A/N: Hello everyone and thank you for all the reviews. `Sea and Chaos´ had brought a very good idea up that Loki should start to bring good music to Hogwarts since his dislike of what the wizards call music. So if you have some suggestions what Loki should play/sing tell me and I'll see what I can do.

So now onwards with some more Ron-bashing! Have fun!


Chapter 4: First lesson

The next morning they all sat together at the Gryffindor table talking about the last evening and what had happened that night.


-Flashback-

Originally Harry should have slept in the bed right next to Ron Weasley while Neville was on his other side. Between Neville and the window was Loki's bed but Loki quickly suggested Harry to switch beds especially since Ron had tried to approach Harry several times only to get shouted at when Harry finally had enough. Harry had been happy not having to sleep next to the red head and Loki didn't care since he didn't need to sleep at all.

But the best thing had happened in the middle of the night.

Ron snored very loud and everyone had woken up to that point when Loki gave him his personal `Ice Bucket Challenge´, something he had seen in TV before he had come to Hogwarts. He conjured up a bucket, went into the bathroom, filled it with ice cold water and emptied it on Ron's head. Said idiot woke up snorting and glared at Loki.

"I'll do this every time you wake someone with your snoring, understood? And next time there might be actual ice in it."

Ron had started rambling about this treatment but Loki wasn't in the mood for it.

"There are people here who try to sleep but you are effectively preventing that and now be quiet or I'll throw you out" Loki warned him for the last time.

But Ron the stupid idiot he was kept on rambling so Loki snapped with his fingers and dumped the boy in the middle of one of the Slytherin dorms where he effectively woke up everyone. Not to mention that they were pissed as hell and hexed him for good before calling Snape in.

The Gryffindor dorm in the meantime was happy that they could sleep without any further interrupt.


Now they all sat at breakfast chatting lively while Ron entered the hall with a bright red head.

"You Laufeyson, I'm going to kill you!" he shouted what let students at the different tables look at him.

"Have fun trying" Loki shrugged.

"Have you any idea what I have been through last night?" Ron fumed.

After waking up the entire female 6th year Slytherin dorm he had a very hard time to explain to a pissed Snape and McGonagall, because they had been woken in the middle of the night, how he got in there and what he had been doing there, especially in the girl's dorm. Not to mention that they didn't believe him one word when he told them that Loki had ported him there with a snap of his fingers. Now he had two weeks' worth of detention and was branded as a pervert by the Slytherin girls.

The best was that he hadn't been able to get back into the Gryffindor rooms because the fat lady also wasn't the slightest bit amused getting woken up in the middle of the night and outright refused to let him back in.

The Gryffindor's had it taught to never piss of Loki and that being on his good side would help them fending off others who thought taking on with them would be a good idea.

They had asked him who he really was after the incident because nobody of their age would be able to pull that stunt but he had only told them to ask the twins. Earlier that morning they had done just that and with his consent they had told them. He had laughed his ass of the sight they had given him on learning that he in fact was the `Loki, God of mischief and mayhem´ while sucking some sweets.

Later, after someone had asked, Loki had explained to them that he hadn't got a `Not-to-prank-List´ not even for those he considered friends which came as a blow to Harry and Neville, but that he would gladly defend everyone who wasn't on his `Shit-List´, which Ron led with a huge advance, from bullies and the like. Oh and that he hadn't got a problem with getting pranked himself which conjured several sinister smiles, especially from the twins. But all in all they liked him and agreed to cover him up when he did something to protect them, pranks on the other hand that depended on who got pranked.

"I don't know and honestly I don't care" Loki retorted before resuming to his breakfast.

"You ported me right into the 6th year female dorm of Slytherin!"

Some started to snickered and it seemed Ron was about to explode but just at that moment Professor McGonagall went around and gave them their time tables while giving him a stern glare. Growling he took his and nearly ran out of the hall.

"Don't you think that this was a bit too much porting him into the female Slytherin dorm?" Harry asked him after McGonagall was out of hearing distance.

"First he is an imbecile and an ass. He has no actual manners, he rarely if at all takes a bath why he smells badly and he is a bully of the worst kind. Did you hear how he had treated that Granger girl yesterday? He is even worse than Malfoy" at the end Loki growled. "And to my defence, it hadn't been my intention to dump him in a female dorm. I aimed for the Slytherin dorms in general so it was sheer luck he landed there. Or bad that depends on who you ask."

Harry looked at him in disbelieve but several from his house nodded in agreement.

"He is right Ron had treated Hermione very badly yesterday. I asked her what had happened when I found her crying in our dorm and she told me everything. How he called her a know-it-all and a mud-blood and also made jokes on her. It seems he had been very cruel to her" Lavender Brown told them.

Just at that time Hermione entered the hall seemingly coming from the library because she had a bulky book under her arm. About Norse Mythology? Loki grinned upon which Hermione blushed while she sat down.

"Hermione I'd like to ask something form you" Loki said and Hermione nodded. "If that imbecile Weasley ever again bullies you, tell me. I'm fed up with his attitude and its time he learns that he is not at the top of the food chain and can do however he likes."

Hermione looked at him like he was an alien. Nobody had ever stood up for her or defended her but she nodded. She had also been in the common room this morning when the twins had told them the truth hence why she now was carrying that book. First she hadn't believed them but now after some reading she trusted Loki even while he stretched the rules a bit far for her liking.

"So that said what lessons do we have today?" Loki asked cheerfully trying to get rid of the gloom.

"Hmm first Transfiguration, second History of Magic, break and at last double potions. Doesn't sound that bad" Harry mused.

"I heard that potions is taught by Professor Snape. He is very strict and doesn't tolerate any mistakes. It is also said that he hates children and only teaches because he is indebted to Dumbledore" Neville said.

"That doesn't sound very good. Which of the professors is he?"

"The one with the greasy black hair Loki pranked yesterday."

Harry gulped. He remembered said professor very well and he didn't like him. It didn't sound very promising and he had looked forward to potions.

"I think in the worst case I can convince him to not give you too much trouble" Loki grinned.

"Thank you and while it is nice to have a friend who cares, don't you think it would better that I sort it out myself should there be any problems? These are my problems anyway" Harry replied.

Loki reluctantly nodded. He was very protective when it came to those people he called his friends mostly because he had only very few but for now he wouldn't intervene. Should Snape on the other hand go too far, well he would get to know what it meant to be on his `Shit-List´.

After they had finished breakfast Harry, Neville and Loki together went to Transfiguration.

The three entered the Transfiguration classroom early and sat down in the front row. Harry looked at the tabby cat that sat on the teachers' desk but dismissed it as Professor McGonagall's pet.

"What do you think will this class be like?" Neville asked curiously.

"I don't know but you are the one with the most magical experience so you should be able to tell us" Harry answered.

Neville blushed. "I know but I haven't shown any magical sign until I was eight. Draco had been right that my family thought for a long time that I might be a squib."

"What is a squib anyway?"

"A person born to magical parents but without any magic themselves" Neville explained.

While they talked more and more students arrived and sat down.

"I ask myself where Professor McGonagall is" Harry mused.

Loki chuckled while secretly conjuring up another cat, clearly a male one, behind the one sitting on the desk in the front. The tabby cat jumped up in surprise when the other cat walked up to her and started to snuggle her. She eyed the other one warily, watched how it approached her again clearly attempting more than snuggling before she jumped of the table while transforming back into a human, Professor McGonagall to be precisely. Some of the students took a gasp on that performance.

"How did you know it was me and how did you conjure up the other cat, Mr. Laufeyson?" Professor McGonagall demanded to know from Loki.

"Well while I definitely knew that the one cat had been you because of the marks around your eyes, which resemble your glasses, I didn't conjure up the other cat" he explained playing the innocent.

"Don't play dumb I heard you chuckle before that other cat appeared out of nowhere."

"I chuckled because of Harrys question and I know for a fact that you saw that I never once touched my wand which laid visibly on my table the entire time" Loki argued while an angelic smile crept onto his face.

Professor McGonagall snorted. He was right his wand had laid on his table the entire time without him touching it once and she doubted he was able to perform wandless magic. Well she doubted he could do it even WITH a wand because it was taught in the fifth grade at the earliest. That had also been the reason why she hadn't believed Weasley this night. Remotely teleporting a person was so advanced they didn't even teach it at Hogwarts not to mention doing it silently with only a snap like he had claimed. She doubted that even Dumbledore was able to do it and he was one of the most powerful wizards. But she would have an eye on Laufeyson never the less. He was up to something and she wasn't even the slightest little bit fooled by that angelic smile of his.

She turned around starting the lesson by giving the class a speech about Transfiguration, the dangers and what can be done with it. As an example she demonstrated her skills by transforming her desk into a pig and back. After that she gave everyone a matchstick they were supposed to transform into a needle.

Harry and Neville tried very hard for some time but they couldn't change it in any way while Loki played with his matchstick observing them.

"It sounds easier than it is in reality" Harry growled and Neville nodded.

"That's because you approach the subject in the wrong way. You just wave your wand and say the spell hoping it reacts as you want. But magic and that includes every branch of it, not only Transfiguration, is a combination of imagination and willpower. This matchstick to needle issue for example. First you have to look very closely at the matchstick, get to know it. Than conjure up an image of a needle in your mind. Think about the needle what it looks like what is the material etcetera. The last step is to take your wand, point it at the matchstick say the spell and will it into the form of the needle you have in your mind" Loki explained. "The more accurate the image in your mind the easier the transformation."

Harry and Neville nodded before they did what Loki had explained. Harry's matchstick transformed the halfway to a needle before it stuck at that. Neville's in the meantime only slightly changed colour. Loki gave them some more advices and at the end of the lesson Harry had managed to fully transform his matchstick while Neville only got a half transformation.

"Mr. Laufeyson, Mr. Longbottom and Mr. Potter please stay behind" Professor McGonagall called out while the students packed up and left the classroom.

"Good work Mr. Potter, Mr. Longbottom and a very good explanation Mr. Laufeyson but the entire time I haven't seen you performing it once" she told them.

Loki picked up one of the matchsticks, put it on the table, took out his wand, murmured something and watched the matchstick transforming into a lollipop before popping it into his mouth with a smile.

Professor McGonagall huffed. "While not a needle in the end a perfect result. Three points to each of you Mr. Longbottom and Mr. Potter for good work and four for you Mr. Laufeyson for an excellent explanation and performance. Oh and you owe me a matchstick. You're dismissed" she told them with a smile.

Loki laughed and pointed at the table where innocently laid a matchstick before the three left the classroom.

Professor McGonagall shook her head. She couldn't pinpoint it but there definitely was something about Laufeyson.

The three friends agreed that this was a very good start and were eagerly awaiting the other lessons.


A/N: So I hope it was to your liking. 'til next chapter!