Description: When our favorite singing androids return to school after a long weekend, we find out that some had more fun than others...


*rrrrrring!*

"Oh, oh, lets sit here!" Miku said loudly, dragging a surprised Sakine in with her.

"M-Miku, chill out!" She tried to say as Miku pulled them to the aformentioned seats.

"But I want to sit near the window! The main characters of TV shows always sit near the window!"

"Wh-what?"

Meanwhile, not everyone was as happy as Miku.

"SF-A2 MIKI! YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!"

A furious Iroha Nekomura stormed in to Miki's class, dragging a terrified Piko Utatane behind her.

Len, Neru, and Rin were in a corner of the room, observing this.

"Is that Iroha?"
"Yeah, and she looks pisse-"

"Rin!" Len shouted.
"What?"

"Don't swear in school."

"Its not swearing if its true."

"That... made no sense. Anyway, what is she doing in here? I thought she had class next door."
"She does, and so does Piko."

"MIKI!" Iroha shouted at her again, finally getting the readhead's attention.

"What, Iroha? Teto and I we're just having a convversation about Cherry danishes."

"Which are delicious, by the way." Teto chimed in.

"Nya, that can wait. You need to hear this."

"What is so important, and why do you have Piko by the tail?"

"I-its not a tail..." Piko mumbled.

"Guess what I just saw him doing?"

"What?" Miki and Teto said in unison.

"I just saw him making googly eyes at Uta Utane!"

"Defoko?" Teto said, shocked. The default girl was nice and all, but Teto didn't think she was all that... dateable. Especially with her love for heavy artillery.

"Nya! Yes! He was getting all mushy over her when I walked into class."

"Piko, how could you!"

"Isn't Defoko your cousin or something?" Teto asked.

"Piko! Thats disgusting!" Miki yelled.

"Nononono! My last name is Utatane, Defoko's last name is Utane. I have an extra 'ta'. We aren't related."

"Like that'd stop you anyway, you manwhore!"
Miki, Iroha, and Teto stopped to see who shouted. It was Neru!

"Nya, what are you talking about, Akita?" Iroha asked.

The Boukaloid flipped open her phone. "Lookie what I caught while on vacation. Defoko isn't the only one Piko was getting mushy with."

she scrolled to a picture of Piko and a younger looking Red 'loid.

"Who's that?" Miki wondered.

"An UTAU?" Iroha guessed.

"No, I've met all of the UTAUloids. It has to be someone super new." Teto said.

Len and Rin walked over and looked over at the picture
And immediately burst into giggles.

"What?"

"Ohohoho, Miki, you are not going to like this." Rin said in between laughing fits.

"What?"

"Well, ah- ahaha!" Len laughed.

"What are you two laughing about?" she demanded.

The twins looked at eachother.

"Well, Miki..."
"We have good news and bad news."

"The good news is, we know who it is."
"The bad news is..."

The twins said this last parn in unison.

"Thats a boy."

Looks of shock showed on Miki, Teto, Neru, Iroha's faces. Piko on the other hand, was plain freaking out.
"What are you taking about!" He screamed, gaining the attention of Miku, Sakine (who was massaging her arm socket), and Kiyoteru.

"That's Lui Hibiki."
"He is a new Vocaloid that is going to be released later this year."

"He's more of a shota than Len!"

"Yeah, he- HEY! I am not a shota!"

"Oh, Len, you're silly. Of course you are."

"If I'm a shota, than you're a loli!."

"Well, everyone loves lolis." Rin said, giving a twirl.

"But... but..." Piko stammered. "But we kissed!"

...

"Pffft!"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Oh, wow, Piko. How drunk were you?"

"I wasn't. She- he- uh... said I was cute and all, and that they wanted to hook up once they were released publicly. Plus, she had a cute butt."

"And then you kissed."
"Kissed him"

"Well, that wasn't all..."

...

"We... got... in bed, and..."

"Oh. my..." Iroha mumbled.

"WE PLAYED TETRIS!" Piko sobbed.

...

"Is that a euphism?" Rin asked.

"A what?"

"She means 'euphemism', Piko." Len corrected. "Was that a euphemism for something."

"No, we really did play Tetris." Piko said. "What did you think I meant?"

"Think about it, dear." Miki said.

"... AW GROSS! NO WAY!" Piko shouted."Get your minds out of the gutter!"

"Well, you were giggling and stuff as you ran off." Neru shrugged. "What was I supposed to think?"

"So, you only kissed?" Miki said.

"Mmhm."

"Well, I suppose I can for give that..." Miki said. "Iroha, you can leave now."

"Thats it? He kissed a boy! And he liked it!"

"That's copyright infringement, Iroha." Hiyama said from the head of the room, having returned his attention to grading homework.

"No, its okay. See you later Piko-pie."
"Love you, Miki-cakes"

"Ugh, I just threw up a little." Iroha said, rolling her eyes. "C'mon, you." She walked out of the classroom, still dragging Piko behind her.

"Neru, text me that photo."

"Uh, alright." she said, confused.

"Thanks. I have some punishment to dole out. NOBODY messes with sf-a2 Miki Furukawa."

"You have a last name?" Neru said, surprised.

"Well, its my voice provider's last name, so I guess it's mine, too."

"Huh. Alright, then. Have fun with that." she said, going over to her seat, and taking a nap.

Meanwhile, in another part of the city, Lui and Ring were having breakfast.

"So Lui, what did you do this weekend?"

"Well, I met a girl..."

Later that week, on the front page of the daily newspaper, was the picture of Lui and Piko kissing, with the words:
PIKO UTATANE EXPOSED! He kissed a boy, and he liked it.

"That's still copyright infringement." Kiyoteru said as he read the newspaper and sipped his coffee.

A faint, and unidentifiable scream could be heard echoing across the city, originating suspiciously near Ring and Lui's house.


A/N: The ending is slightly different on VO, but I like this one, too. Piko is fun to torture.

Poor Lui. I suspect this is why its taking so long for his and Ring's release.