"John meet my new bff, Gavin."

"It's Greg" he corrected with an eyeroll

"Oh. that's a werd name."

"And Gavin isnt?!"

"Anyway, he'll make a perfect flatbate and an even better bff than you'll ever be."

"I'm not your bff," Lestrade coughed.

"Oh but you will be," Sherlock replied threateningly. "Ta-ta John." Sherlk said throwing a bag of John's stuff at him and nudging him out the door. John cried. He cried on the doorstep. He cried. He cried tears.

He.

cried.

HE couldn't believe he was just replaed and now he was homless!