"HE WUT?!"

Ocelot sighed. He really needed to talk to Zero and the real Big Boss about his new job on taking care of these babies.

"Commander Miller," Ocelot continued. "I swear, that guy is on steroids, or his testosterone levels are naturally that high."

Kaz groaned. "Did you at least go over the rules with him?"

Ocelot scratched the back of his head. "Oh yeah, of course!"

Kaz raised an eyebrow. Ocelot sighed, "Fine, I admit it. I forgot to. He was simply too strong for 28 full grown soldiers ok?"

Kaz stood up suddenly. Ocelot looked up. "Huh?"

Kaz turned to the radio and rung up the security force. "Security? DD security, are you there? Good, I want you guys to bring the boss here in the Command Center immediately. Thanks. Good bye."

Ocelot looked at him confusingly as Kaz turned around. He smiled, "Let's practice medicine!"

"Huh," Ocelot said.

Kaz took out a syringe which had a strange whitish liquid in it. "I contacted Code Talker," He spoke, "about what was happening to Snake these days. How he wasn't acting like his old self and how he always was kind of weird. So… he gave me some of this to inject into his blood stream; it should then restore him back to normal."

Ocelot eyed the liquid. "Looks like semen to me… you sure that isn't Code Talker's jizz from jerking off?"

Kaz smiled. "It kind of does look like it. But old men don't get erections."

Ocelot couldn't nod in agreement before a trio of DD security guards walked in escorting Snake. "Hey guys," Snake greeted, "Y'all needed something?"

Kaz smiled as he walked toward his friend. "Yup, just wanted to shank you very much!" Kaz said as he stabbed him with the syringe.

Snake widened his eyes in shock as he watched the clear liquid go into his bloodstream. He looked up in fear, "What's that?" He grabbed Kaz, who was laughing hysterically, "Start talking bitch!"

Kaz smiled, "It's my jizz! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Ocelot nodded. "I knew it was someone's sperm."

Snake threw Kaz at two confused DD Security guard and threw another DD Security guard into the bookshelf, knocking over both books, wine bottles, and a monopoly box. "Fuck you! Go suck a dick!" Snake then screamed, "How do you get this out?!"

Kaz smiled, "You won't but I'll inject more if you keep acting this way! Treat others with respect and fucking fulton something other than a god damn sheep! I hate them now because of you! Go into missions with a non-lethal weapon now! Use stealth more often, and quit acting so weird!"

Snake screamed, "I will for now on! I swear!"

"Good! Now be gone! I want to see you do missions the Diamond Dogs' way!" Kaz exclaimed.

Snake ran out of the room and for the first time in a while, grabbed a WU silent pistol and a M4 rifle that shot rubber bullets. He jumped inside his helicopter with D-Dog and flew away back to Afghanistan.

Meanwhile Ocelot looked around at the confused security guards, the still laughing Miller, the broken bookshelf with the unconscious sentry, the puddle of wine over him, and the empty syringe that once contained Kaz's jizz in it, and sighed. He wondered why everyone here wasn't in a mental hospital.