We. Tend. To. Make. Each. Other. Blush.

"If you're the bird Whenever we pretend it's summer Then I'm the worm I know the part, it's such a bummer But fair is fair If my segments get separated I'll scream And you'll be there"

Soft eyelashes slowly flutter open to reveal sapphire blue eyes. The young man slowly sits up leaning back with one hand on a mattress that clearly did not belong to him. He rubs his eye with his free hand and slowly slides out of bed, once rising to his feet blue eyes wince in pain from the sharp pain coming from his backside. Blonde hair rustles about as he shakes his head. Naruto leans down to pick up his clothing and then flops back down to sit on his best friend's bed. "I am so pathetic…"

Gently tapping a pencil against a note book, dark eyes stare at the clock waiting for class to end. He jumps suddenly feeling his phone vibrate. A low growl forms in the bottom of his pale throat before grabbing his phone and looks at his new text message.

From Greeneyedgirl09: Tonight I'm inviting all of my friends out to dinner, my treat, to my father's new restaurant and I have a special announcement to make! Look good and don't be late! XOXO – Sakura

Obsidian eyes roll as Sasuke snaps his phone shut. For the next few minutes of class he stared blankly at the chalkboard wondering how he should act with Naruto…He didn't know if he should take him as a date, arrive as friends, or just go at his own time on his own accord and keep it all a secret…The brunette knew he had to talk to the blond bimbo, and soon.

After receiving the same text from his best girlfriend he smiled knowing very well what the announcement was. Naruto grabs his bag from beside Sasuke's door and starts to open the door he stops as the phone rings. He quickly drops his bag running over to pick up the phone only to stop after reading the caller ID. "Madison…" he sits down on the coach waiting anxiously for the answering machine.

"I'm sorry but I am not home at the moment *loud crashing noises in the back* NARUTO! Oh my god! *off in the distance* I'm sorry! Oh fuck there's beer everywhere!...SHIT uuuuuhhhh leave a message bye!"

The foxy blond couldn't help but burst into laughter every time he heard that. He paid Sasuke 50 bucks to keep his answering machine that way, His laughter stopped as soon as he heard the most sickeningly sweet soft laughter coming through the machine and then it speak.

"You're so silly you tard…I think I need to meet this Naruto! Any way! I was calling to let you know I can't wait till you come home for the weekend! Daddy desperately needs to speak to you. Oh...*her voice becomes low and seductive* I got you a present…*she then giggles* I love you bye bye tard"

No matter how badly he wanted to pick up the phone and cuss her out or even pick up the machine and throw it. He sat there and endured the pain. A deep heavy sigh escapes before he gets up grabbing his bag just as he starts to stand up right, the door opens up on him. "Ahh! Hey! Someone behind the door here!"

"THEN MOVE DOBE!"

Naruto pouts moving out of the way allowing the older male to walk in and close the door behind him. The tall pale man stands there with his arms crossed and his eyes piercing into blue, "Why are you still here…"

Continuing to pout the blonde huffs, "I didn't have class today, teme…DUR. I was just leaving! I have to get ready for the dinner party."

Coal eyes soften, "Oh yeah…about that…"

The blond looks at the raven curiously as he walks over to his couch. Sasuke was about to say something when he notices the new message alert on his machine 'Shit…I know exactly who called…' He quickly turns looking at the blue eyed boy, "Do I go with you as a date?...or as friends? Or just…not at all?"

Blue eyes fill with sadness and he hangs his head, "We should just go on each other's own accord…I will not fool myself, or anyone else. I will definitely not force you into a situation you don't want to be in…"

As the blond spoke the brunette walked closer towards him until toe to toe, once blue eyes saw the tips of Sasuke's shoes he quickly looked up only to gasp as a firm pale hand grabbed his chin, "Shh…"

Pale and tan lips meet in a soft kiss, "If that's what you truly want…"

Naruto tightly closes his eyes holding back tears, "I can't have what I truly want, so I will do what is best for the both of us…" he takes a step back putting a hand on the door knob.

Black eyes look at him with a slight sadness, "I'm sorry…"

"Don't say that…I'll see you tonight…" Quickly the blond opens and shuts the door quickly walking to his own room before the brunette could even say goodbye.

Sasuke sits down to play the message, he leans his head back tightly closing his eyes. He picks up the phone to call his girlfriend.

"If I'm your boy Let's take a shortcut we remember And we'll enjoy Picking apples in late september like We've done for years Then we'll take a long walk Through the cornfield And I'll kiss you Between the ears"

"WHAT?" A pink haired girl loudly exclaimed inside a echoing female restroom. Blue eyes wince at the high pitched yell.

"No way! THE Sasuke Uchiha had SEX with you!" Her arms flailed about as she talked. The blond nods gently fiddling with his brown jacket he had on over a blue button up with brown dress pants.

"Yeah..I mean…it was pitty sex…"

"Oh come on Naruto, he said he was attracted to you! That's not pitty sex!" The girl gets a large grin on her face scareing the teenage boy, "How was it…"

Naruto blushes deep red pushing her gently and then whispering, "It was amazing…"

"I knew it! Was it big?"

"OH MY GOD! Sakura! Seriously?" He stares at her with a slightly amused look on his face.

The girl nods still grinning holding back enormous laughter, "Seriously…tell me."

"Yes…it was…huge."

The two of them burst into laughter. "We better get to the table…"

Naruto smiles and pokes his head out the door and makes a run for it before anyone can see him, then Sakura slowly walks out behind him. The two of them walk over to the large party room she was holding her event in. The both of them stopped dead in their tracks seeing Sasuke standing and talking with people with a girl who had long curly brown hair in a short black classic dress with her back to them holding onto his arm.

"No fucking way…"

"Who said he could bring that bitch here?"

The two of them look at each other, Naruto looking exstremely angry, "Make her leave…"

Sakura throws her arms up, "No! I can't just do that! Look Naruto…you have to calm down…ok…do it for me…and do it for Sasuke…ok?"

"I'mma need a hard drink…and a few deep breaths." The blond takes a few moments to gather himself before walking on towards them with Sakura by his side.

"…they were so cute! I love my job so much. School is a bust thou, trying to be animal doctor seems to be a great challenge…" The sound of that woman's voice made Naruto want to jump on her and rip her hair out. How could Sasuke do this to him?...Once he joined the circle he stopped to study her face. She was a cute little thing that she was. She barely wore any make up, her dress was low cut but she had a bunch of pearl necklaces on covering up her cleavage, very classy. If Sasuke was to have a girlfriend, that would be her, in his imagination.

"Oh Madison, Sakura and Naruto."

Naruto snapped to attention hearing his love's voice in such an odd tone. He looks up at the smiling girl as she exstends her hand, "How nice to meet you finally! I heard you on the answering machine! Sasuke has told me so much about you! You should come home with him for the weekend you two seem to be really good friends!"

Naruto relentlessly shook her hand smiling, "Yes, we are good friends…but I have other plans for this weekend but thank you…"

"Aww that's too bad…Oh! Hello! Miss host," She shakes Sakura's hand, "How are you?"

Sakura smiles, "I'm good" She looks around and claps loudly, "Comeon everyone! Lets all sit down!"

Madison starts to tug Sasuke along, he lifts a hand up to her, as if she could read his mind she let go and kept on walking to sit down.

Naruto stands there burning holes into the other male with his evil stare, "How dare you…"

"Listen, calm the FUCK down and listen to me," He steps closely to the blond talking in hard but hushed tones, "I called her after you left I was trying to tell her I couldn't come home this weekend and she was all 'well you won't like my surprise…' she fucking knocks on my god damn door, ok…and now I HAVE to go home for the weekend and deal with her fucking father…" He places his large pale hands on Naruto's forearms. "I want nothing more to hug you right now…I'm so sorry…"

"Its fine…" The blond jerks away from Sasuke and walks to the table to sit on one side of Sakura with a tall sliverish blonde haired man sitting on her other side. Sasuke sighs going to sit next to his girlfriend.

Later on in the night, dinner is almost over and desert will be soon. Naruto at this point has had way too much to drink and is talking nonsense to the person next to him. When suddenly Sakura stands up clanking her fork against her glass, "Excuse me! Excuse me can I have everyone's attention!"

Everyone stops talking and looks up at Sakura.

The young lady smiles softly "Its time for my announcement," she reaches down to grab the hand of the man next to her. The man stands up obviously much older than her he smiles standing up and clears his throat, "I and Sakura are getting married…"

Everyone burst into applause congratulations shouted all over the table. Sakura smiles wiping the small tears in her eyes, "And all of you are invited!"

Naruto mumbles, "Even the skank..."

Green eyes stare hard at him, "Yes…only if Sasuke brings her…"

Blue eyes roll he lays his head back on the back of his chair. He gets up and walks to the restroom, Unknowing of the dark eyes watching him.

Sasuke whispers something to his girlfriend before quickly getting out of his chair and following the blond.

Naruto leans on a sink staring at himself in the mirror. He looked pathetic and lethargic, "I am so wasted…"

A deep voice echoes thou the restroom, "I'm sorry…"

Quickly blue eyes look over into dark ones, "Stop saying that…"

The brunette walks over to the blond taking him into his arms rubbing his back, "I…don't know why, Naruto…even with her here…I can't stop thinking about you…"

The tan teen pushes Sasuke off of him staring at him with angry eyes, "Don't lie!"

"I'm not lying!" Strong pale hands grab his face. "I still don't know what I am going to do about all of this…" He leans his head down to gently kiss the other boy, only to be immediately pushed to the hard tile floor.

The angry blond walks around him, "Fuck you!" He storms out of the bathroom and out of the restaurant getting into his car.

Sasuke hurriedly follows him, as he watches the blond pull away in his car and runs to Sakura breathing hard. The girl looks at him with wide eyes and so does the mans girlfriend. "Sasuke whats wrong?"

"Naruto…drunk…driving home…"

"Fuck…"

"You and I left our troubles far behind But I still have just one more question on my mind For all my pals who live in the oceans and the seas With fronds like these well, Who needs anemones?

You're the bird, I'm the worm And it's plain to see That we were meant to be"