Hey, back again, thanks to all your reviews, I love them. This story is a romantic-comedy, and it is my first comedy so bare with me okay. Hope you enjoy this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it. Now on with the story.

Chapter 4: Someone, Please Kill Me

My alarm sang painfully in my ears, the song was loud and shrill, most likely a heavy metal song. I stumbled around to find my alarm clock to shut off the annoying music, but my fingers couldn't find the clock, but I sighed with contempt once the song ended. I debated on snuggling back down and going back to sleep as the music filtered through my room or get up and shower. The blankets were warm and the bed was extra soft, the will in me to get up dissolved and I snuggled further into the blanket and hummed to the song playing on the radio. It was soft and romantic and I pictured myself dancing in the moon light, wearing a pure white dress with golden slippers, thinking I was a princess, then as the song began to speed up so did my moves and a danced partner appeared in front of me, he was wearing a dashing black tuxedo, but his face was outside the moon's light, but I knew immediately that I was dreaming about Seiya, I sighed in the daydream as I imagined Seiya voice singing his love to me, a blush stained my cheeks, but my dream self still danced and swayed to the song with my partner, but the song was ending soon and my daydream would be swept away, as the last lyric was sung I curtsey to my partner. My partner in turned bowed to me, his face finally revealing itself in the moon's light, I gasped when it revealed Darien's smug face, his midnight blue eyes twinkling in the moon's light; he started to speak, but his voice was not his own.

"This song's going out to Serena with all my love, Darien. Serena, I hope you know what a luckily girl you are,"

The words snapped me out of my daydream and I bolted up in bed, not believing my ears. No, No, did Darien just professed his love for me over the radio, was my first thought, my second thought was that I was a dead woman. Million upon million of listeners just witness Darien admitting that he loved me, what am I going to do? When my friends and family find out about this, I am going to be in big trouble, especially when my mom finds out.

"No, not mom," I whispered to myself, if mom found out what I had done, she would bind my powers and take away all my books so I would never lay a hand on anything witchcraft for as long as she or I lived. I shivered in fright, she must never find out.

Too distraught to sleep, I flung the blanket from my body, feeling the cool morning air attack my skin giving me goose bumps. Shivering, I hurried out of bed and headed straight for the shower, I needed something hot and I needed time to think. I grabbed a towel from the lining closet and strolled down the hall to the bathroom, quickly closing and locking the door behind me. Once I got the water to a nice hot temperature I jumped in allowing the water to warm up my cold skin. Feeling the water unlocks all the tension in my body, I relaxed. My mind slowly drifting off in thought.

"Now what am I going to do? I have to make Darien hate me and love Rei, but with the love potion in effect that might be impossible to do," I mumbled to myself.

I was so lost in thought that it took me a minute to realize that the water was getting cooler, and it was not until it had turned cold that I snapped back into reality, I screamed in shock and from the ice water spraying my body, I stumbled and tripped over the wet surface and landed on my butt in the tub, bruising my tail bone. I shivered and tried again to regain my balance, slowly standing up, I blew out a breath as I stood shivering in the icy cold water and with shaky fingers I turned off the freezing water and draped a towel around my cold body trying my best to warm myself up.

"Never think in the shower, it's not a good idea," I huffed, opening the bathroom door and darting back to my room, grumbling all the way.

I grabbed a pair of hip hugger jeans and a pink t shirt with a heart on the front; words 'born to love' written in the heart. I spotted my phone on my dresser and thought of Ami immediately.

"I should call her," I whispered to myself, when I noticed that I missed a call and there was another text on my phone.

My eyes brows rose when I didn't recognized the number and they did not leave a message. I sighed, I hate when people don't leave me a message; it irked me; if I took the time to play with my stupid voicemail and leave a sugary sweet message saying I'm busy and to leave a message, leave a message. I rolled my eyes in frustration and clicked off my voicemail before I turned to my text, it was another message from Darien.

Good morning good looking, miss you last nigh, I could have used your loving body to warm my bed. See you soon, Love Darien.

My eyes widened to saucers and my mouth hung open allowing my tongue to fall out, suddenly my heart skip a beat and I didn't know what that meant, never had my heart skipped a beat before, should I be worried?

Deleting the message I quickly scanned for Ami's name on my cell phone then pressed talk, it started to ring and my stomach started to flip flop. Ami picked up on the third ring and I could tell that I woke her up.

"Hi," Ami said, yawning.

"Ami, Rei and I have a problem, we need your brain," I said, without greeting.

"Really? What happen last night, Serena?" Ami asked.

"Everything was going fine at first, I helped you snagged my brother and Mina and Lita both snagged their desires, so I went into the kitchen to get two beer cans, I poured the potion into one of the cans and as I was about to leave the kitchen, I bumped into Rei," I started to explain, "So I gave her the other beer, she dropped her potion into the beer and we headed to where Seiya and Darien were. Once we got to the stairs we also found three bimbos and Jed there as well. I tried to give Seiya my drink and Rei did the same for Darien, then there was a hot potato game with the cans, I lost sight of mine and so did Rei, in the end Darien drank mine and Jed drank Rei's and now were screwed."

By the end I was almost in tears, how could I let this happen, I should have somehow gotten Seiya alone to give him the beer not out in public, stupid me.

"Wow, that's a… not good Serena," Ami said, obvious stunned.

"And you were no help, I tried to talk to you but your tongue was too far down my brother's throat to listen," I yelled, angry once again.

There was no response and I knew Ami was blushing. "Hope you didn't have sex with him on that couch," I laughed.

"Ami I have to ask; why did it work on Jed and Darien? You said we were supposed to burn our desires hair, Darien was not my desire and neither is Jed, Rei's," I spoke, pacing the room, knowing I was not going to like her answer.

"Well, you see, it could have been anyone's hair, it didn't matter if it was your desires hair or not, we just needed human hair, I choose our desires hair because it would make the potion more powerful," Ami explained sheepishly. "I should have made that clear and we have another problem, the potion will not wear off and there is no anti love potions, the only way to break the potions spell is to find Darien and Jed's soul-mate and have soul-mates first kiss."

"How the hell are we going to do that?" I asked, a headache was coming on and my brain was about to explode.

"There is the soul-mates spell," Ami said quietly.

"What spell?"

"I have been working on this spell that allows one to see soul-mates, the only problem is that you can't see your own soul-mate, but that of others," Ami explained.

"Sounds great, meet me at Rei's in a half a hour, bring the spell," I yelled, hanging up, not waiting for a response.

I placed my phone in my purse before slinging it over my shoulder. Taking off like fire I ran downstairs and jammed my shoes on. Opening the door I almost stepped on something, looking down I noticed that I there was a beautiful bouquet of red roses and a box of chocolates in a red heart shape box, I sighed and blushed as I inhaled the fresh sent of the roses. Picking up the roses and chocolates, I scurried off to the kitchen to put the roses in a vase and I sneaked a couple of pieces of chocolate into my mouth. I moaned in delight, never had I tasted such delicious chocolate before in my life, it melted on my tongue and I had to fight with my inner demon not to eat another piece of chocolate, it was when I placed the roses on the table that I noticed a card in the center, taking out the card, my heart speed up when I read the name Darien.

"Not again," I whispered, but for some reason I was not annoyed and thought it sweet.

My love for you goes beyond the stars, I would lasso the moon, just give me the command, all my love Darien.

"Man he is cheesy, but cute," I sighed, smelling the roses again.

Placing the chocolates and roses on the table I remembered that I had to meet Ami at Rei's. I quickly took off in a sprint out the door, slamming it behind me; I took off down the street as the sun was making its way through the sky, beaming its warm rays upon the earth.

As usual for me I didn't care for the other people on the sidewalk, I was a girl on a mission and that mission was to get to Rei's as fast as possible so we can find a cure for our problem. I stumbled and bumped into people, yelling a "sorry" and waving a hand over my head but I didn't stop to help them up, I just kept running. I turned the corner without slowing down and to my surprise and shock I bumped into what felt like a brick wall. My legs instantly gave out and my body felt the pain of the collision. My body started to fall backwards and I closed my eyes waiting for the painful impact that the ground was going to give me, but it never came, I waited another second, still not impact, nothing. Opening my eyes I almost cried out in shock, before me stood a man in a black tuxedo with a white under shirt and a top hat, his strong arms were around my waist stopping me from falling. Never had I seen a man dress so formal, outside of my dreams, but what really drew my attention was that he was wearing a mask and a cape? Did men wear capes these days; my mouth gaped opened and I was memorized by this man. He slowly unraveled his arms from around my waist once i was steady on my feet and before I could say anything, he was down on one knee and from his inner pocket he produced a rose, the color of the deepest red, the thorns were carefully snipped off and I just stared at this stranger, not knowing what to say or do.

"For my lady," He offered me the rose. "Your beauty surpasses that of this lonely rose; Take this humble gift as a small token of my affection."

I stuttered and mumbled but no words came out, but I did take the offered rose and watched dazed like as the man stood and kissed the palm of my hand. I blushed and gave him a goofy smile, my heart beating heavy against my chest. With a swish of his cape the man stepped pass me and turned the corner leaving my sight. Hearts floated in my eyes, never had anyone gone to so much trouble as to offer me a rose, I smelled the rose again and wondered who the man was, was it Seiya? Is he finally coming around to loving me? I shook my head from those thoughts and with a cough I noticed that there was no audience to our little encounter which I was relieved. Holding the rose in my right hand I took off once again heading to Rei's, all the while my head was thinking about the man in the mask and tuxedo.

Out of breath and gasping, I finally reached Rei's temple and started to climb those dumb, hurtful stairs, but as I was getting to the top, I could hear music? Hurrying my pace I made it to the top. I stopped dead in my tracks and suppressed a giggle from escaping my lips. This was a sight that I never wish to see again. Finally the laughter came up and passed my lips and I fell to the ground laughing my butt off, I could not stop the tears from falling.

Rei head was sticking out of her bedroom window, her lips a half frown, a blush staining cheeks, as her purple eyes burned with fire as she stared down at Jed. He was wearing a big red heart costume with red tights, those tights sculpted his well toned leg muscles and well endowed member, and I blushed when I saw the bulge and quickly looked elsewhere. He had a guitar in his hand, strumming the instrument badly and singing a love song off-key. I couldn't take it anymore, I started to roll on the ground, more fits of laughter escaped my lips, by the end of the song I tried my hardest to stay quiet to see what he was going to do next.

"Be my love," Jed sang, offering Rei a pure red rose. What's with roses? The flouriest must be making a lot of money this month.

Rei coughed and scrunched up her face, I could see the word "no" coming to her full lips, but before she could sputter the word, Jed spoke up again.

"Don't answer yet, I have another song," Jed cooed, strumming his guitar again.

I had enough, this had gone too far. I quickly gathered myself up and marched right over to Rei and Jed.

"I think your time is over, lover boy," I said, grabbing Jed's ear. "Girl time now, go home."

Jed stared back up at Rei with love in his eyes and Rei in turned slammed her window shut; closing the curtains.

"Maybe you can serenade her tomorrow," I cooed, shoeing a reluctant Jed down the stairs.

Once he was gone I smiled and went into Rei's house, going into her kitchen. I saw a smiling Rei making tea and for a moment I thought that I heard the song that Jed had sung on her lips.

"So, what did you think of the entertainment?" I asked, sitting at the table.

"Annoying," Rei voice tried to act indifferent but I could see the mirth in her eyes.

"Ami will be here soon, she may have a way to get them off our cases," I explained. "I want some mint tea, please."

Here's another chapter, hope you enjoy it, there will be more laughs in the next chapter, thanks for the review. Smile.