[Everyone hears a rumbling sound, and Lori zooms across the screen on her stomach, grabbing Lincoln in the process.]

Lori: [screeching to a halt, shouts] I'M GONNA KILL YOU, LINCOLN!

Lincoln: [crying] No! Wait! Please! It wasn't me!

Lori: I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR CRUD, LINCOLN! NOW YOU'RE GONNA-

[Sam bursts in and tackles Lori while the other sisters and Clyde form a human shield around Lincoln.]

Sam: No, you're not! You're not gonna hurt him again!

Lori: GET OUT OF MY WAY, SAM! [chucks Sam at the wall, knocking him out]

[Lori then heads over to the human shield to get Lincoln.]

Luna: You're not going to hurt our brother again, Lori!

[Lori effortlessly piles through the human shield and finally gets to Lincoln.]

Lori: [chokeholding Lincoln] YOOOOOU...

(Lori shakes with fury, then becomes ominously calm)

Lori: Oh, what I'm gonna do to you.

(Lori is nervously evil)

Lori: (Pant, Pant, Pant) I'm so ANGRY! First... I'm gonna tear your lips out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. And then... I'm gonna... GOUGE your eyes out. Yeah!... That's what I'm gonna do.

[Lincoln is shaking heavily in fear and tears are running down his face.]

Lori: Yeah, you're scared, huh? Next... I'm gonna... T-t-t-t-t... T-t-TTT... TEAR your arms out of the sockets!

[Lincoln whimpers.]

Lori: And you wanna know what else? I'm gonna hit ya, and you're gonna fall... And I'm gonna look down and I'm gonna laugh.

[Lincoln cries softly, and shakes in fear.]

Lori: But first...

[Lincoln gasps.]

Lori: FIRST... [calmly] I've gotta take a whiz.

(Lincoln is shocked)

Lori: [releases Lincoln and sets him on the floor] Don't you go anywhere. You... Stay... Right... Here. Right... On... This... Spot. I'll be back!

[Lori heads off to the bathroom. Then, Sam regains consciousness.]

Sam: [to the viewers] I may as well be a superhero after all those times I got knocked out. [heads over to Lincoln] Come on, Linc! We've gotta am-scray before you-know-who comes back.

[The 8 sisters and Clyde wake up.]

Luna: [groans from pain] What happened?

Lincoln: Lori piled through your human shield, and is about to rip me to shreds once she comes back from the bathroom.

Sam: Come on, guys! Let's scram!

[They all leave the house. Soon after, Lori comes back.]

Lori: Alright, I'm done. [cracks her knuckles] And now to- [notices no one's around] Huh? Where'd the twerp go?!

[Cut to the Louds, Clyde, and Sam running for Lincoln's life.]

Clyde: [panting] I think we'll need a faster mode of transportation.

[Sam looks around for any vehicular support. He then sees a van with a rocket on top of it.]

Sam: How about that? [points to the rocket van] [heads over to two anthropomorphic ducks] Excuse me, can we borrow your flying van?

SwaySway: Actually, we are-

Sam: [singsong]I've got breadsticks. [waves the bag of breadsticks in front of SwaySway and Buhdeuce, throws it into the forest]

[SwaySway and Buhdeuce go for the bait. Meanwhile, the friends jump in the van.]

Sam: So, guys, I'm gonna be driving, since the eyebrows say that I'm in charge. Now, how to start this? [pushes random buttons which triggers the van's varying functions, until he presses the start button] Alright, got it!

[Sam flies the van into the air and starts doing some cool tricks.]

Sam: Haha! This is just like a video game!

Lincoln: At least Lori won't be able to get us up here.

Lori: [from outside] I wouldn't be so sure about that.

[Everyone (sans Sam) looks out the window to see Lori in a minirocket.]

Luna: What the? How did you-

Lori: Borrowed it from some kid named Jimmy Neutron.

[Flashbacks to Jimmy running some experiments while Lori steals his rocket in the background.]

[Lori then rams the rocket into the back of the van, breaking through the doors and trying to tackle Lincoln. However, the others try to save Lincoln. As a result, a huge dust cloud is made.]

Sam: Guys! Careful around the controls!

[Sam ends up getting sucked into the cloud and the van starts plummeting downwards. After a few minutes of fighting, everyone soon realizes the fate ahead of them.]

Everyone: [screams]

[The van crashes, producing an explosion with burnt pieces of bread in it. Everyone slowly climbs out of the debris, moderately scathed. Cut to Lori in and Lincoln in front of the former's door.]

Lori: And that's what would happen if you were to botch my prom dress for tomorrow

Lincoln: I highly douby any of that would actually happen.

[Lori growls like a lion at him.]

Lincoln: OK, OK! [heads back to his room]

Sam: [comes up the stairs, holding his 3DS] Hey, Linc, want to play some Smash 4?

Lincoln: [opens his door] You bet!

[The two boys then start playing Smash 4 on their 3DS's.]

THE END