Disclaimer: Don't own anything…except Gaara and Shikamaru
A/N: Hey I'm so sorry that I took so long to get this out, I've just been really busy with school, it's the end of the year and I'm under a lot of pressure. So here's a long chapter to make up for the wait, though I still have to edit it. By the way, I hate this chapter with a passion, the fight scene sucks, both Naruto's and Sasuke's dialogue need to be edited and other things that I need to fix. So if I end up changing the chapter to much I'll announce the changes in a later chapter or on my profile...if I ever get around to putting one up.
Thank you for the reviews and the dream ideas!!
Warning: Yaoi, possible OOC-ness, and Language (really big on the language)
Important: If you're only reading this for smut, you're in the wrong place. While Naruto is going to have lemons/limes occur in his dreams, that isn't what the story is going to be about in the long run. As I said in the previous chapter, I have a plot, one that doesn't involve Sasuke and Naruto fucking. This story will focus more on Naruto's dreams as a whole, smutty dreams about Sasuke are only a part of it. What happens in dreams is different than what happens in reality, especially in this story. So if you're reading this only for smut, I suggest you go somewhere else.
If you still want to keep reading, Enjoy!
"Yeah, yeah. Don't you have detention right now?" Ino said casually as if she was talking about the whether.
"What do you…Shit! I'm late!" Naruto shouted. "Bye Ino! See you at work!" He then turned and ran towards the detention hall, cursing himself for being late.
"Be careful Naruto…"
Chapter 3: Don't Kill The Messenger
When he got to the detention room, he slammed open the door only to see the person that had been haunting his dreams.
Ugh, why couldn't the asshole skip this? I mean, he canceled his student council meeting didn't he?
Naruto looked around and noticed that they were the only ones in the room, "Where's Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked, glaring at the raven boy in front of him. "Isn't his turn to watch us?"
"He's busy." The Uchiha said, returning the blonds glare.
"Okay…then who's watching us asshole?" Naruto said walking towards a seat in the back of the room.
"I am Dobe."
Naruto spun around to face the raven haired boy. "What do you mean by that? They can't possibly expect that we can…"
A small smirk appeared on Sasuke's face. "Yes apparently they can. It's seems as if they trust me to be able to superviseour detention since it only consists of two people. In other words-"
"In other words Kakashi is most likely hitting on some poor innocent teacher this minute, thus leaving the duty of making sure that we behave up to the all important student council president, who in fact is one of the two people who are suppose to be in trouble." The blond interrupted. "Did I miss anything?"
Is it just me or did the bastards smirk just get bigger?
"Almost dobe. You missed that I'm going to be in charge of our after school detentions from now on." He said, leaning back on a desk. (1)
"You've gotta be shitting me…" Naruto mumbled loud enough for the Uchiha to hear.
Can my day get any worse?
"No dobe, I am completely serious. However, even if I'm in charge I still have to follow the rules. If you get a detention for fighting, so do I and I would rather not have to give myself even more detentions with you." the Uchiha explained. Then, walking up to Naruto, he leaned over so their faces were mere inches apart. "So behave, understand."
To close, his face is way to close…God why does he have to look so good…
"Yeah, yeah, just stay away from me and I'll be good." The blond said, as he pushed the Uchiha away. He then turned and walked to the back of the classroom, sitting down in a corner. He then lay his head down and pretended to fall asleep.
Yeah, just what I need, to fall asleep and have those dreams in front of that bastard. Man that would be embarrassing, especially now that I know that he's the one that I'm dreaming about. God, that's just what I need right now, a dream of the bastard harassing me in detention… Alone… After school… With no teachers or students in sight… Shit this is bad.
Before Naruto had even realized it, his thoughts had taken a…more interesting turn and now focused on the Uchiha doing certain things to the blond. Image after image flowed through the poor blond's mind, most involving him lying on the teacher's desk…
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. I'm getting hard. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. ..
Naruto looked up to see where the person occupying his thoughts was, and more importantly, if he was able to see the source of his discomfort. Looking towards the front of the room where he last saw the Uchiha seeing…no one. What the- he was right there a second ago and I didn't hear him move where the hell did he-
"Looking for someone dobe?" said a voice right beside him.
Startled, Naruto let out a scream that sounded vaguely similar to that of a girl. Wiping his head around, he found himself face to face with the raven haired boy. "What the- when'd you get- How did you- There was no-"
"Shut up idiot, you being annoying." Sasuke lazily said leaning his head in his hand. "And try finishing your sentence before you start another, you're just proving that you're as stupid as you look."
"Excuse me?!" Naruto said, trying to stay calm.
"I said when you talk you sound as stupid as you look, having trouble hearing dobe?" he said, a smirk appearing on his face. "And you really shouldn't scream like that, it'll make even more people think that you look like a girl."
"I Do Not Look Like A Girl You Fucking Jackass." Naruto said slowly, forcing himself not to yell.
Stay calm; do NOT get into a fight, that's just what he wants. Calm down Naruto; do not hurt the asshole…
"Really, I beg to differ' blondie."
"Do not push me Uchiha. I am really not in the mood." The blond said darkly
"Just speaking the truth, it's not my fault that you were born with a girlish figure or that you can't open your mouth without sounding like idiot." Sasuke said in a condescending tone.
Naruto stood up slamming his hands on the desk and turned towards the Uchiha. He grabbed the other boy's collar, yanking him to his feet. As he was about to pull his arm back, preparing to hit the source of his anger who was still wearing that smug smirk, the door flew open.
"Hello, my youthful friends!!" the intruder announced loudly.
Naruto could just feel his eye twitching, letting go of the Uchiha (whom he had a feeling wore the exact same expression as himself), his hands dropped to his sides. Naruto turned to face the one who interrupted his fist hitting Sasuke's face. Taking a few deep breaths, trying to calm down he started to talk to the boy…the very green boy.
"Lee, may I ask what the hell are you doing here?"
"Yes! I was told by Kakashi-sensei to come make sure that you were not killing each other!" Lee said, sounding way too happy.
"And why didn't he come to check up on us?"
"I'm not sure! He said something about a dolphin , but I don't know what he meant by it."
::Twitch:: "Dolphin?" Naruto said, a dark expression appearing on his features.
Not noticing the blonds change in demeanor, Lee continued to speak. "Yes! A dolphin! Such beautiful and strong creatures! There is no comparison to their vibrant youth!"
"Are you saying that the reason that I'm stuck with this asshole is because he is to busy trying to…" Naruto growled glaring at the boy in front of him.
"Um…Naruto-kun?" Lee squeaked, finally noticing the dark clouds that were metaphorically hanging over the blond boy.
"I'm going to kill that bastard!" Naruto shouted as he started walking over to Lee. "Where the hell is that pervert?!"
"Uhhh…with the dolphin?" Lee said softly, his eyes widening as he saw the blonds face darken further.
"Lee…" Naruto's glare now totally focused on the other.
Do not kill the messenger, even if he deserves it. Save it for the pervert. Do not kill the overly green boy…
Naruto then began to walk towards the classroom door.
"Where are you going?" piped the wide-eyed boy.
"I'm going to go kill a dolphin molester." Naruto said in a tone that told everyone in the room that he was completely serious.
When he was about 10ft away from the door he was tackled to the ground.
"Lee!" Sasuke commanded from on top of the livid boy, "Lock the door!" (2)
"What-"
"Now! Go outside and lock the door, and stay there until I tell you that it's okay to come in." he ordered, trying to keep the boy under him pinned to the ground.
"Are you sure?" Lee asked concerned about the others life.
"Yes. I can handle myself, you'll just get in the way, now MOVE!"
Lee didn't need anymore convincing as he ran out the door, locking it shut as he slammed the door closed.
"GET THE HELL OFF ME!" yelled an extremely pissed off Naruto.
"I can't do that." Sasuke said tightening his hold on the blond.
"LET ME GO YOU ASS!"
"I am not going to let you run though the school like this." Sasuke said bluntly, flipping Naruto over on to his back so he could look at the boys face.
"What does it matter to you?! Why do you fucking care what I do you bastard?!" Naruto furiously asked, glaring at the face hovering a few inches over his own.
"I care because I do not want you to get into trouble! Did you forget what I told you?! If you go and do what ever the fuck you want, we both get in fucking trouble you dumb shit! And I would prefer not to have to waist my time in this godforsaken place for longer than needed! Yes I understand you're pissed off, hell I want to go off and kill that pervert too, but I can't, and nether can you! So calm the fuck down!" Sasuke yelled trying to know some sense into the blond's brain.
"Fuck you!! You never give a shit about anyone other than your self so why should fucking I listen to you?!" Naruto yelled. "You just want to keep up your fucking image you asshole! Why the hell should I help you with that?!" He just wanted to be left alone, not having to deal with evil bastards, a pervert with a wish for a premature death or an extremely green boy…he really needed to hit something…
Naruto didn't get the response that he had expected however. He suddenly felt an intense pain on his cheek as Sasuke punched him hard, making his head snap back, slamming it in to the floor.
"What the fuck?!" Naruto exclaimed, shocked that he had been hit; he had left his guard down.
"Shut up, you're annoying." Sasuke said glairing at the blond.
Naruto didn't say anything; instead he quickly lifted his head, slamming his forehead on Sasuke's. Taking advantage of the boy's distraction, Naruto freed his arms from Sasuke's grip and punched the boy, throwing him off the blond.
Quickly standing up, he looked over to where the boy had fallen, only to see that he was gone. What the-not again!
Just as Naruto turned to look for the other boy, he was knocked into a nearby desk by a harsh blow to his side. Stumbling he looked and saw an extremely pissed off Sasuke.
"What the fuck is your problem you idiot?! Do you want to be here everyday after school?! If so do it when I'm not around you dumb-ass! I'm sick and tired of being forced to stay here every god damn fucking day with your sorry ass!" Sasuke yelled punching Naruto in the stomach.
Naruto gasped, clutching his stomach in pain. Taking a few deep breaths he glared up at the other. "As I said once before, why the fuck should I listen to you? I don't give a fuck about what you want, just like you don't give a damn about what I do!"
Then taking a step forward, Naruto delivered a punch to Sasuke's face, growling when he realized that Sasuke had avoided any serous damage by tilting his head so the punch slid off his cheek. He then raised his knee, intending to slam it into the others stomach, only to have it blocked.
Shit. Naruto was now off balance, his knee was in an awkward position and his arm was still in the position that it had been in after he delivered that punch.
Seeing an opportunity, Sasuke pushed Naruto back, grabbing the other boy's collar and using it to slam him into the nearest wall.
"What the fuck is your problem today dobe?!" Sasuke yelled, his patience had broken a long time ago. "Didn't you say that Kakashi was most likely hitting on some teacher right now?! Why the hell are you acting like this idiot?!"
Naruto glared at the raven haired boy in front of him.
My problem is that I'm stuck alone with you in detention and I haven't quite accepted that I'm dreams about you…stupid delayed reaction… (3).
"I told you, I'm not in the best mood, asshole. I'm having a shity day and being here alone with you made it even worse." He growled as he started to struggle.
"Oh?" Sasuke said grabbing Naruto's wrists holding them over his head with one of his own. Placing the hand that wasn't restraining the others wrists on the wall in front of him, he placed even more of his weight on the blond in an attempt to keep him pinned to the wall, his body practically lying on the other. "And what may I ask is so wrong with Kakashi not being here? If I recall you lock him out of the room whenever you get the chance, and you always complain about not needing to be supervised...what's different about this situation?"
Naruto glared at Sasuke, he was right, he had always said that it would be better if they were left alone. They both knew their limits on what would get them in trouble, and even when they went too far they knew the consequences and followed through with their punishments. That was most likely the reason for Kakashi's absence (besides molesting his coworkers) he had finally given in and trusted the two boy with not killing each other…for the most part.
But why did he finally start listening to me NOW couldn't he find a better time to do that!!!
Seeing that Naruto couldn't disagree, Sasuke smirked leaning forward even more, now leaning fully on the blonde, his mouth now just above his ear. "What is it Naru-chan? Is it the company that bothers you? Are you scared to be alone with me?" Sasuke said softly, a smirk forming when he saw the other boy's cheeks turning red.
Stupid, Stupid, Stupid, why did I let myself get trapped like this?! How could I be so stupid! Shit, is he…Naruto's eyes widened as he stopped scolding himself mentally to feel Sasuke's breath against his ear and neck. Oh god he's…
"Sa-Sasuke what are you doing?" Naruto squeaked, stunned by the sudden turn of events.
Is it just me or does this seem really familiar…
"Isn't it obvious?" Sasuke said slightly pulling back so he could look at the blushing blond, but not moving from his position, "I'm waiting for you to calm down, if I hadn't done anything you would have gone on a rampage. I didn't want you hurting anyone because of that idiot (a.k.a. Kakashi)."
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked, confused at the boy's words.
"Usuratonkachi (4), I haven't seen you that mad since you almost killed Inuzuka…what's the matter with you today? I didn't think that you would get that pissed off about this arrangement, since you've been the one bugging Kakashi about it." Sasuke said, giving Naruto a blank stare. "So spill."
"Huh?" Naruto looked at the boy unbelievingly, unsure how to react
Did Sasuke just sound worried? What the fuck?!
"By the time you finish telling me why you're so uptight today you won't be so worked up. At least humor me while I wait till you calm down, unless you want to stay in this position till you're completely relaxed."
"Wh-What?! No I'm not going to tell you anything!" The blond exclaimed, his face turning a dark red at the sudden realization of how close the other boy was. Naruto was now sure that the gods absolutely HATED him.
I can feel everything, his arms, his legs, his chest, his hands, his hips…That's it I'm never falling asleep again, if I do…I'm not even going to go there.
Sasuke kept looking at Naruto with that same blank face, not giving any clues to what was going through his mind.
"Dobe, in case you haven't noticed I can feel how tense you are. I've known you long enough to tell when you want to hit something or not."
No shit Sherlock…you're the one I usually want to hit
"Look, could you please get off me, you invading my personal space is not and will not help me relax." Naruto said as he closed his eyes to avoid looking at the boy on top of him.
"Really now, and why is that?" the Uchiha said, a smirk appearing on his face.
He's having way to much fun with this...bastard
"Why do you think asshole? Just get the hell off me or I'll-"
Naruto was interrupted (again) by the door flying open...literally.
"Sasuke-kun, are you okay?!!"
"...Lee, why did you kick open the door?" Sasuke asked not moving from his spot on top of the blond boy.
"I was worried!! I didn't hear the sounds of you and Naruto-kun's youthful fight!! I feared that you had been hurt!! But now I see that you both are very much alive and enjoying your youthfulness!!"
Needless to say, Naruto and Sasuke were both giving Lee looks that said: 'why-the-hell-do-we-act-like-we-know-you?'
"Yes! It warms my heart that rivals can participate in a joyous fight and afterwards bask in their youthful energy! Such a strong sense of friendship and rivalry you both have, you both are prime examples of how rivals such as yourselves should act!! Supporting each other after a fight, such a beautiful thing!! The way Sasuke-kun is supporting Naruto-kun, both putting aside your differences in times of need, such an amazing show of friendship!!" Lee said enthusiastically.
Contemplating what Lee, who was now crying 'joyous tears of youth', had just said, Naruto focused his gaze on the boy in front of him. After a few seconds realization dawned on him causing him to shriek and push Sasuke off of him when the other had been distracted by the potential loss of his ability to hear.
"Lee it's not what it looks like!! It's all that bastards fault!! He-he...Lee what the fuck are you wearing?" Naruto said after taking in the others outfit. Instead of the normal school uniform, the boy was wearing all green. And it wasn't a neutral shade of green either, it was bright green. Green pants, green shirt under a green hoodie, hell he even had green shoes.
"I changed!!" Lee said proudly.(5)
Really, no shit.
You see, Naruto and Sasuke usually saw Lee in the required school uniform. (6) Yes, boys were aloud to choose what color shirt they wore underneath the uniform and yes, Lee wore a bright green high collar shirt under his, green wrist bands, green socks, green boxers (they all had gym together) and carried a green bag with him to school they just...never expected him to take his obsession this far...he looked like a clone of their gym teacher...creepy.
Deciding to ignore the green boy Sasuke glanced at his watch and quickly walked to the back of the classroom, picked up his bag and headed towards the door.
"Hey bastard, where do you think you're going?" Naruto asked, still pissed off with the other boy.
Glancing over his shoulder Sasuke calmly responded, "Home, detention ended 15 minutes ago." He then turned and walked out the door. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
"SHIT! I'm late!!" Naruto yelled as he quickly grabbed his stuff and ran out the door.
Sasuke then followed the blond's example and quickly headed towards the parking lot, passing his grey haired teacher on his way.
"So how was detention?" The teacher said smiling (one could never be quite sure with the teacher's choice of clothing, who the hell wears a mask to school anyway?) at his student.
"Kakashi-sensei," Sasuke said giving his teacher a blank stare. "I would be careful around Naruto for a while, he wasn't to happy with you and you know how the boy can hold a grudge."
Wincing Kakashi replied, "Thanks for the warning."
"Your welcome, it won't happen again." Sasuke said, walking away from the teacher.
"Such happy students we have here." Kakashi said turning to walk towards his classroom. "I guess he didn't get the fight that he wanted."
(1) In the school that Naruto and Sasuke go to this can happen. The student-teacher relationships are based on trust and responsibility. So putting Sasuke in charge isn't that surprising.
(2) There is a reason for Sasuke tackling Naruto, other than for torturing Naruto. It'll be mentioned in the next chapter. There is a hint of who caused Naruto to previously act this way in this one.
(3) Ino had said that Naruto's reaction to who was the person he was dreaming about wouldn't be a quiet or a calm one. Naruto didn't freak out at first because it didn't really hit him until now.
(4) In my opinion being called a total moron is way better than being called a dead last. So Sasuke calling Naruto Usuratonkachi is Sasuke's really messed up way of trying to calm Naruto down so he doesn't totally lose it
(5) He changed after he was kicked out of the class. No idea why or how (even though I'm the one who wrote it, just be creative and think of something) truth is that he's just an idiot.
(6) The school uniform:
-Shirts are white, button up and collared. Shirts can be worn under but the top shirt must be at least buttoned up 3/4 of the way
-Jackets, pants (male) and skirts (female) are black
-Skirts are about mid thigh in length
-Ties (male) and ribbons (female) are blood red with some exceptions (most boys either don't wear their ties or wear them loose)
-Socks are black (exception for Lee because he's special) for girls socks are knee high.
Both uniforms are based off of the manga Vampire Knight, as soon as I can get a picture of the uniforms I'll put them up but until I do you'll have to deal with my pathetic attempt to describe them.
A/N: Okay, this is going to be my last update for a while. I'm getting a lot of school work because there's not much time left in the school year (about 2 weeks excluding a week of finals) and all of the teachers are trying to fit in the rest of the curriculum in time for finals. Because of this I won't be updating or writing for about a month. I'm sorry about this but school is my first priority. I'll try to write during my free time at school but I highly doubt that I will be able to.
Thanks for reading! Opinions and ways to torture Naruto are welcome.
Next Chapter: Sasuke's POV, how he feels about our little blond (it's not what you think), Kakashi fearing for his life, Sasuke being a bastard, the inner workings of the student counsel, Gaara and an annoying bitch (I'll give you 3 guesses who it is)
