Sorry if I offend anyone with the pairings.
Ichigo: Dammit Rukia! Stop sending me pics of Chappy the Rabbit!
Rukia: Stop criticising my drawings then, Strawberry.
Kisuke: Heh heh. This is perfect :)
Ichigo: What r u talking about, Kisuke?
Kisuke: Nothing! I'm just enjoying a little idea that's going through my mind right now.
Rukia: That being...?
Ichigo: U should no by now that it's better not to ask.
Kisuke: Look at the 2 of u bickering! Ur so meant for each other!
Rukia:
Ichigo:
Rukia: … Are you high?
Kisuke: No no, I'm serious. Ur the perfect couple!
Rukia: What about Orihime?
Ichigo: … What about Orihime?
Rukia: Ur so obtuse, Strawberry.
Ichigo: WHAT?! Besides, what about Renji?
Rukia: … What about Renji?
Ichigo: Hypocrite.
Kisuke: … Yep. That's all the data I need. The 2 of u even think alike. Definitely meant for each other.
Ichigo: … The hell are you talking about, Kisuke?
Kisuke: I've been doing some matchmaking...
Rukia: Oh dear Lord.
Kisuke: … and I've realised that a lot of perfect couples have the same first letter to their surname!
Ichigo: … What?
Kisuke: K-urosaki and K-uchiki.
Rukia: … That's all you've got to go on?
Kisuke: Well, that and the fact that in all these couples I've put together do actually love each other, even if it's just one-sided.
Ichigo:
Rukia:
Kisuke: Hint: now's the time for any confessions.
Ichigo: … He's a creepy pervy shop keeper, Rukia. He probably is smoking something.
Rukia: Yeah...
Kisuke: 1 day u'll realise I'm right ;)
Rukia: Yeah... so, moving on...
Kisuke: Oh? U wanna hear about other couples I've paired up?
Rukia: Well, actually...
Kisuke: Let's see here... Ishida and Inoue...
Rukia: That's definitely one-sided.
Ichigo: What do u mean? I mean, I no Uryu likes Orihime, but who does she like?
Kisuke: … He really is an idiot, isn't he?
Rukia: I'm afraid so. Evidently it's incurable.
Kisuke: Although,on a related subject, ur the same when it comes to Renji.
Rukia: I'm going to ignore that. Who else have u paired up?
Kisuke: Abarai and Arisawa... that way Renji won't have to be lonely after all :)
Ichigo: … I cannot believe u just paired up Tatsuki and Renji.
Rukia: They don't even know each other!
Ichigo: Besides, what about Keigo? His surname's Asano. Shouldn't u have put Tatsuki with him?
Rukia: Ichigo! Don't join in!
Kisuke: Listen to the future wife, Ichigo. U'll never win in court. Women are so pushy.
Ichigo: o_O
Rukia: o_O
Yoruichi: What was that about women, Kisuke?
Kisuke: o_O Uh, nothing! Nothing at all!
Yoruichi: Hm... I see ur really into this matchmaking scheme... but what about pairing urself up?
Rukia: There's Captain Unohana. Urahara and Unohana... how about that?
Kisuke: No way, she's scary! Ukitake can have her!
Ichigo: Heh heh... don't worry. I'm sure there's someone out there who's just perfect for u, Kisuke.
Kisuke: Yeh... I'll find someone!
Yoruichi: Indeed.
Kisuke: Oh no! Is my little kitty friend jealous?!
Yoruichi:
Rukia: At this rate Kisuke you'll never get to see the court case. Yoruichi will have killed u before that.
Kisuke: Aww, don't worry Yoruichi~! One day u might even have the same first letter as me cos u'll be Mrs Urahara!
Yoruichi:
Ichigo: … He's just making it worse, isn't he?
Rukia: What was your first clue?
Kisuke: Ahem, so, where were we on the pairings?
Ichigo: I was saying that I find it hard to believe that Tatsuki and Renji would end up together. True, the A at the beginning of their surnames makes sense...
Kisuke: … Well there's always Aizen.
Ichigo:
Rukia:
Yoruichi:
Kisuke: … I'll just move on, shall I?
Ichigo: Good idea.
Kisuke: Okay: Toshiro and Momo?
Ichigo: And that's Karin's day ruined.
Rukia: Well, to be fair it does make sense. H-itsugaya and H-inamori. And they're childhood friends.
Kisuke: U c?! U were all sceptical at first but now ur joining in!
Rukia: … I still maintain the belief that he is on crack.
Ichigo: As do I :)
Kisuke: Yoruichi, look! Aren't those 2 perfect?
Yoruichi: Now that u mention it, yes...
Ichigo: HEY!
Rukia: HEY!
Kisuke: U cannot complain! There are even pairing names for u guys: IchiRuki, IshiHime, RenSuki, HitsuHina...
Rukia: … And UraYoru.
Ichigo: What? This is stupid! These ridiculous pairing names will never catch on.
Yoruichi: … Show him FanFiction, Rukia.
Rukia: Nah... the yaoi will just creep him out.
Ichigo: … What? What do u mean yaoi? WHO'VE THEY PAIRED ME UP WITH?!
Rukia: Lol, this'll be fun.
Ichigo: TELL ME!
Rukia: Mostly 'Grimm Kitty' and your inner Hollow.
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Ichigo: D:
Grimmjow: D:
Hollow Ichigo: D:
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Rukia: LOL.
