Mario visits North Korea

Defection

So far, Mario has been arrested by Kim Jong-Un and sent to a concentration camp after Kim wanted him arrested for a ridiculously stupid reason.

Mario was currently in Hoeryong Concentration camp and he was having a great time being tortured and starved and overworked.

Mario: Why am I in here?! I didn't do anything!

Guard: SHUT UP!

The guard was repeatedly kicking Mario and torturing him.

Guard: Now, as your punishment, you MUST go to work and build a new highway! NOW!

So, Mario was taken outside to dig up dirt for a new North Korean highway. It was back-breakingly hard and it was warm outside too.

Guard: SHOVEL FASTER!

Mario: I can't…

Guard: FASTER!

As luck would have it, a guard came out and wanted them to come to the great leader (FATTY FAT!) as he had summoned them.

Guard: ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE PASTA-EATING IDIOT! COME, NOW!

Mario obeyed and followed the Guard out, while being kicked as he wasn't going fast enough despite the fact that he had no energy from already being overworked.

The guard came up to a door and knocked on it.

Guard: May we come in, supreme leader?

Kim Jong-Un: Yes,

They both stepped in slowly, the guard kicking Mario in and forcing him to sit. There, in front of them was Kim Fatty Fat at his throne with lots of food, (mostly Swiss cheese) around him. He picked up some chocolate and started eating it and stared angrily at Mario.

Guard: Why have you brought the prisoner here, Supreme leader?

Kim Jong-un: After assessing my injuries after this fat Italian/mushroomer attacked my sexy face. I decided that it was just too much. I am executing this twit and showing his body down the throats of those puny toads.

Guard: That is a great idea, Supreme leader!

Kim Jong-Un: Of course, it is!

Guard: You hear that, you turd, you're to be executed, by supreme leader's orders! YOU UNDERSTAND!

Mario: …

Guard: YOU UNDERSTAND!

Mario: yes…

Guard: Good!

Kim Jong-un: And now, our wonderful KCNA shall show your puny country what will happen to you!

Ri chun-hee: 버섯 왕국의 '영웅'마리오는 평양의 5 월 1 일 경기장에서 처형 당할 것이다. '영웅'은 섹시한 얼굴에 표를 남긴 얼굴에서 우리의 위대한 리더를 찼습니다. 이것은 버섯 도시의 한 이발사가 위대한 지도자와 북한을 모욕 한 이발소에 광고를했다는 사실에 관한 것입니다. 버섯 도시의 북한 대사관 관계자는 "이 바보가 처형당하는 것은 북한, 국가 지도자, 국민들에게 큰 기쁨이라고 생각한다"라고 말했다. 버섯 왕국 공주는 그녀의 약혼자를 다시 요구하고있다. 하지만 당연히 우리는 상관하지 않습니다.

The Mushroom Kingdom 'hero' Mario is to be executed in Pyongyang's May Day stadium. The 'hero' kicked our great leader in the face which left a mark on his sexy face. This was all over the fact that a barber in Mushroom city made an advert on their barber shop which insulted the great leader and North Korea. The North Korean embassy officials in Mushroom city had this to say: "I think that it's a great pleasure to the country, leader and people of North Korea that this idiot gets to be executed" The Princess of the Mushroom kingdom is demanding her fiancé back but naturally, we don't care.

Mario: Peach!

Guard and KJU: SHUT UP!

Guard: alright, that'll be extra work for you!

Kim Jong-un: don't fail me guard.

Guard: goodbye, supreme leader.

So, at this point, Mario lay in his cell, crying himself to sleep. About the fact that he'll never see peach again and that Bowser could easily invade the Mushroom Kingdom. It all just made him sad.

Prisoner: psst. What you in for?

Mario: nothing

Prisoner: you getting executed?

Mario: yes

Prisoner: escape! Just get out through this.

He pulled out some bricks and revealed an escape tunnel. It was perfect to get out.

There was some footsteps coming…

Mario: There're here for me, I'll stay.

Prisoner: really?

Mario: yes.

The guard came to take him away for his execution

Guard: come on, it's time for your execution.

Mario: fine…

The guard took Mario in a police car to the May Day stadium where he was to be executed. When he got to the stadium, there were many people in the seats watching him getting executed.

Kim Jong-Un: This is it. Your evilness will be gone. This is what you get for stomping on me.

Mario broke out and ran towards Fatty.

Kim Jong-Un: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!

Mario didn't care and jumped at Kim Jong-Un and stomped on his face. The North Koreans gasped and could only watch in horror. Then suddenly, a load of US soldiers entered.

Soldier: It's Kim! Get him!

The US soldiers took Kim Jong-Un away and freed Mario. They took him to the Tumen river and bombed Kim Jong-Il and kin il-sung's mausoleum. All while Kim Jong-Un was watching.

Kim Jong-un: Noooooooooo! My precious country!

The US air force dropped Mario off to the Tumen river and they carried on raiding while Mario went off to China.

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So there! Another chapter done! So, it looks like Mario escaped North Korea and Kim Jong-Un got what he deserved!