to his own. Devouring it. He remembered the taste of their encounter at the griffin. He moaned into the mouth as the hands skimmed down his chest to pull him closer. Rubbing their cocks together. He pulled his head away and leaned against the wall at the mouth devoured the showing skin. Long fingers undid his pants and as the cool air touched his heated skin he wondered what he could do to get a certain green eyed man back for this second humiliation.

A/N and end. okay so no hurt me please. I decided that because I have two chapter and havn't updated in a while to give you an extra. That and I think if I wait to post this I will forget its done and ready. So im posting this now. Let me know what you think Kay?