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Harry Potter and Some Really Bad Luck

It was one week later and Harry Potter had made a full recovery.

"Madam Pomfrey," Harry whined, "please let me out of the Hospital wing!" He had been sitting in here for a week and he wanted to get out now!

"Not until tonight, Mr. Potter!" Madam Pomfrey snapped for the eleventh time that day. Harry had been begging ALL DAY to leave.

"But you said I made a full recovery!" he argued. He had. He was perfectly healthy and was ready to go back to school.

"NO! That's the last word I'm going to say on the matter!" she said, about ready to pull her hair out in frustration. This was getting really annoying!

"Pleeeeaaaase!" Harry knew if he could annoy her just enough...

"NO!" She hisses, eyes bulging out of her head.

"But, look!" Harry said with an evil plan in mind, it might even push her to the brink of insanity!

The next thing he did appalled her.

He stood up and began jumping up and down on the bed, flailing his arms, laughing and cheering as he did so.

"MR. POTTER! GET DOWN FROM THERE AT ONCE!" she shrieked in panic, making Harry fall face first on the floor and clutch his now ringing ears in pain.

"Did you have to yell?" he whimpered. It felt as if someone had just lit his brain on fire.

"Why would you do such a thing Mr. Potter?" Madam Pomfrey hissed. Never in her whole career had she had a student do anything like that before!

"To show you that I was all better." Harry answered truthfully.

"That's IT! I can't TAKE it anymore! Get out of my wing NOW!" she roared, making Harry reciol in pain once more.

Harry then stood up, gathered his things hastily, and ran out of the Hospital Wing as fast as he could all the while unde the gaze of a murderous Madam Pomfrey.

Harry ran as fast as he could, arms full of sweets, cards, and a book, to the common room, and in the hallway, he ran into none other than Severus Snape.

"FIFTY PIONTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!" he yelled not even looking to see who the person was or why he was docking house points.

"What for!" yelled Harry furiously.

Snape turned around to face Harry and his face looked dark and hateful.

"For disturbing my thoughts." he sneered, loving how red and furious Harry got when he said this.

"But that's not fair!" Harry argued. He couldn't help it if Snape was here while he was on his way to the common room.

"LIFE ISN"T FAIR! So suck it up and go to your common room before I dock 100 points!" he snarled angrily.

"But-"

"100 POINTS FROM GRYIFFINDOR!" he yelled making Harry flinch.

"Fine!" Harry yelled, "I'll go to my common room you greasy haired git!" Harry then ran away as fast as he could before Snape could give him a detention.

"POTTER! POTTER GET BACK HERE!" Harry heard Snape scream as he ran to the common room.

There he had another argument... with a painting.

The Fat Lady still hadn't taken up her job of being the Gryffindor Common Room's password painting, so it was still Sir Cadogan.

"Argh! You lousy fiend! Be gone with you!" he laughed maniacally.

"Oh, shut up," said Harry, irritated.

"Oh, your challenging me now are you, you good for nothing scallywag! HA! Take THAT! And THAT! MUAHAHA!" the idiot painting laughed.

Sir Cadogan had drawn his sword and attempting to slash Harry with it but as he was a painting he couldn't tough Harry.

Harry began rubbing his temples in a failing effort to sooth his throbbing head.

"Could you please be quiet? Your giving me a massive headache." he said quietly.

"Does that mean you surrender sir?" asked the painting.

"If I say yes will you shut the bloody hell up?" he growled.

"Yes!" said sir Cadogan in hopes of winning the duel.

"I surrender." said Harry wishing the fat lady horrible singing and all were here instead.

"Jolly good fight sir! You fought valiently!" said Sir Cadogan.

"Can I go in the common room now? Please?" Harry asked, ignoring his comment.

"How would you like to be a knight beside me, protecting the castle from unworthy scum!" Sir Cadogan asked as if he had not heard Harry's previous question.

"NO!" Harry yelled, really angry now, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A BLOODY KNIGHT! NOW LET ME IN THE BLOODY COMMON ROOM ALREADY!" Harry was about to lose it, and if this painting said one more word-

"You don't want to be part of the quest?" he asked stupidly.

"NO I DON'T! NOW LET ME IN!" Harry roared, on the verge of insanity, about to snap.

"I can't let you in without the password," the painting said smugly.

"Rapier," Harry growled.

"Nope," said Sir Cadogan looking like Christmas had come early.

"ARGH! YOU STUPID BLOODY PAINTING!" Harry screeched running forward wanting to destroy every part of the vile painting he could reach.

Just then he was upside down by one ankle. This just mad him more furious.

"WHOEVER IS DOING THIS BETTER PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW OR I'LL KILL- mph!" Harry said as he hit the ground face-first.

"WHO THE BLOODY HELL- Ginny!" Harry said as he spun around surprised to see Ginny with one eye-brow raised.

"Harry what did you think you were doing?" she asked.

"Well I was trying to get into the common room but he wouldn't let me in!" Harry said defiantly. "Why did you use that spell on me? That wasn't nice. What was that anyway?" Harry then pouted.

"Well," Ginny explained, "The spell was Levicorpus and the whole castle could her your shouting, and I figured I'd come up here to help you out. Then I saw you about to rip the canvas off the wall and I thought, 'If he does that, NOBODY will be able to get into the common room,' so I used Levicorpus. And Harry?"

"Yeah?"

"What are you staring at?" she said, raising her eyebrow again.

"Er, nothing," said Harry, quickly looking away. Harry had been staring at Ginny, he had never noticed just how beautifle she was before. It was like she was made for him, he wanted her.

'No,' Harry thought, 'For one she's Ron's sister. Two, I'm way yo young to want a girlfriend for a permamant relationship.'

"Er, Harry?" Ginny asked worried.

"Yeah?"

"Are you alright?"

"I'm fine, I just want to get into the common room." he said. Getting really confused.

"Harry?" she asked. Harry saw that something had just seemed to click in her head.

"Yeah?"

"I think maybe we should talk together alone like this again some time. Do you agree?" she said.

Harry was at a loss for words. "I, uh, er..."

"How about next Saturday at the Black Lake under that big old tree?" she suggested.

"Ok..." Harry said numbly.

"Alright then, its a date," she said simply. "Black Smith," she then said to Sir Caogan, walking away without another word, leaving a shocked but gleeful Harry in a daze outside.

"She a DATE!" he whispered hoarsley.

He smiled weakly and said, "Black Smith," to the painting and into the common room where Ron and Hermione were sitting by the fire.

"Hi, guys." he said dreamily, making the two of them spin around in shock.

"Harry!" Hermione squealed softly, making sure she didn't speak to loudly, "Your supposed to be in the hospital wing!"

"Madam Pomfrey let me out." Harry said simply, still daydreaming about how beautiful Ginny was...

"Good for you, mate!" said Ron grinning. "Now we can get back to doing whatever the Hell it was we were doing before. Do you guys remember what we were doing before?" said Ron frowning now.

"Studying," said Hermione sternly.

Ron suddenly went very pale. "Oh, bloody hell, help me Harry."

"Hmm?" said Harry, still totally out of it.

"Er, Harry? Are you OK?" Hermione asked concerned.

"Better than OK, I'm brilliant!" said Harry enthusiastically. He had the most idiotic grin on his face.

Ron, knowing Harry in in his girl mode asked, "So Harry, who is she?"

"Ginny," Harry blurted before he could stop himself. Then he suddenly snapped back into reality as he realized what he had just said.

He looked at Ron nervoulsy watching him go pale, then sickly green, and then a bright maroon that would even rival uncle Vernon.

"GINNY!" he roared.

(AN) I'm sorry. I just love cliffies. lol. I bet you guys do to right? right? oh well. This was a really fun chapter to write. Please review! Thanks for reading guys.