This could be the last chapter and the shortest chapter. Or is it...
Kakashi faced off against the yellow monster. He is a formidable opponent, Kakashi thought.
"HHHHH! I like cereal!" Cheese shouted as he charged at Kakashi.
Kakashi jumped into the air. He looked up and saw Cheese above him. Cheese conjured up a giant bowl of cereal.
"HHHHH! CEREAL!!!!!" Cheese shouted as he threw it at Kakashi.
Kakashi used Chidori to break through the bowl and land safely on the ground.
"HHHHH! WEEEEE!" Shouted Cheese as he flew through the air.
Itachi, who had just stood up, tripped again.
"Hmm, he is trying to trick em into thinking that he is stupid," Kakashi said to himself.
"HHHHH! Now I am a horsy!" Cheese started frolicking around.
Itachi tripped. Kakashi tripped. Even Tsunade, back in her office, tripped.
"Now your a horsy!" Cheese suddenly appeared over Kakashi and jumped on his head.
Cheese pulled Kakashi's hair as hard as possible, as if riding a real horse. Cheese then, quite literally, ripped Kakashi's hair out. Kakashi, bald now, jumped away.
"You ripped out my hair..." Kakashi said as he looked at Cheese.
"HHHHH! I want some chocolate milk!" Cheese said....calmly.
(I put calmly. When somebody acts completely different then the universe intended, this happens:)
A black hole formed on Kakashi. It sucked him in and then the hole disappeared.
"HHHHH! YAY!" Cheese shouted.
"Now to kill you!" Cheese suddenly turned and faced Itachi.
Itachi saw a murderous intent in Cheese's eyes. Cheese activated his Sharingan and continued walking to Itachi.
"I hate you so much!" Cheese shouted at him.
Cheese pulled out a long sword and put it up to Itachi's neck.
"Ever since you gave me that rancid chocolate milk: I vowed to kill you!" Cheese said as he raised the sword.
"NO! CHEESE FORGIVE ME!" Itachi screeched as the sword came down on him.
I lied! Just one more chapter!
