A/N: People, there is a reason why this is rated T…

Coming up: Korea and his, uh…

Sorry… I'm super tired today. SECONDARY SCHOOL SUCKS

Part 4- Korea

This incident happened a long while ago, but the effects it brought about still lingers. It all happened the day Korea went to the sauna…

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"OHMAIGAWD this is so sexy!"

The scream rang through the Hetalia W- Sauna. There was no doubt of who it came from.

"Ve- Hungary's reading yaoi in the sauna again, isn't she?" Italy scooted closer to Germany, who blushed and shifted uncomfortably. He really needs to cut down on the amount of hardcore BDSM he was watching…

"I know I should not have lent her my newest copy of 'Yaoi Heaven for all Otakus'…" Japan sighed.

"Aiyaa… Hungary's so loud, aru! Can't she at least control herself for a while, aru?" China remarked, irritated.

"Ohonhonhonhonhonhon…" France grinned at the thought of what Hungary was looking at, two trails of blood running down his front as England shot him a disgusted look.

Meanwhile, as the nations chatted, an Asian nation joined them in the sauna, unseen and unknown to all. Of course, nobody noticed him unknowingly walking towards the private saunas, unaware of what was about to happen that still shames him till this day…

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"Ahh… those public saunas are so annoying. Too many loud people for my liking, Da-ze!" Korea declared as he made his way to the private sauna, his ahoge bobbing in agreement. "Private ones are so much better!"

Korea blatantly ignored the sign on the sliding door that said "RESERVED", pronouncing the person in charge of changing the signs was slacking off again.

Well, that was one mistake he would live to regret…

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Hungary wiped away the pool of blood on her chest, eyes still intently following the strips of yaoi manga on the magazine in front of her. God, where did Japan get hold of such priceless stuff? She should ask him someday to grab a ten-year subscription. It did not matter even if it cost the earth. To Hungary, any good yaoi manga was worth as much money as she had to offer.

She, of course, did not hear the sliding door creak open…

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"Ah, so the sauna has already been prepared, da-ze? Well, I totally deserve it, seeing that saunas originated from Korea, da-ze!" Korea smiled as he slid the door open.

What he saw nearly made him scream out loud.

Hungary.

In nothing but pink frilly underwear

Korea could feel the blood trickling down his face onto his chest as he stared. Hungary, bare, laid out for his eyes to feast on. Hungary, the aggressive, manly nation who actually was a girl. Hungary, fangirl of yaoi, wielder of frying pans, deliverer of justice. Hungary…

He did not see her turn until it was too late…

Uh-Oh.

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Hungary was tempted to march up to Korea and strangle him.

How dare he perv on her while she was in the private sauna, dammit? It's not called "private" without a damn reason!

A vein throbbed in Hungary's forehead as she gnashed her teeth, hands twitching for her XXXXXXL concrete-steel enforced, battle-quality frying pan. One hit, and it will be game over. The secret will never be leaked.

But then she stopped, as an evil plan took shape in her head.

Hungary's mouth twitched into a malicious smirk.

Korea was truly going to pay.

Grabbing the nearest towel she could find, Hungary wrapped herself with it and rushed out of the backdoor with a parting hiss-"Today will be payday, Im Yong Soo!"

Oh, she was going to enjoy it.

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Korea stood, dazed and grinning. He had done it. He had finally seen Hungary's breasts, a feat which no other nation other than Prussia at the height of his power has achieved.

But somehow, something in the back of Korea's told him that no good will ever come of this… which he will find out very soon.

The hard way.

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Hungary smirked as she tapped "send" on the email. By the end of the day, every single nation would have received the mail. Every nation will now know Korea's little "secret". He would have to live with it for as long as he lives.

Hungary sighed as she leaned back on her revolving chair. Today has been a rather productive day. Now, all she needed to do was to wait until tomorrow… when the real show begins.

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Korea skipped to the world meeting, humming a K-pop song. It had been yet another wonderful day for the Asian country. Well… that was, before he was bombarded with a crowd of nations right after he made his presence known…

"KOREA! Is you dick really small?!"

"Korea, this is certainly… surprising."

"AIYAA! My brother's penis is not small, aru!"

"Ohonhonhonhonhon… shall we find out, Korea?"

"Become one with Mother Russia, da?"

"Korea, maybe you need to eat more pasta, ve!"

"Everybody shut up!"

"I'm not sure, Kumafujo…"

"Who're you?"

"I'm Canada…"

"Kesesesesesese! Nobody will ever beat my awesome five meters!"

Korea uttered a choked sob as he looked around wildly, eyes widening with hurt and despair. How did anyone find out? How? Tears glistened in his big brown eyes as he fled the World Meeting, screaming profanities in Korean and swearing revenge on whoever spilled his secret.

Amidst all the chaos, one certain brown-haired, green-eyed nation sat back in her seat, a triumphant smile on her face.

Nobody ever messes with Hungary.

Not in a thousand years.