Sorry if I offend anyone with the pairings.


Ichigo: Dammit Rukia! Stop sending me pics of Chappy the Rabbit!

Rukia: Stop criticising my drawings then, Strawberry.

Kisuke: Heh heh. This is perfect :)

Ichigo: What r u talking about, Kisuke?

Kisuke: Nothing! I'm just enjoying a little idea that's going through my mind right now.

Rukia: That being...?

Ichigo: U should no by now that it's better not to ask.

Kisuke: Look at the 2 of u bickering! Ur so meant for each other!

Rukia:

Ichigo:

Rukia: … Are you high?

Kisuke: No no, I'm serious. Ur the perfect couple!

Rukia: What about Orihime?

Ichigo: … What about Orihime?

Rukia: Ur so obtuse, Strawberry.

Ichigo: WHAT?! Besides, what about Renji?

Rukia: … What about Renji?

Ichigo: Hypocrite.

Kisuke: … Yep. That's all the data I need. The 2 of u even think alike. Definitely meant for each other.

Ichigo: … The hell are you talking about, Kisuke?

Kisuke: I've been doing some matchmaking...

Rukia: Oh dear Lord.

Kisuke: … and I've realised that a lot of perfect couples have the same first letter to their surname!

Ichigo: … What?

Kisuke: K-urosaki and K-uchiki.

Rukia: … That's all you've got to go on?

Kisuke: Well, that and the fact that in all these couples I've put together do actually love each other, even if it's just one-sided.

Ichigo:

Rukia:

Kisuke: Hint: now's the time for any confessions.

Ichigo: … He's a creepy pervy shop keeper, Rukia. He probably is smoking something.

Rukia: Yeah...

Kisuke: 1 day u'll realise I'm right ;)

Rukia: Yeah... so, moving on...

Kisuke: Oh? U wanna hear about other couples I've paired up?

Rukia: Well, actually...

Kisuke: Let's see here... Ishida and Inoue...

Rukia: That's definitely one-sided.

Ichigo: What do u mean? I mean, I no Uryu likes Orihime, but who does she like?

Kisuke: … He really is an idiot, isn't he?

Rukia: I'm afraid so. Evidently it's incurable.

Kisuke: Although,on a related subject, ur the same when it comes to Renji.

Rukia: I'm going to ignore that. Who else have u paired up?

Kisuke: Abarai and Arisawa... that way Renji won't have to be lonely after all :)

Ichigo: … I cannot believe u just paired up Tatsuki and Renji.

Rukia: They don't even know each other!

Ichigo: Besides, what about Keigo? His surname's Asano. Shouldn't u have put Tatsuki with him?

Rukia: Ichigo! Don't join in!

Kisuke: Listen to the future wife, Ichigo. U'll never win in court. Women are so pushy.

Ichigo: o_O

Rukia: o_O

Yoruichi: What was that about women, Kisuke?

Kisuke: o_O Uh, nothing! Nothing at all!

Yoruichi: Hm... I see ur really into this matchmaking scheme... but what about pairing urself up?

Rukia: There's Captain Unohana. Urahara and Unohana... how about that?

Kisuke: No way, she's scary! Ukitake can have her!

Ichigo: Heh heh... don't worry. I'm sure there's someone out there who's just perfect for u, Kisuke.

Kisuke: Yeh... I'll find someone!

Yoruichi: Indeed.

Kisuke: Oh no! Is my little kitty friend jealous?!

Yoruichi:

Rukia: At this rate Kisuke you'll never get to see the court case. Yoruichi will have killed u before that.

Kisuke: Aww, don't worry Yoruichi~! One day u might even have the same first letter as me cos u'll be Mrs Urahara!

Yoruichi:

Ichigo: … He's just making it worse, isn't he?

Rukia: What was your first clue?

Kisuke: Ahem, so, where were we on the pairings?

Ichigo: I was saying that I find it hard to believe that Tatsuki and Renji would end up together. True, the A at the beginning of their surnames makes sense...

Kisuke: … Well there's always Aizen.

Ichigo:

Rukia:

Yoruichi:

Kisuke: … I'll just move on, shall I?

Ichigo: Good idea.

Kisuke: Okay: Toshiro and Momo?

Ichigo: And that's Karin's day ruined.

Rukia: Well, to be fair it does make sense. H-itsugaya and H-inamori. And they're childhood friends.

Kisuke: U c?! U were all sceptical at first but now ur joining in!

Rukia: … I still maintain the belief that he is on crack.

Ichigo: As do I :)

Kisuke: Yoruichi, look! Aren't those 2 perfect?

Yoruichi: Now that u mention it, yes...

Ichigo: HEY!

Rukia: HEY!

Kisuke: U cannot complain! There are even pairing names for u guys: IchiRuki, IshiHime, RenSuki, HitsuHina...

Rukia: … And UraYoru.

Ichigo: What? This is stupid! These ridiculous pairing names will never catch on.

Yoruichi: … Show him FanFiction, Rukia.

Rukia: Nah... the yaoi will just creep him out.

Ichigo: … What? What do u mean yaoi? WHO'VE THEY PAIRED ME UP WITH?!

Rukia: Lol, this'll be fun.

Ichigo: TELL ME!

Rukia: Mostly 'Grimm Kitty' and your inner Hollow.

.

.

.

.

Ichigo: D:

Grimmjow: D:

Hollow Ichigo: D:

.

.

.

.

.

.

Rukia: LOL.