A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a while... I was busy :3 I'm currently borrowing my sister's laptop whilst mine is repaired so I won't be updating as much. When it's fixed I might be uploading up to 5-6 chapters a week? But no promises. I want to say thank you for the reviews I got. I love getting reviews, they make me feel happy! :)

Disclaimer: I'm sure J.K Rowling isn't in school like me...


Professor McGonagall entered her office, she had cleaned the cookie batter off of her face. Sirius, James and Remus were still laughing when she entered, earning a glare off of their Professor.

"Tell me, what on earth were you doing in the kitchens, having a food fight?!" Professor McGonagall bellowed. James opened his mouth to explain but McGonagall had carried on, "and a Prefect, and Head Boy!"

"So, that means I'm off the hook then?" Sirius muttered quietly.

"No, it certainly does not! You were having a food fight in the kitchens, too! I think two weeks of detention should do it, and you'll be cleaning the kitchens." McGonagall said sternly. "Out."

Remus, James and Sirius all ran out of her office, breaking down in laughter afterwards.

"Sirius, I can't believe you said that!" James panted.

"I can't believe we got caught having a food fight in the kitchens.. Especially by McGonagall!" Remus said, shaking his head.

"Minnie loves me, really." Sirius grinned.

"No, she certainly does not." James said, doing an impression of McGonagall, earning more laughter from Remus and Sirius as they walked back to the Gryffindor Tower.

"If Lily-bean finds out what we did, we are as good as dead." Sirius shrugged. "But along with Minnie, she loves me."

"But she doesn't love James... Good luck, buddy." Remus said, clapping James on the shoulder.


Lily came down from the Girls Dorms and sat by the fire with her Astronomy homework.

"Hey Lily-bean." Sirius grinned.

"What have you done this time?" Lily said, looking up at Sirius and raising her eyebrows.

"Well..." Sirius said in a high-pitched voice.

"What?" Lily demanded.

"We sort of, er-, had a food fight and chucked cookie batter at McGongall." Sirius said, looking at the ground. "I never noticed the pattern on this rug before.."

"Don't try and change the subject." Lily said sternly. "Don't tell me Potter got detention too, I need him to help me with the paperwork."

"He didn't." Sirius lied.

"Really?" Lily said, shaking her head in disbelief.

"He did really." Sirius said, seeing Lily's glare. "You told me to tell you he didn't!"

"Go away." Lily shrugged. "I'm busy."

"Can you do my homework, too?" Sirius asked.

"Bye, Sirius." Lily grinned, dipping her quill in her ink and beginning her essay.

Sirius pouted and retreated over to Remus.


Their first detention didn't go so well..

After McGonagall left them to clean up, they ended up getting the House Elves to do the cleaning and make them more cookies... But McGonagall caught them. Again.


In McGonagall's office, again, James, Remus and Sirius were waiting for McGonagall to explode. But she didn't. She stood there calmly, staring at the three boys.

"What were you doing?" McGonagall asked.

"Well, we were cleaning like House Elves!" Sirius lied.

"I know what went on, Black. Don't try lying." McGonagall said calmly. "Why did you get the House Elves to do it?"

"No, Minnie- I mean Professor. We transfigured the House Elves into us, and we transfigured into them!" Sirius lied again, grinning.

"Black. I know what happened. Stop." McGonagall said, her anger rising slowly.

"We got bored of cleaning, and we were hungry." James said silently.

"I'm not going to punish you any more, but if you three are found misbehaving throughout these two weeks, my office will be like a second home to you. Do you understand?" McGonagall said sternly.

"Why, of course, Minnie!" Sirius grinned, running out of her office.

"Potter, I suggest you tell Lily Evans why you won't be making it to the next two meetings." McGonagall said, after Remus had joined Sirius outside.

"But what if she hurts me?" James asked.

"Go." McGonagall demanded.

James laughed and joined Sirius and Remus.


A/N: I know this was quite short, but I'll be updating later tonight :)