A/N: Hey y'all! Ok so before I say anything else, yes I know that at the end of the last chapter I said that the mystery man had only said 4 words when in actually it was six. My bad. I had originally written it so that the mystery person was saying "only if you insist" which is 4 words ... So in this bit I introduce the mystery man, and yes he is a loved interest. But, let me remind you that this story isn't a love story between CraigxTweekxThomas or ClydexMystery man, its a story about Clyde and Craig's friendship. Not that there won't be any love story, it just comes second to the friendship part of the story. This story is actually based of something that happened between my best friend and I (can you guess what character I play? XD)

So anyway, I don't own south park or the song no matter how much I luv them both.

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It's getting hard to stay up
I think I can hear God calling my name
He'll try to make my heart break
But I was told you'd call me tonight
They're calling my name
They won't slow the car down
I'm scared that I will keep it for my own
The one that is calling my name is telling "come down"
They're calling my name...
They're calling my name...
Calling my name...

Be Gone by Brand New

The words were beautiful because they weren't coming from me, but then where had they come from? I turned around and looked to every side of me to no avail. Where the hell had the voice come from?

"Excuse me?" I tentatively called out.

"I said I would fuck you, but only cause you asked so nicely." Came the voice again, part of me recognized the voice, but I couldn't tell where is was coming from ...

"God?" I whispered glancing up.

"Turn around Clyde." Drawled the same foreign voice. I spun around to find myself facing a lanky Asian teen wearing a smile for days.

"Kevin!" I shouted "Good Lord am I glad to see you" I ran forward and threw my arms around his thin frame. He was laughing when I pulled away.

"What's so funny?" I asked

"Let me get this right?" He held up a hand and clutched at his sides trying to make the laughter stop. "Someone sneaks up on you in the wee hours of the morning, in the middle of no where and they tell you that they're gonna fuck you and your first guess is God?! Clyde you need to stop going to church, or maybe you should start going more, obviously you're not going the right amount of time."

I turned bright red and shuffled away a bit before muttering

"It's just that after the night I had, it wouldn't surprise me."

Kevin gave me an incredulous look

"It couldn't possibly be that bad"

"You've no idea Kev."

Kevin threw an arm around my shoulder and led me over to a bench, flopping down he patted the spot next to him "Well then Clyde, come and tell Papa all about it"

We ended up sitting on that bench overlooking south park for several hours just talking. Not that Kevin did much talking, mostly it was just me. I told him about what had happened to me in explicit detail. I told him everything about that night, and when I was done with my story he looked up at me thoughtfully and said

"That's all well and good Clyde, but you haven't told me how you feel about it."

"I'm not sure how I feel about it. But, I'm doing my best to try and be accepting." I sighed

"What's not to be sure about?" He laughed "Either you're happy for Craig, Thomas and Tweek or you're not. Do or do not Clyde, there is no try."

"They're all my friends Kevin!" I snapped and jumped up stumbling back a few feet "they're my friends and they should have told me." I clenched my fists tightly at my sides and stood so ridged it was almost painful. My body began to shake and I could feel the tears falling down my face "of c-course I'm happy for them, w-w-why wouldn't I b-be?!"

In all that had happened it hadn't yet occurred to me that it wasn't that I didn't understand what Criag was doing, but that I was hurt that he hadn't told me. But, as the words slipped from my mouth I knew it was true. "I-I shouldn't have had to find out l-like that, they should have t-told me."

Kevin had stood up sometime during my epiphany. He walked up to me and wrapped his long lean arms around my shaking frame and pulled me into a tight embrace that I gladly returned.

"I'm so stupid!" I sobbed burying my face into his warmth "I d-don't care if they're gay but they sh-should have told meeee!"

I cried and held onto to Kevin as if our lives depended on it as he slowly ran a hand through my hair and hummed a soft familiar tune I could almost place. In his arms I felt safe and I never wanted that feeling to end. I wanted to tell Kevin how much it meant to me, what he was doing but, there were no words.

As my crying slowly died away Kevin took my face in one hand and brushed away a few stray tears with his thumb. I looked up into his Dark chocolate eyes so full of warmth and understanding I could have burst. But, instead I leaned up pressed my lips to his.

It was perfect and beautiful and it said everything to Kevin that I wanted to say. And as quickly as it had started it was over. As I pulled away I worried for the briefest moment that what I had done was wrong.

"Oh Clyde." Kevin had whispered, and I wanted to die. I could feel the tears starting again and the air hitched in my lungs. But, all my fears were laid to rest when Kevin smiled and pulled me back up into his warmth and kissed me back. He kept me from pulling away with one arm around my waist, one hand on the back of my head. And in that moment as our lips danced against each other I knew everything was going to be alright.

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A/N: So mystery man was Kevin by popular demand! And if you're wondering what song Kevin is humming, its the song at the beginning, Be Gone by Brand New. In the next chapter things are gonna get a little more intense :3 are you excited?! lol I am!