Hi everyone. Also, sorry for the late update and the crappiness of the story. Anyways, hope you enjoy it.
PS. Another sexual reference made. So you have been warned again.
The boys met up with each other at the end of the school day and walked home from school. Kyle was reading one of his school books as he has homework to do by tomorrow. Kenny was talking to Stan and Cartman was eating a bag of cheesy poofs.
"So, what punishment did you get then for this morning?" Kenny asked Cartman.
"I have to help out at the dance," Cartman answered, "It's so unfair,"
"What do you have to do?" Kenny said,
"I don't know yet, but I bet it'll be something gay," Cartman moaned, he glanced over at Kyle who wasn't listening to the conversation. "Speaking of gay. Why are you doing homework right now?"
"Because Fat ass, I have to pass the test we have next week and I won't have time to do homework tonight" Kyle replied,
"Pfft," Cartman said. He couldn't care much for studying at home; he thought that studying is a waste of time. This, of course, is why he is doing so badly at school.
"So Kyle," Stan started the conversation up again, "Have you asked anyone out yet to the dance?" Kyle looked up from his book.
"No one yet, but I'm thinking about asking out Bebe,"
"Bebe?!" Cartman butted in, "She would NEVER date a Jew, and not a smart one too. Everyone knows Bebe is a ho,"
"Shut up fat boy," Kyle shouted, "At least I'll be asking someone out, unlike you."
"F-- YOU JEW!" Cartman yelled. The two turned away from each other, not passing a glance till they got to their houses. The gang said their farewells, then split up and went their different ways. They were unaware that a certain person was spying on the boys for a sometime. Chef was programmed with a high frequency hearing hardware that could pickup sound from 5 miles away.
"How interesting," He said. As soon as he said that, a ringing sound came from his chest compartment. Chef pressed one of the buttons and an electronic sound came from its speakers.
"Chef," It called, "Have you got any information?"
"I have," Chef answered, "I think you will find this information quite pleasing,"
"Excellent," The voice said, "Head back to HQ," Chef then switched off the communicator and then began to head to 'HQ'.
Kenny had decided not to go home just yet; he had taken one of the other roads from the junctions of the main street and has begun to walk up the street. He took out a piece of paper from his pocket and read it. It had an address on it. He then put it back in his pocket and began to walk again. Kenny was looking for someone. He then turned to the right at the end of the street and began looking at each houses door, but then stopped. There was a girl at the other side of the road a few feet away from him, she had long red hair and was wearing a purple jacket and dark purple trousers. Kenny had a crush on her and wanted to ask her out to the dance. He walked out across the road.
"Hey Rebecca!" He called out to her. But, as his luck goes, a truck came speeding down the street and runs over him, killing him instantly. Rebecca watched the whole thing and quickly rushed to his aid.
"Kenny," she said as she kneeled down beside him. She examined him; he had blood pouring from his head and had broken legs and arms. Rebecca had learned First Aid at school and began to help him. First, she took off her jacket and wrapped it around his head; she then moved the legs together so that they were straight. But as she was doing that, Kenny came back to life. He groaned and leaned up, he seen Rebecca touching his leg. She noticed him staring and quickly stopped what she was doing and turned away.
"I'm sorry," She said blushing, I forgot you could come back to life," Kenny took off the jacket that was wrapped around his head
"Don't worry," He said smiling, "It was nice of you to help me anyway. Just my luck that I had to get run down today, that usually doesn't happen till next week." He laughed. Rebecca smiled at him.
"Hey Kenny, can I ask you something?" She asked him,
"Yeah," he replied.
"Would you..." she hesitated, "Would you like to go to the dance with me?" Kenny looked at her,
"Of Course!" He said, "That is what I was going to ask you."
"Really," she said, "Great!" They both smiled at each other. Kenny then got up and decided to head home.
"Thanks again for helping me," He said, Rebecca waved to him as he walked down the road. He then turned the corner of the road and looked around, he didn't see anybody there.
"WOO HOO!" He shouted and jumped up into the air, he was very happy. He then began humming as he walked down the road to his house. Things were finally going his way.
That night, in the Broflovski residence. Kyle was busy studying, like he said, for the test he was going to have the following day. He was very sleepy and began to doze off. He nearly went into a deep sleep when he banged his head on the desk, waking him up unpleasantly.
"Ow," he moaned, rubbing head, "He began reading his textbook once again when he heard a thump at the door. Kyle stopped reading and looked at the door, he then walked over to it and opened it; there was none there. He then went back to his desk when he heard another bang; he quickly swung open the door. No one there again.
"That's weird," He thought to himself, he then left the room and went to Ikes room, he wasn't there. He didn't go to his parents' room because they were away doing the shopping; they probably took Ike with them so he was all alone in the house. Now he was scared. Kyle went back into his room and shut the door; he then heard a rumble in his wardrobe. He slowly walked over to the door. He held the knob of the door and turned it. The door opened slowly and then.
"BOOOO!" Ike jumped out the wardrobe and landed on Kyle, who was screaming like a girl. Ike began to laugh rolling on the floor.
"IKE!" Kyle shouted, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Ike got up and tried to talk without laughing.
"That was too funny, you always scream like a girl when you're scared," Ike said,
"No I don't," Kyle replied, "Now get out my room," Ike sighed and then headed out the door, he opened the door but in his way was big black body. It was Chef and he looked down at the little boy. Ike screamed and ran back to Kyle, hiding behind him. The robot moved in the room and took out his red glowing spatula.
"OH MY GOD!" Kyle screamed. The robot swung his weapon and Kyle and Ike managed to dodge it closely. But the robot was too quick, he pinned Kyle to the wall with his utensil and grabbed Ike by his shirt collar.
"Now," Chef begun, "Now that I got you pinned down, I have something for you," A thick metal rod came shooting out from his lower control panel.
"Let's begin," He slowly inched closer to Kyle, with Ike watching in horror. Kyle was so scared; he was going to be like those kids on the news. This is it. He was going to die.
CLIFFHANGER!!
